Thursday, January 8, 2009

LISA BONET GIVES BIRTH BUT Y'ALL NOT GONNA BELIEVE WHAT SHE NAMED THE BABY

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About a month ago, actress Lisa Bonet and her baby daddy sexy actor Jason Momoa(Stargate:Atlantis) had their second child together – a boy named Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa.

Wanna know what all that means, here’s how Jason's mother explains it on his website forum:

He was born on the stormest, rainy night.
so Nakoa(warrior)...Mana(strength/spirit) Kaua(rain) po(dark)...
The name was always going to be Nakoa-Wolf, but Jason did the research on first middle name, 2nd middle name as you know is Jason's.

I understand being unique and all, but these damn parents seem to forget that these kids have to grow up in this cruel world with these crazy names. Love the American Indian spirituality vibe Liliquoi Moon (Lisa's new name) has got going on, but this shit spilling over to your kids has got to stop. Asshole Simpson the baby Mogwai Wentz are still front-runners for the fugliest baby name with Bronx Mowgli. nothing can beat that shit. I would love for Asshole to explain what kind of dopamine did they give her when they came up with that name.

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