Thursday, January 29, 2009

THE THIRD COMING OF THE APOCOLYPSE IS AMUNG US

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Okay bitches, time to break out the protective salt to ward of demons, because during this morning's Hot Topics, Elizabitch announced she's currently pregnant with her third spawn of Satan by husband, former NFL quarterback Tim Hasselbeck.

"We are thankful for such great news and will begin planning our zone defense strategy immediately," Elisabeth said.

"This time... we were shocked that we got pregnant," she said. "But the first two times, it was difficult for me to get pregnant."

"The View" panelist already has two children, 15-month-old Taylor Thomas and 3-year-old Grace Elisabeth.

The baby is due sometime in August. Congrats on bringing yet another child into the world and may you continue to hone your parenting skills by reading how-to books.

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