If this is how latinos fight, I can only imagine how latin couples in love fuck!
It seems as if the arguments between Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have been escalating into something out of a telenovela on Univision. Word is, it's even gotten physical with the couple throwing various household items at each other.
J. Lo doesn't like some bitches calling the house after Skeletor (can't he afford a cell phone?) and Skeletor doesn't like bumping uglies with Jen's post-baby cellulite. I don't blame him. Did you see the fat from her waist line peeking out of her Golden Globes dress? If all them skinny white bitches in the industry can snap back in three weeks or less, Jello can too. All that money she paid for her nose job, I'm sure she has some Gigli money she can burn on liposuction. Also, to be fair, Jello bumping uglies with Skeletor would be like sticking a stake used to kill vampires in your twat! So not a good feeling when you've got a bunch of splinters to pull out.
But, that's okay, a source says that the couple just "love hard" so "they fight hard" - natch.
Whatever the hell that means. Oh wait! It means that two glorified ghetto superstars from the slums of New York City are behaving exactly like a hood rat couple should. it's their managers, agents and publicists that have cleaned them up to make them accessible (read:safe) for other folk to pay attention to. I see through all their cheap ass Mabelline.
Will we see divorce #3 for Jello in the future?
I think this will be Marc's third as well.
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