AN EDUMACATIONAL HISTORY LESSON FROM LES MISERALBA

The once hot, but now annoying troll known as Jessica Alba has decided to go the Kanye/Diddy/Asslee Simpson/Lezzie HoHan route by posting her rants in a blog. Here's how all the drama started.

Last week or so, Les Miseralbatross acted like her usual know-it-all mega cunt self to some reporter during an event in DC. She asked him a question about Obama and he didn't want to answer, because he said he's a journalist. She didn't take too lightly to the journalist's response and told him to "be neutral - be Sweden about it." TMZ later called her what she really is, a "ditz" for saying Sweden instead of Switzerland.

Also last week, while still on her warpath, Les MiserAlba called Bill O'Reilly an a-hole. Bill responded by basically saying she was a dumb-fucking-fake-ass-don't-call me-latina bitch, but he used the word "misguided" instead. I mean, Bill O Reilly is an asshole. Just like MiserAlba is an evil fucking cunt. We know all this, so why must she state the obvious?

Here's MiserAlba's blog response:


Last week, Mr. Bill O'Reilly and some really classy sites (i.e.TMZ) insinuated I was dumb by claiming Sweden was a neutral country. I appreciate the fact that he is a news anchor and that gossip sites are inundated with intelligent reporting, but seriously people...it's so sad to me that you think the only neutral country during WWII was Switzerland. Check out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweden_during_World_War_II if you want to see what I was referring to. I appreciate the name calling and the accurate reporting. Keep it up!!

Now first of all, everyone who actually went to college (or even knows how to use a computer) knows full and well that you don't use Wikipedia as a reliable source. In fact, the internet as a whole is not a reliable source when it comes to information (except when you read krisavalon122.blogspot.com, of course).

The gloves came off for TMZ and typed out this response to her: "She is absolutely correct. Sweden was a neutral country ... 60 years ago. We apologize for not considering the political climate of the world in 1942 when we suggested she may have meant, 'Be Switzerland' -- a country that is currently neutral." Now if that's not a read, i don't know what is.

All this talk about Sweden has me craving Ikea Swedish meatballs. Or as MiserAlba would call them "neutral balls," something she hasn't had since unwantingly getting knocked up by Ca$hhole Warren.