Last night, the People's Choice Awards aired on television, (Queen latifah hosted the event), and I didn't watch it. Not that I was going to anyway. I would have found out who was going to win anyway. Besides, there were more important things on tv that my DVR was making mad orgy love to, like the season premiere of Damages, The Real World: Brooklyn, and Barbara Walters special with Patrick Swayze. While all that was recording, i was watching Babylon A.D. which was a horrid piece of sci-fi trash, and Another Gay Sequel (which I chuckled at a bit, but was very disappointed with in the end). The only award I care about was the fact that The Dark Knight cleaned up last night. Hopefully, the Oscar snobs will loosen the wooden stick out of their ass, and stop turning up their noses at films because there's a comic-book theme to it and respect that it's a great movie right up there with HEAT. Check out the list of winners below, if you give a shit:
FavoriteMOVIE
The Dark Knight (Winner)
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the
Crystal Skull
Iron Man
FavoriteCOMEDY MOVIE
27 Dresses (Winner)
Get Smart
Mamma Mia!
FavoriteMOVIE DRAMA
The Secret Life of Bees (Winner)
21
Eagle Eye
FavoriteFAMILY MOVIE
WALL-E (Winner)
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
Kung Fu Panda
FavoriteINDEPENDENT MOVIE
The Secret Life of Bees (Winner)
The Duchess
Miss Pettigrew
Lives for a Day
FavoriteACTION MOVIE
The Dark Knight (Winner)
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the
Crystal Skull
Iron Man
FavoriteCAST
The Dark Knight (Winner)
Mamma Mia!
Sex and the City
FavoriteON SCREEN MATCH UP
Christian Bale & Heath Ledger (The Dark Knight) (Winner)
Shia LaBeouf & Harrison Ford (Indiana Jones)
Tina Fey &
Amy Poehler (Baby Mama)
FavoriteMALE MOVIE STAR
Will Smith (Winner. Well at least Hancock wasn't their favorite movie)
Harrison Ford
Robert Downey Jr.
FavoriteFEMALE MOVIE STAR
Reese Witherspoon (what the hell did she come out with that made her their favorite?)
Angelina Jolie
Keira Knightley
FavoriteMALE ACTION STAR
Will Smith (Christian Bale should have won this one)
Christian Bale
Robert Downey Jr.
FavoriteFEMALE ACTION STAR
Angelina Jolie (She definitely kicks ass. See her in Wnated)
Anne Hathaway
Cate Blanchett
FavoriteLEADING MAN
Brad Pitt (Winner)
Christian Bale
Mark Wahlberg
FavoriteLEADING LADY
Kate Hudson (Winner)
Anne Hathaway
Queen Latifah
FavoriteSUPERHERO
Christian Bale as Bruce Wayne/Batman (Thank god they didn't say Hancock)
Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark/Iron Man
Will Smith as
John Hancock
FavoriteTV DRAMA House
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
Grey's Anatomy
FavoriteTV COMEDY
Two and a Half Men (cannot believe people actually watch this shit)
Samantha Who?
Ugly Betty
FavoriteNEW TV DRAMA
The Mentalist (winner)
90210
Fringe
FavoriteNEW TV COMEDY
Gary Unmarried (WHo the hell voted this as the winner?)
Kath & Kim
Worst Week
FavoriteANIMATED COMEDY
The Simpsons (The Simpsons seriously need to seek retirement)
Family Guy
South Park
FavoriteSCI FI/FANTASY SHOW
Heroes (We need a recount on this one. Supernatural and Battlestar Gallactica are clearly better shows)
Supernatural
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
FavoriteCOMPETITION/REALITY SHOW
Dancing with the Z List (Winner)
American Idol
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
FavoriteGAME SHOW
Deal or No Deal (Winner)
Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader?
Jeopardy
FavoriteMALE TV STAR
Hugh Laurie (Well deserved. House is the man)
Charlie Sheen
Patrick Dempsey
FavoriteFEMALE TV STAR
Christina Applegate (Y'all can't be serious. No one watches Samantha Who?)
Mariska Hargitay
Sally Field
FavoriteTALK SHOW HOST
Ellen DeGeneres (Middle America loves a safe dyke.) She'll win this until she takes herself out of the running like Oprah did with the Emmys. At least they didn't give it to Tyra. We'd never hear the end of it.
David Letterman
Regis Philbin & Kelly Ripa
FavoriteSCENE STEALING GUEST STAR
Robin Williams on Law & Order: SVU (Winner)
Britney Spears on How I Met Your Mother
Luke Perry on Law & Order: SVU
FavoriteTV DRAMA DIVA
Kyra Sedgwick(The Closer) TNT definitely has the best dramas with Closer & Saving Grace
Holly Hunter(Saving Grace)
Mary Louise Parker(Weeds)
FavoriteMALE SINGER
Chris Brown (This is all we have to offer as favrite male singers?)
Brad Paisley
Kenny Chesney
FavoriteFEMALE SINGER
Carrie Underwood (Jesus definitely took more than the wheel on this one)
Alicia Keys
Rihanna
FavoriteGROUP
Rascal Flatts (Winner)
Coldplay
Maroon 5
FavoriteCOMBINED FORCES
"No Air" by Jordin Sparks featuring Chris Brown (Winner)
"4 Minutes" by Madonna featuring Justin Timberlake
"Love Like This" by Natasha Bedingfield featuring Sean Kingston
FavoriteHIP-HOP SONG
"Low" by Flo Rida featuring T-Pain (Winner)
"Good Life" by Kanye West
"Lollipop" by Lil Wayne featuring Static Major
FavoriteROCK SONG
"All Summer Long" by Kid Rock (Winner)
"Apologize" by OneRepublic & Timbaland
"Viva La Vida" by Coldplay
FavoriteCOUNTRY SONG
"Last Name" by Carrie Underwood (Winner)
"Love Story" by Taylor Swift
"Take Me There" by Rascal Flatts
FavoriteR & B SONG
"No One"by Alicia Keys (Officially one of the worst songs of 2008)
"Take a Bow" by Rihanna
"With You" by Chris Brown
FavoritePOP SONG
"I Kissed A Girl" by Katy Perry (Everyone was pumping to this song over the summer)
"Disturbia" by Rihanna
"No Air" by Jordin Sparks featuring Chris Brown
FavoriteSONG FROM A SOUNDTRACK
"Mamma Mia" by Meryl Streep from Mamma Mia! (Well all three songs were terrible, so who cares who won?)
"Another Way to Die" by Jack White & Alicia Keys from Quantum of Solace
"Labels or Love" by Fergie from Sex and the City
FavoriteFUNNY MALE STAR
Adam Sandler (the man/boy schtick is sooooo tired).
Jim Carrey
Steve Carell
FavoriteFUNNY FEMALE STAR
Tina Fey (Love Tina Fey. Her Sarah Palin impersonation was killer)
Ellen DeGeneres
Whoopi Goldberg
FavoriteUSER GENERATED VIDEO
Barack Roll (Winner)
Fred Goes Swimming
"Star Wars" A Capella Tribute
Wassup 2008
Where the Hell is Matt (2008)
FavoriteONLINE SENSATION
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog (Joss Whedon is a genius)
Dance Battle 2
Kobe Bryan Attempts Massive Stunt
Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad
Pork and Beans
2 comments:
I'm glad to see your DVR has it's priorites right. People's Choice Awards is crap. Can't wait for Oscar night. I stomached my way through Babylon AD last night... horrid.
I'm glad we are on the same page with Babylon A.D. which was god-awful. I am a big fan of Michelle Yeoh, but I never seem to understand how she does these shitty American films like Babylon A.D. and The last Mummy film with jet Li. One day Hollyweird will wake up and give her the recognition she truly deserves which she came close to in Tomorrow Never Dies. As for award shows, i never understand them. it's all bullshit. No need to watch them because all the news gets out the next day. The only shows worth watching is the Grammy's, VMA's and the ghetto hood rat awards that are always on the negro channel (aka BET) because usually I'm so pissed off from the award winners, the outfits, and performances, that it gives me plenty to blog about.
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