CELEBREALITY OBSESSION: TOOL ACADEMY

Okay it's official. I'm,going to hell. Not because I've got nothing but love for the peen (as some asshole religious folks liketo point out),but because I have an addiction to the celebreality trash on VH1. I have become just as DICKMATIZED as the donkeys dating these douchebags on the new show Tool Academy. In case you've been living under a rock, here's a quick recap of what the show is about.

9 attention whoring asswipes are thrown into a house thinking they are competing for some show called "Mr. Awesome." It turns out, the 9 morons are really enrolling into Tool Academy, because they treat their girlfriends like a huge barrel of horse shit. They cheat on them, they take their cash, they lie, they talk shit on them, etc...etc.... They compete in a series of challenges with their girlfriends in an effort to grow from boys to men (and save what's left of their relationships). The twat who transforms from G to Gent will win $100,000 in the end.

Watching this show annoyed me (as well as intrigued me at the same time). The girls hook up with these douchebags, knowing full well how they were when they met them. These are the type of girls with extreme low self-esteem who's sole goal is to try to change these men into something they are not. one girl's even going as far as taking care of her current boyfriend wit her child support money. If I were the babydaddy, I'd take that clip to the courthouse for admitting that shit on TV. I will admit these guys are very good looking and I'm sure pretty good in the sack, but their attitudes and the way they treat women as a bunch of trophies is what's a total turn-off. I really can't wait until next weeks episode when Shawn's other girlfriend of seven years (that his current girlfriend has no idea about) makes a surprise appearance at the Academy.

Check out a clip of the show below.

The Tools Of Tool Academy
by TheDlisted