Wednesday, January 7, 2009

HERPES HILTON IS DELUSIONAL

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Herpes Hilton wants us to believe that she's like Mariah Carey - in the sense that she's only slept with a few of the guys she's gone through like the line at the 7/11. Well that's what she wants the gullible reporter over at Glamour Magazine to believe.

In the new issue of Britain's Glamour Magazine (via SS), Herpes says, "I've only done it with a couple of people. People make up stories, but mostly I just kiss. I think it's important to play hard to get. Nobody wants the fake Prada bag; they want the brand new bag that no one can get and is the most expensive. If you give it up to a guy he won't respect you; he'll want you much more if he can't have you."

Nobody wants the bag with the giant pink pussy warts that will make your genitals foam at the hole and that's exactly what her sour bag will do. I just love when "celebriwhores" go outside of the U.S. to do these crazy interviews, thinking no one here will find out. One day these donkeys will learn.

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