Wednesday, January 7, 2009

JENNIFER GARNER GIVES BIRTH

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This seems to be the week of celebritot births because Jennifer Garner is the latest celebriwhore to bring a newborn into this horrid, cruel world. This will be her second child with husband Ben Affleck and a sibling for Violet to play with.

Jennifer's spokeswhore told People, "Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck gave birth to a healthy baby girl." So far a name has not been released.

I'm just really hoping to the man upstairs that Jen & Ben break this ridiculous cycle of fugly baby names and give their newborn something that can be proud of walking around with when they're old enough to deal with the cruelty of this world.

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