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LIKE FUCKING A CORPSE

The Apocolypse is definitely upon us (we definitely need to pray much harder for that change Obama's been talking about) because some bitch named Siri Pinter (not to be confused with Tom & Katie's daughter, Suri) let the corpse that is Carson Daly stick his dick in her long enough to make a baby. here's what his spokeswhore told People:

"Carson is thrilled to be a father and they are looking forward to an extra special Thanksgiving this year with family and friends."

Hopefully with the way he's been looking lately, he will be having second and third helpings of some Thanksgiving festivities.

SOBER ENOUGH TO FUCK HERSELF

Watch P!nk perform simulated sex acts on herself in her latest video, "Sober."

CRICKET NEWS: TEFLON TITTIES WINS DANCING WITH THE D LIST

Model/sometimes actress Brooke Burke, was the winner on Tuesday night’s “Dancing With The Nobodies.” I never watched this season because there wasn't anyone interesting on this season (with the exceptions of Toni Braxton & Susan Lucci) but from what I've been told The 37 year-old mother of four put on consistently solid performances with her partner, the very gay Derek Hough, landing first in the rankings almost every week with the exception of last week. Brooke beat out former boy bander Lance "I'm a big queen" Bass and retired football player Warren "fat ass" Sapp to bring home the disco ball trophy on the seventh season of the popular show:

Jimmy Kimmel had Brooke and Derek on via satellite last night, and he showed a clip where Brooke’s fiance, David Charvet, started crying after she performed. Brooke said that he gave up a lot for her and that her family made a lot of sacrifices while she was training. Derek Hough also confirmed that he’s still dating his dance partner from last season, Shannon Elizabeth, and said she happened to be in the room at the time and was just off camera.

What the hell did David give up for her? He hasn't had an acting gig since baywatch fifteen years ago. I just love how these non-career having "belebritrolls" are acting as if they've had a career like Will Smith. And another thing. If Shannon is interested in playing beard for a sashaying queen like Derek, be my guess. I don't understand why so many faggots are trying to pose on a show that is reaking in gay overtones.

In case you give a shit, here are Brooke and Derek doing the Freestyle for the finals



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HUGH JACKMAN'S NOT GAY, JUST THE WORST KIND OF STRAIGHT GUY

Hugh Jackman, whose wife is tired of fighting off rumors that he's gay from the privacy of her bathroom stall, tells MTV that he's not gay but, as some call it, a stag hag. I actually thought we call them fag hags, but I guess the slang's a bit different down under.

In his own words:

MTV: You were pretty forthright with People magazine when they asked you about the three biggest rumors about you.

Jackman: Gay, gay and gay.

MTV: You said in that article that the rumors while you were playing Peter Allen in "The Boy From Oz" [on Broadway] bothered your wife. Did they ever bother you?

Jackman: Come on. No, it's ridiculous. I just think the whole idea of judging someone based on their sexuality is ridiculous. In Australia, we're much easier on all those fronts. I was playing a gay guy. I actually took it as a compliment. I probably shouldn't be saying this, but I remember when I was about 19, me and my mate used to go to these dance parties which were 80 percent gay guys, 18 percent girls who were sick of heterosexual guys hitting on them, and then vultures like me and my mate. We would go there until 2 in the morning, when the girls were really drunk and wishing they weren't with 80 percent gay guys.

MTV: So you're basically the worst kind of straight guy?

Jackman: The worst! The leech! The vulture!

SOURCE: Towleroad

SATAN & GREASE FINGERS TEAMING UP FOR REALITY SHOW

Word on the street is that the Queen of Soul food, Aretha Franklin, is interested in making some of that quick reality TV cash and she’s tapped Diddy to mold that interest. According to network sources, Franklin and Diddy will partner up for an ‘American Idol’ type talent series next year on MTV. Unlike another horrible show, American Idol, Aretha Franklin says the weekly cuts and season winner will be determined by herself and Diddy. “The country will not vote. It will be just me and Diddy voting for who the next star will be.” An official premiere date is not set in stone.

Will anyone care to watch a show that they don't have a part in helping out in? Competition shows will not keep the interest of the viewers if they cannot vote for the people they like. Everything Diddy touches turns to shit. And everything Aretha touches, she leaves checken grease stains on. We don't need to bitchy divas having control over these poor and hungry singers careers. if any of these kids knows what's good for them, they'll pay attention to the careers of TOTAL, BLACK ROB, SHYNE, MA$E, FAITH EVANS, DA BAND, DONNIE, AND DANITY KANE. Sign with Diddy, and you won't have a career at all.

DIDDY AS THE BLACK JAMES BOND

Diddy trying to be the first Black James Bond Movie & His New short film “I Am King” For His Fragrance! He so desperately wants to be an action hero, and he's using Danity Kane's royalty checks to do it. Personally, I'd rather see him in a role he's good at playing. Something like a damon on an episode of "Supernatural." Or maybe a closet voguer in the sequel to Paris is Burning.

BEYONCE ON ELLEN

Click below to watch the full 12 minute interview of Beyonce on the Ellen DeGeneres Show.

KANYE PERFORMS "HEARTLESS" ON CONAN O' BRIEN

Kanye West Performs His Newest Single “Heartless” Live On Conan O’Brien Off His Album “808s & Heartbreak” In Stores Now. I know a lot of people aren't feeling the new record, but I have to say please go out and get it. The cd is fiyah and it's Kanye's darkest (and most personal cd to date).

NEW VIDEO: NE*YO - MAD

Here's the video for "Mad," the third video off of Ne*Yo's latest cd, "Year of the Gentlemen."

I AM...SASHA FIERCE DEBUTS BIG

Was it any surprise that Bouncy's latest would do big on the charts? Sasha Fierce scores her third straight No. 1 debut on The Billboard 200 this week as the double-disc “I Am … Sasha Fierce” (Music World/Columbia) shifts a whopping 502,000 copies in the United States, according to Nielsen SoundScan. The album, split between material credited to Beyonce and her new alter-ego Sasha Fierce, has already spawned the hits “If I Were a Boy” and “Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It).” Her 2003 solo debut, “Dangerously in Love,” started with 317,000, while 2006’s “B-Day” moved 541,000.

In other chart news, T.I. comes in at number 15 pushing 50,500 units this week. After 9 weeks on the charts, Paper Trail has sold a total of 1,229,000 copies. Former 112 member Slim’s solo debut, “Love’s Crazy” (M3 Productions/Asylum) starts at No. 32 with 27,000, but what else did you expect from a former r&b singer who was on Satan's payroll?

Lil Wayne holds fort No. 36. Tha Carter III moved 22,800 CDs this week. So far, the album has sold a total of 2,694,600 copies. Seated at No. 56 is Young Jeezy. The Recession moved 14,400 units this week, pushing its total to 629,200. At 9.45 million, sales this week are up 6% from last week but down 32% from the same week last year (13.96 million).



Beyonce's got some compatition sinc both Kanye West’s and Ludacris's new albums “808s & Heartbreak” and "Theater of The Mind" were released on Tuesday. Early soundscan buzz is that "808 & Heartbreak" will debut at number 1 with a first week total between 450-500,000 copies sold whereas “Theater Of The Mind” is predicted to push around 225,000. Guns N’ Roses fist album in 15 years, “Chinese Democracy,” was also released and is expected to sell around 300,000 copies its first week. In related news, Kanye appeared on Late Night with Conan O’Brien last night. O’Brien interviewed Kanye for over 10 minutes about West’s fashion trends and his incidents with the paparrazi. Kanye West then went on to perform his single “Heartbreak.”

ROSIE O' DONNELL ON CONAN AND TODAY SHOW

Rosie O'Donnell has been doing tons of press for her new variety show Rosie Live premiering tonight at 8 PM on NBC. She stopped by The Today Show to chat with ex-View co-host Meredith Viera. She also hung out with Conan on Late Night.

S. BANKHEAD & JONTE PERFORM WITH BEYONCE ON TYRA

Check out my boys Jonte and S. Bankhead performing "Single Ladies" with Beyonce on the Tyra show. As you watch the performance, try not to pay too much attention to the six foot dragoon with a huge fivehead in the audience dancing like she's going into cardiac arrest.

TIME TO GET YOUR T CELLS CHECKED BFORE YOU WATCH THIS SHIT

Alright bitches, everyone into quarantine! MTV (who's reality shows are getting worse by the milisecond) have replaced Chlamydia Tequila with a pair of fauxmosexual twins for their spin-off show "A Double Shot At Herpes" which premieres December 9th.

Vikki and Rikki, known as the Ikki twins (they got the icky part right), are former Hooters (whores) waitresses who make their living showing off their fake titties and plastic ass in magazines like Playboy, Fast & Sexy and Import Turner. Now they are paying their rent by pretending to like chochachino with a bit of foam!

The Icky trolls will live in the same house with 12 idiot frat dudes and 12 Home Depot shoppers. They will date the same people, but will each pick someone different in the end.

Ugh! I think I'm going to be sikki. This is clearly some nasty shit right here. Twins making out with the same people and sharing the same peen? I can't be bothered with this shit and i refuse to partake my visuals in the spreadation in non-CDC sponsored diseases.

FINALLY! NO DOUBT REUNITE AND HEAD OUT ON TOUR

In a recent interview with MTV news, Gwen Stefani is making good on her promise that No Doubt will record a new album and go on tour. On their official website, they posted this picture along with a little iChat conversation between the band members. Basically, they are going to take the show on the road next year while working on their first album together in seven years. The last time they performed on stage together was in 2004.

Fuck Vadgezilla and her overexpensive concerts! This is the tour I can't wait to see. Now we just need reunions from Garbage, Alanis Morissette, Fiona Apple, and The Cardigans to get back out on the road. The Romeo & Juliet soundtrack was my shit back in the day. Then I can die a happy young lad.

THIS MUST BE FROM THE HOUSE OF DIARRHEA COLLECTION

Never one to be upstaged, Beyonce tries to be so avant-garde and shit by wearing a pair of shades even Kanye wouldn't be caught dead in. It looks like she waited after one of her stage performances, took some of the chimes they use in her band and glued them to her face. I'm sure she jingles while she walks (and I don't mean her usual vaginal queefs).

Just so you know, these shades are being used in her next video for Diva (which is clearly an anthem for the "kids") which she was shooting in Los Angeles yesterday.

DANIEL CRAIG PROMISES A SEXIER BOND IN NEXT FILM

I loved Casino Royale, but one of my favorite scenes was of Daniel Craig coming out of the ocean in a pair of blue swimming briefs. Sadly, that was missing from Quantum of Solace (since this was a direct sequel and focused more on action and revenge than Daniel Craig sexing up the film). Daniel Craig says the next James Bond will be the sexiest one yet.

"For Bond to jump in bed with ten women would contradict the whole things. "But the next movie - everybody wants it (saucy scenes) so we’re going to have it."

Kicking ass and taking names. Then getting some nookie afterwards. Can't wait. Hopefully we can see a nude Bond in the future.

TWILIGHT MADE A SHIT LOAD OF MONEY

Am I the only one who could give two shits and a flying fuck about "Twilight?" Well the overhyped vampire film for annoying young white bitches made a shitload of money over the weekend. $70.6 million to be exact. As we speak I'm sure Hollyweird is cranking out a script for the the next three sequels. Damn you Harry Potter for getting pushed to summer. If you want some real vampire love with lots of blood, gor and sex, might I suggest you watch "True Blood" instead? At least there you'll get your money's worth. Here's what else debuted on the charts over the weekend.

1. Twilight, $70.6 million
2. Quantum of Solace, $27.4 million
3. Bolt, $27 million
4. Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa, $16 million
5. Role Models, $7.2 million
6. Changeling, $2.6 million
7. High School Musical 3: Senior Year, $2 million
8. Zack and Miri Make a Porno, $1.7 million
9. The Boy in the Striped Pajamas, $1.67 million
10. The Secret Life of Bees, $1.3 million

A ROD QUITS KABALLAH

How long before Vadgezilla quits him?

Vadge is reportedly furious Alex Rodriguez dropped out of Kabbalah training because he was "bored".

The 50-year-old singer - whose divorce from Guy Ritchie was granted last week - has so far failed in her attempts to get her rumored boyfriend Alex to share her interest in Kabbalah, a mystical off-shoot of Judaism.

A source at New York's Kabbalah Center, where baseball star Alex had been attending private classes with spiritual leader Eitan Yardeni, said: "He hasn't even finished Kabbalah 1 (the introduction to the study of Kabbalah) and the majority of the time he has spent with Yardeni so far was for counseling, not study."

Madonna - whose bid to get Guy interested in the religion failed miserably after he branded it "weird" and "hokum" - is now said to be considering whether to proceed in her relationship with Alex.

The source added to MSNBC.com: "This is certainly off-putting to Madonna. She did drag Guy into Kabbalah, she's doing the same now with Alex. But he's bored. He's basically a Kabbalah school dropout."

source: Hollywood Rag

When will this dinosaur learn that everything isn't for everybody, and as a human being (or religious extremist), it is wrong to try to convert people to believe all you believe. part of being in a relationship is to have a few things in common as well as a few things you don't like that the other does. If she wants a man just like her, why doesn't vadge create a ten inch dildo out of her 'roided clit and fuck herself with it?

BRITNEY ON THE COVER OF ROLLING STONE

Britney appears on the cover of the latest issue of Rolling Stone trying to look all normal and shit in a pair of jeans and a t shirt. Her handlers are really trying to take her back to basics with her upcoming cd and look. What I'm really interested in is the article on green sex toys. That should be enough to buy the magazine, right?

Anyways, In the interview with Rolling Stone (via USA Today) Brit talks about how normal she is now and shit. She goes to bed at 9:30pm and she feels like an "old person." She goes on to talk about how Sean Preston and JJ are developing quite nicely and "are starting to learn words like 'stupid,' and Preston says the f-word now sometimes. He doesn't get it from us. He must get it from his daddy. I say it, but not around my kids."

It's because stipid fuck is what they think of Kevin. They're just smart enough to use it at separate times so their donkey parents don't catch on. The kids are learning the art of scheming and hustling quite early.

KERI HILSON - RETURN THE FAVOR

The track was produced by Timbaland and video was directed by Melina.

JIMMY IOVINE EXPLAINS WHAT'S GOOD WITH DR. DRE & EMINEM'S NEW CD'S

Recently Universal Music Group pushed back the new albums from Dr Dre, Eminem, 50 Cent and U2 but Jimmy Iovine (UMG’s Chairman) says that they only did that to ensure the albums were the best they could be. In a recent interview with Billboard Iovine talked about the new releases from Eminem & Dre sayng “I’ll tell you about Eminem. We only tried to put him out this year to replace Dr. Dre, but we got into a quagmire. Eminem was always coming next year.” Iovine said continuing “But what happened was, I lost Dr. Dre to Eminem. Dre had to stop making his album to finish Eminem’s album. Eminem hit a streak, and when a guy like Eminem gets on fire, you stop everything. That’s how we lost Dre.” The Universal Music Group Chairman went on to say that Dr Dre won’t even start to finish his new album till next year saying “Dre’s going back in in January. He’ll be finished with Eminem by then, and he’ll finish his album.”

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT...

I didn't get to watch the whole American Music Awards show because 24:Redemption was on. it's been a year since Jack Bauer has kicked ass and taken names, and I would watch that shit before I devote my time to a bunch of orange trannies strutting on a live stage anyday. You can always count on the internet if you miss something. I only managed to catch the last hour when the Pussycat Dolls performed (which was wack remind you). Nicole's vocals were pitchy during "I Hate This Part" and the choreography for "When I Grow Up I Wanna Get Herpes" was beyond mediocre. These bitches are best heard on a cd instead of live. Anyways, I missed Beyonce perform "Single Ladies (Rub Your Cum on It) but managed to catch it on the internet. As a performer, B never disappoints. Natasha Bedingfield sounded amazing, loved the Justin Timberlake tribute to Annie Lennox (I worship at the altar of Lennox). She did have me nervous during her performance of "Why." Annie had spinal surgery less than three months ago, and here she was on stage performing her heart out. What an amazing woman and such a beautiful spirit. Even Rihanna (who was dressed like Gwar about to go to war in Thunderdome) sounded pretty good during "Rehab". You think Jay Z got on her to take some vocal lessons after her pitchy performance of "Disturbia?" It did have me wondering though: Was she auditioning to be the love interest for Snake Plissken in the "Escape From New York" remake? Kanye's performance of "Heartless" was simply dope. One of my favorite tracks off the cd. Oh and before I forget (which I almost did), Chris Brown should not have won album of the year. That should have went to Alicia Keys. How many people did he sleep with to win that award?



Beyonce Performing “Single Ladies”



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Kanye West Performs “Heartless”




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R & B SINGER COMES AFTER BEYONCE

Remember back in the day when TLC came out with "No Scrubs?" Then that one-hit wonder group came out with the answer track, "No Pigeons?" Well I knew after Beyonce released that horrible song "If I had A Cock" that it was only a matter of time before a male singer came out with his version. Well of all people it had to be nasty ass R. Kelly. The pied piper of fucking girls under the age of 16 issued a remix to Beyonce’s hit yesterday, which is currently topping the UK Charts. Singing “You’re not a boy, so you don’t understand,” Kelly puts his stamp on the Toby Gad produced single. “So I go to the club with the guys and sometimes flirt with the girls.” “I should be able to roll out as long as I’m coming home to you,” Kelly continues attempting to cover a man’s perspective. While Kelly sings about being a guy who says “I am not a perfect man” for the majority of the song, he does take aim at being a girl for a brief moment. “If I were a girl. I wouldn’t play games.”

Can't stand his down syndrome looking ass, but he's got a point. Girls love playing games and giving mixed signals. Just like the rest of I Am...Sasha Fierce, Beyonce only scratches the surface of what it's like to be a guy. The song is shallow, dreadfull, and the bitch sings like a chicken being strangled. Diva is my shit though!

Beyonce Feat R. Kelly - If I Were A Boy (Official Remix)

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NEW WATCHMEN TRAILER (COCK EDITION)

In the latest trailer of Watchmen to appear online, Dr. Manhattan, played by Billy Crudup appears nude in one of the shots. In the graphic novel he appears nude as well, but in recent trailers and stills for the film, he's been seen wearing black briefs. Hopefully, Zack Snyder will stick to his guns and keep the characters as they are portrayed in the comic. You can see the cock shot around the 20 second mark.

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MILEY'S ANNOYING ASS WAS ON ELLEN

You may want to kill yourselves after watching this video. Kind of like the Ring only with an annoying ass Disney prostitot as the Asian chick with a knack for wearing her hair in her face. Yesterday, Ellen asked Miley about her 20 year old (queeny) boyfriend. Here's how she responded.

SURI IS HOTTEST CELEBRITY TOT

Obviously Forbes.com had nothing of interest to talk about, because they've just released their list of top 10 celebrity tots. And the alien baby known as Suri came in at number 1.

Here's the Top 10:


1. Suri Cruise (daughter of Katie Holmes and Chris Klein Tommy Girl)
2. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt (you know who her parents are)
3. Zahara Jolie-Pitt (see above)
4. Pax Jolie-Pitt (see above)
5. Sam Alexis-Woods (daughter of Tiger Woods)
6. Cruz Beckham (son of Posh & Becks)
7. Matilda Rose Ledger (daughter of Michelle Williams & Heath Ledger)
8. David Banda (son of Vadge & Guy Ritchie)
9. SPF (son of Brit Brit & KFed)
10. Sam Sheen (daughter of Denise Richards & Charlie Sheen)

THERE'S A BRADALOONIE UP IN TOCUS

The entity that is William Bradley Pitt stopped by Oprah yesterday along with his pornstache to talk about life, love, and his new movie with Cate Blanchett. When Lady O went to take a question from a fan via Skype, Christina, a Bradaloonie for 17 years from Ontario, CA, Skyped in from her office to ask Brad about his tattoos. The crazy bitch wanted to know the details of his iceman and Daniel Pearl tattoos. Here's how it all went down below:

SPAM ANDERSON HAS A FEW IDEAS FOR OBAMA

Pam Anderson took to her blog to write an open letter to President-elect Barack Obama on what he should do once he's sworn into the oval office. She wants him to castrate all child molesters and legalize marijuana. Castration won't work. Child Molesters will find another way to sexually assault children. Well the ones who can't fight rehabilitation. Might I suggest a labotomy? I do agree with legalizing marijuana. It would definitely help the economy and some of that magic weed I smoked during my toughest term in film school over the summer definitely helped me get an A.

She wrote: "I think we should Legalize Marijuana, tax and monitor -farm Hemp etc-this would make our borders less corrupt and then I think eventually this will be more secure option and save children in the long run – we should be able to farm Hemp in America- it’s just silly— it would create jobs- and be good for environment."

Weed definitely helps the environment and I'm sure it will create more Nancy Botwoods of the world. Now here's another question. Being that Spam is from Canada, can she even vote here? I mean did she become an American citizen?

NOW ASSHOLE MARTINEZ GET'S HER OWN TALK SHOW

Not to be upstaged by the far-more talented Wendy Williams, some coon over at BET gave NYC HOT 97 DJ Angie Martinez her own show. The talk show premieres on November 24th at 11:30 p.m. and her guests include Jay-Z (no big surprise there), LL Cool J, and Marc Anthony. Yea yea yea you get all the big guests, but Angie has never been the kind of personality that get's good shit out of her guests. I guess they're giving anyone they deem talented or a tiny drop of personality their own show.





Oh and P.S. Wendy Williams eats on tv and her radio show (except for the talk show. Oh wait she did forget to spit out her gum before coming on air once). So Ange may want to rethink how to make her show a little different.

YOU CAN NOW SMOKE VADGE'S DRESS

I don't know if it's just me, but what the fuck is up with this new trend of celebrity skanks and these ugly dresses made of shit I'd rather be smoking right now?! I blame Solange for this shit!



The carpal-tunneled dinosaur known as Vadgezilla wore this frock of shit to UNICEF's dinner in NYC last night where other celebrities like Rihanna also attended. I understand going green and shit for the sake of the environment, but this is taking it one step too far.

JAMES FRANCO NOT AFRAID TO PLAY GAY TWICE

And why should he be?

Although New York Daily News's Rush & Molloy seem to think there are some "wicked" rumors going around about James Franco on the web that should make him concerned about playing gay on film again, Franco will do it again anyway, they say:

"But at a time when Hollywood still seems to like its heroic gay characters played by straight men, Franco isn't bothered by perceptions. Back-to-back gay roles 'don't make any difference to me,' he told us at Monday's Cinema Society screening of 'Milk.' 'Ginsberg has been one of my heroes, and this movie' - about the 1957 obscenity trial over Ginsberg's most famous poem - 'is just so important.' Never mind that Franco doesn't look much like the tubby, balding, bearded Ginsberg of the hippie era. 'I'm playing him when he was in his late 20s, just after he went to Columbia,' said Franco, who happens to be a student at the same university. (The girls moon over him in Butler Library.) 'We work with the old pictures. He has hair, he doesn't have a beard and he's not huge.'"

Source: Towleroad

BEYONCE & SKINNY CUNTY BOY HAVE NEW COMPETITION

the skinny queen known as Shane Mercado and Beyonce have both been dethroned as the reigning Sasha Fierce! Cubby from 96.1 The Beat in Charlotte has shown them both exactly how it's done. And might I add a hot elephant man room-shaking mess!

WTF??? CIARA'S FANTASY RIDE PUSHED BACK TO SPRING '09

Now this is straight up ridiculous! Ciara’s upcoming cd, “Fantasy Ride” has reportedly slid to a Spring 2009 release according to EW. “The response to “Go Girl” (which mind you, is a hot song and video)wasn’t strong enough to ignite an album,” a Zomba rep reported Tuesday. Peaking at #78 on the Billboard Charts, “Go Girl,” failed to be the single needed to propel the “Goodies” and “Promise” singer to the top. According to Zomba there is still hope: “It’s a nice setup single because the video introduces Ciara’s new look and her new body, but it’s not the opener.” With stellar competition from Britney, Beyonce, and Rihanna, Ciara faces a tremendous amount of pressure to move units like her previous chart toppers “Goodies” and “Evolution,” while also trying to show maturity and growth.”Ciara opened very wide with her first album, which gave her a broad audience and crossover appeal. Her second album was a little more urban. With Fantasy Ride, they’re trying to strike a balance [between pop and urban] while looking for the right single.” In related news, Ciara has nabbed Justin Timberlake for “Fantasy Ride.” The collaboration between the two is expected to add extra ‘fire’ to the album that is now up in the air: “Right now, we are anticipating it for spring 2009, but we’re not gonna put another date on it.”

WHO IN THE HELL KEEPS GIVING HIM MOVIE ROLES?

Rapper/mogul 50 Cent has landed yet another film role. He will star in "Dead Man Running" as a loan shark. The film is about an ex-con trying to go straight when he’s given 24 hours to raise $150,000 to pay 50’s character off. The film, which began shooting yesterday also stars Brenda Blethyn, Tamer Hassan, Danny Dyer and Monet Mazur and is written and directed by Alex De Rakoff)

In related news, 50 was recently added to the cast of “13,” a new film co-starring Mickey Rourke and Jason Statham. In addition, the only money maker in the G-Unit camp recently worked on “Streets Of Blood” along with Val Kilmer, “Spectacular Regret” along with Christopher McDonald plus signed on to star in “The Dance” with Nicolas Cage. 50 Cent’s next album “Before I Self Destruct,” and another full length film of the same name, was recently pushed back from Dec. 16 to an unspecified date early next year. Apparently someone thinks he's got acting chops because they continue to offer him film roles.

BABA WAWA THROWS A SIDE DART AT ROSIE

There seems to be more drama on The View, but it's not with who you think. I know Elizabitch was happy for once she wasn't the epicenter of all the drama and fighting with the ladies for once. In case you need to be brought up to speed, while promoting her upcoming variety show, Rosie told the L.A. Times yesterday that Barbara "wanted everyone to believe and think and act as if [the women on 'The View'] get along and are really good friends and happy and hang out together, and, you know, that's just not the reality. I'm not saying they loathe each other, but the fact of the matter is there was not a lot of camaraderie off camera."

Babs, who didn't waste any time trying to spin all the drama elsewhere, had this to say this morning: "If the shoe fits lady...waaadeeeeez....get on with your lives. We are not perfect. We are not always happy, but we're pretty good!"

Translation: WATCH WHAT YOU SAY, ROSIE OR BABS WILL SICK CHA CHA ON YOU!

Of course, Hasselsnatch had to chime in. The dumb bitch actually said, "To do what we do every day takes a certain amount of respect across the table."

Are you kidding me? It's really not that hard to sit at a table with a bunch of cackling hens and gab about shit most of the time they have no idea what they're talking about. I've heard a group of cussing 8-year-olds say more interesting shit! It's only a matter of time before team Rosie responds to what team Babs had to say, and this fight will go on as long as that tedius war of words with Donald Trump.

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STEPHEN BALDWIN IS FULL OF SHIT!

Before the election ended, the mega douche bag known as Stephen Baldwin said he would move to Canada if Obama became president. Now that Obama has won, the attention-whoring no talent claims it was all just a joke. A joke that nobody is laughing at. Stephen told, Page Six, "The liberal Democrats who didn't get that I was joking need to lighten up. Obama is obviously talented and intelligent, and I have great respect for the man. He's got my full support, and I'm gonna be praying for him and his administration."

Gay Relationships and Fanging with Robert Pattinson

Check out what Twilight actor Robert Pattinson has to say about his latest film and the alleged relationship between Salvador Dalí and Federico Garcia Lorca in the upcoming film Little Ashes.

BREAK OUT THE BODY CONDOMS!

Alright bitches! It's about that time to go out and get all your yearly immunization shots, because Herpes Hilton and Benji Madden are both single and on the prowl. While we're running for quarantine shelters, expect shares in Valtrex medication to triple. Herpes Hilton is going back on the stroll.

According to Star Magazine, Herpes quit Pugsley because he's too-controlling. When he found out that she was being gross with ex Stavros in Miami, he freaked out at her. Benji totally did the "cooch sniff" test on her. You know he got pink eye in both eyes with puss and everything after getting a whiff of her hot pocket.

The source said, "She couldn't take his overbearing ways anymore. It was stressing her out. He can be very aggressive and he was just too much trouble. She felt she couldn't cut loose and party. He doesn't drink and doesn't think she should either. She felt too fenced in."

Benji apparently is cuntmatized, because he wanted a second chance from her nasty ass. "He fought for a second chance and asked if they could talk it out but Paris said she was done talking." That's because she probably already lined up two dozen rebound dicks.

I'm sure somewhere Nicole Richie is crying tears of joy and celebrating as we speak. Herpes always tried to act like the innocent one. Everybody was picking on her stringy ass. I knew she was a sloppy ho the minute she copied Nicole and went for the brother of whom she's fucking. Herpes has infected three quarters of young Hollyweird. She was running out of dicks to infect.

GUY DOESN'T WANT ANY OF VADGEZILLA'S MONEY

Guy Ritchie has decided he wants to be rid of his wife as much as humanly possible, by opting to take any of her earnings from her cold dead hands. If he had decided to take some of her earnings, Guy could have filled his pockets with up to half of Vadge's $600 million fortune in their divorce settlement. The Daily Mail claims that all he wants is joint-custody of his two boys, Rocco and David. A source said that the two boys will split their time between London and New York. Lourdes will stay in New York with her mommy and be closer to her father, Carlos Leon.

A source said, "It will be all over by the end of the month. The priority for him has always been the children. Ritchie has not wanted her money. He has done exactly what Billie Piper did when she divorced Chris Evans. She walked away without any of his money, much to her credit. Guy Ritchie has done the same."

I don't know. Eight years of hell living with Vadge and her crazy diva demands, I would have bled her menopausal ass so dry she would have been strutting her velociraptor cooch on stage for Live Nation well into her 80's. You know how much she loves money (as well as charging her fans so much money for a fucking concert ticket). And a bitch has got tuition money to pay. I guess all Guy wants is his respect in the industry back and not be seen as Mr. Madonna. I keep telling you bitches. Fuck with Vadge, and her vaginal vortex will suck all the life force out of your body. I've seen it happen. trust!

NEW SEASON OF PROJECT RUNWAY WON'T AIR UNTIL SUMMER '09

Lifetime isn't going to just sit back and take a beating from Bravo.

The cable network for the ladies has filed suit against Bravo parent NBC Universal, which in September successfully blocked Lifetime from going ahead with its planned winter premiere of the Peabody-winning competition series Project Runway.

Now, of all the fashion faux pas, it's looking as if the show's sixth season won't begin until summer 2009, despite the fact that the entire Los Angeles-set cycle, minus two episodes, has already been shot.

In the suit filed Tuesday in Manhattan federal court and obtained by the Hollywood Reporter, Lifetime asserts that, through its deal with Runway producer, the Weinstein Co., the network holds the copyrights to the show and that any attempt by Bravo Media to hang onto it would be a violation of those rights.

The Weinstein Co. is also listed as a nominal defendant because, per the complaint, Runway was supposed to have been "free and clear of any third-party obligations" by the time Lifetime, which paid $20 million for the privilege, took the reins.

Although the current injunction also prohibits Bravo from airing more Project Runway, Lifetime is requesting yet another order preventing NBCU from promoting, marketing and showing any new episodes.

Source: E! Online

I don't know. After a mediocre last season (with Kenley turning out to be the most annoying bitch on reality tv), I'm not so psyched for a new season of PR. As Heidi loves to say, "one day you're in. The next day you are out." Well I have to say this show is officially out of my system.

CHECK OUT THIS QUEEN PERFORMING SINGLE BITCHES (RUB YOUR JIZZ ON IT)

Someone get this bitch a blond wig and some clear heels stat because Miss Honey dances better than Beyonce. He's the official Sasha Fierce!

JOHNNY DEPP AS THE MAD HATTER

Here is your first look at Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter in Tim Burton's "Alice in Wonderland."

I'm actually not surprised by this look, since this basically looks like typical Tim burton style anyway. Johnny looks like Carrot Top in Geisha drag, a combination I strangely could go for. What do you guys think?

COULD MARIAH BE PREGNANT???

Alright bitches! Sound the alarm and call in the psycho ward because Mimi was spotted on the beach over the weekend with boy toy Nick Cannon wearing too much clothes! This is blasphemy! Seeing Mimoo in this much garb is like seeing Matthew McConougay with a shirt on. this just cannot happen. I'm glad to see she can multitask. Patting your head and rubbing your belly at the same time is not an easy thing to accomplish. Wait! I'm not one to jump to conclusions, but could the reason for so much clothing be that she's with child?

FRAPPZILLA FEELS LIKE A PRISONER, Y'ALL!

In less than two weeks, Britney Spears' new 90 minute documentary, titled Britney: For The Record, will air on MTV. In the interview, the former Queen of pop talks about her life and her feelings. And during the MTV special, she compares her life to being in prison. Obviously they give a lifetime supply of frapp juice in prison along with free clothes, tones of endorsements, and a plethora of awards. She totally knows what it's like to be a prisoner.

Brit Brit says, "There’s no excitement, there’s no passion. I have really good days, and then I have bad days. Even when you go to jail, y'know, there’s the time when you’re gonna get out. But in this situation, it’s never ending. It’s just like Groundhog Day every day."

Is this a sign of post-partum depression. I say being married to Kevin Federline for as long as she was should have been prison enough. But she made her bed on that one.

The show hasn't aired yet, and if you were watching the Britney video countdown which aired the same day as the TRL finale, Miss Thang already has people feeling sorry for her! Well I say don't cry for her Argentina. When you become a global pop superstar, you lose many things in life including your sense of freedom. You either make it work, or you become a psychotic nut job like Mimi back in the day or Amy Winehouse today.

Spears also opens up about her life post the crazy meltdown, head-shaving incident.

Says Britney, "I think it’s too in control. If I wasn’t under the restraints I’m under, I’d feel so liberated. When I tell them the way I feel, it’s like they hear but they’re really not listening. If you do something wrong in your work, you can move on, but I’m having to pay for a long time."

I must say I like this candid side of Britney! I truly believe this is the real her talking, and not the controlled robot she was at the beginning of her career. Like the song implies, Gimme Gimme More!

Brit adds, "I never wanted to become one of those prisoner people. I always wanted to feel free. I think I've learned my lesson now and enough is enough."

The last time we allowed Britney to feel liberated, she shaved her head, flashed her cooter, hung out with Herpes Hilton and Lezzie HoHan, beat a parked car with an umbrella, almost dropped Sean Preston in the street, did her worst performance on the VMA's last year, shot the Gimme More video, released the embarrassing Gimme More video, took daily trips to gas station bathrooms (sometimes barefoot), hooked up with that douchebag paparazzo Assnan, and married and fucked Kevin Federline twice (well I'm sure it was more than twice, but I only count the two times he knocked her up).

Maybe Papa Spears should put her on a clinical trial basis. Kind of like recess. Let her out of her iron cage for a few hours without some of that strict Southern supervision and see how the animal reacts. If she starts acting like a crazy bitch in heat working the stripper pole at some dive bar in Tennessee, tighten that leash around her neck faster than you can say Vadgezilla's roided up vagina pocket.

Check out a preview of Britney's documentary below:

NEW STAR TREK TRAILER & SOME SPOILERS

A few lucky small group of journalists had the opportunity to check out a special presentation of JJ Abram's new Star Trek film in New York City recently. The director, whose latest project is the long-awaited eleventh film in the Star Trek franchise, a franchise reboot that will show us the origins of the USS Enterprise and her crew. It will star Chris Pine as Captain James T. Kirk and Heroes star Zachary Quinto as Mr. Spock, among others.

So here are a few overall bullet points about the footage reported by Filmschoolrejects.com's very own Cole Abaius:

* Chris Pine is very natural as Kirk. He delivers a very cocky (in a good way) and gritty performance. His attitude is reminiscent of Indiana Jones in his prime — very cocksure and cynical.
* Bruce Greenwood has great command of the screen and brings a great mature presence to his scenes with Kirk. A very classic Americana vision of leadership.
* John Cho gets to kick some serious ass as Sulu.
* The action sequences are very intense and well-orchestrated.
* Overall, the film works in a very realistic and authentic way. Not just as a Star Trek movie, but as a sci-fi action movie as well.
* It is hard to say whether Trekkers will get into it, but action and sci-fi junkies will find plenty to like.

There were four scenes that were shown. J.J. Abrams was there to introduce the scenes. Here is a more in-depth rundown of what was shown. Beware, this section includes a few potentially major spoilers:



Scene 1:

We meet Kirk for the first time. Every single shot is super-stylized, ultra-realistic. In the fields of Iowa we follow a girl who ends up being Uhura (played by Zoe Saldana). She enters a bar and begins ordering drinks. The shot to a cool looking alien in the bar, which is a very poignant moment — creating the stark realization that there are aliens mixing it up with humans in Iowa. We then see Kirk, who leans in to try and pick up Uhura. They have a very interesting exchange in which Kirk tries to give Uhura his name, she responds with “I’m fine without it.” Kirk fires back with “She is fine, without it,” Showing a little bit of classic Kirk swagger.

The scene ends with Kirk getting into a brutal, huge bar fight. Very realistic. He holds his own against 4 other cadets. Fight gets broken up by Pike, who talks to Kirk afterward, trying to get him to enlist in the Federation. “You can settle for a less than ordinary life…” And talks about the bravery of Kirk’s father, finishing with “I dare you to do better.” He then tells Kirk that if he was half the man his father was, then he should be able to be promoted in 4 years and have his own ship in 8 years.

Next shot shows Kirk riding his motorcycle on a lonely dirt road, comes up to a massive launch area in a field in Iowa (shot from the trailer). He finds Pike and abandons his motorcycle and tells Pike, “Four years? I’ll do it in three.”

Scene 2:

Three years later. Kirk’s rebelious nature has gotten him into some trouble, causing him to lose a chance at being on a ship. But in order to circumvent the system, his good buddy Bones, played by Karl Urban, makes him sick and sneaks him onto the sick bay of the Enterprise.

We meet the Enterprise as it is responding to an electrical storm near Vulcan. They are in warp speed headed to respond. Here is where we first see John Cho in action as Sulu and Anton Yelchin as Chekov. There are a few choice funny moments involving Chekov’s Russian accent and authorization codes. It stays away from being campy and works in a very genuine and authentic way.

Kirk has an alergic reaction to the sickness that Bones gives him causing his hands to swell up really big. It turns into a big hand gag that actually works. After that they run to the bridge to tell Pike and Spock that they are headed into a trap — Kirk knows this based on a story his father told him. After arguing a bit, Pike accepts that Kirk might be right and orders the ship’s shields to be put up. As soon as they come of warp speed an epic battle with fantastic CGI ensues.

Scene 3:

This scene is a bit confusing because I don’t know a ton about Star Trek history, but it centers on disagreements between Spock and Kirk. We find that Kirk has been expelled from the ship by Spock and sent to a desolate ice planet. There he meets up with old Spock from the future, played by Leonard Nimoy. We can only assume that this is explained better in the rest of the movie, but at the onset of the scene Kirk has already made contact with old Spock. They then go to find Scotty, played by Simon Pegg. It is clear when we meet Scotty that they have really reigned in Simon Pegg a bit — he is very funny, but not his usual brand of absurd-funny. It is very cool to see Pegg playing a much different character from what we’ve seen in the past.

Future Spock then tells Scotty that his trans-warp theory is accurate, helping him figure out a way to beam Scotty and Kirk up to the Enterprise while it is in warp speed. Most of the scene is just a really good introduciton to Scotty. We also learn that at this point Kirk needs to take command of the ship from Spock. Another notable thing is that there is a very self-aware moment at the end of the scene where Kirk looks at old Spock and tells him that going back in time is essentially cheating. Spock responds by saying that he learned it from an old friend. Nimoy then throws up the Vulcan hand sign and delivers a badass “Live long and prosper.”

Scene 4:

Pike is headed to meet Nero, played by Eric Bana. But before he goes, Pike instructs Kirk, Sulu and a random red shirt to go and stop a giant drill — as in, a drill the size of New York — that the Romulans are using to drill into Vulcan. The drill has this ridiculously huge, 100-mile long flame going into the planet that looks very badass in scale — it has a very massive presence on screen.

From there the scene is all action. Kirk and Sulu have to free-fall 5,000 feet, land on the drill’s tiny platform, fight some Romulan guards and blow up the drill with a few space machine guns. And before they can get beamed back up to the Enterprise, Sulu falls off the platform and Kirk dives after him, causing them both to free-fall toward the desert terrain of Vulcan. And in the interest of not spoiling the whole movie, I won’t reveal how it all ends — but know this: While Kirk and Sulu fall toward their death, Spock and the Enterprise crew have a matter of minutes to save the entire planet of Vulcan. Its pretty intense and, for lack of a better word, awesome.

For those of us who did not get to go (like myself), check out the official trailer for the new Star Trek film.

Star Trek - Full Trailer
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LENA HEADEY BECOMES ONE OF THE BROKEN

Lena Headey (Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, 300) stars in this upcoming horror film called "The Broken" as Gina, a radiologist working in London. One afternoon she believes she sees herself driving by in her own car. When she follows her mysterious doppelganger into an unfamiliar apartment, she isn't quite sure she can trust her own eyes until she spots a photo of herself and her father on the entryway table. Understandably spooked, she dashes back down to her car. Soon she finds herself in the hospital, unable to remember what has put her there or much about the strange woman. What Gina does know is her boyfriend seems different, the ceiling above the bathtub leaks blood in her dreams, and broken mirrors are becoming a recurring theme in her life. Increasingly paranoid, Gina is experiencing a bizarre and horrific version of her former life, and as things spiral out of control, she must escape from, or come to grips with, her new reality. The film is scheduled to be released in the States on January 9th.

SOURCE: TWITCH FILM

TRAILER TRASH: ZOMBIE DIARIES

Here's the trailer for Zombie Diaries, which hits DVD today from Dimension Extreme.

RIHANNA F. JUSTIN TIMBERDOUCHE - REHAB

Here is the world premiere of princess RiRi's seventh video off the Good Girl Gone Bad cd. Justin Timberlake, who co-wrote the track appears in the video as her love interest. What? Was Chris Brown not available?

Rihanna - New Music - More Music Videos

LADY GAGA - POKER FACE

Youtube is fucking wack! I could have posted this video weeks ago when it premiered online, but the asshole major labels won't let fans share free videos online. Well since as of Sunday MTV officially stopped airing music videos altogether, where else can we turn to for video greatness? A bitch has got to work three times as hard to bring you great music videos and songs from artists you should be paying attention to. Since the record companies and music video channels don't want to do their job anymore, somebody's got to step in and handle the biz! Check out the second video from lady GaGa's fantabulous cd, The Fame.

Lady Gaga - New Music - More Music Videos

SOME EXPLOSIVE BLIND ITEMS, Y'ALL!

1) Which recently rehabbed actress is still dabbling in the hard stuff? Whatever she put up her nose the other night was so toxic, it melted the Blackberry screen she was using to cut up her drugs.

Did Britney really go to rehab or did her father step in as her non M.D. Dr. Drew? Oh wait, I forgot. britney's not an actress.

My other guess would be Kirsten Dunst or Lindsay Lohan (although I don't thin she was taking rehab seriously in the first place).


2) Which Hollywood hunk has a secret boyfriend? The hoards of women vying for his attention will be blubbering into their hankies. I'm hoping it's...

A)Vin Diesel
B)Jason Statham
C)Daniel Craig
D)All of the above

Guess which one I picked?

3) Which leading man’s pervy behavior got out of line? On an upcoming episode of this drama series, he has a physically intimate scene with a female costar. The actor kept insisting that his sexual fondling of her wasn’t quite perfect and demanded multiple takes. The female costar was furious over the pervert’s actions, but kept her temper on set. However, she did call the producers into a closed door meeting afterwards to read them the riot act. The show’s scribes have since been instructed to cut her relationship with the lead short.

Why am I thinking of David Duchovny on Californication? That show has life imitating art written all over it!

Paul Rudd Gives SNL Its Gayest Episode of the Season

A Titanic-style portrait painting session with Andy Samberg, along with cameos from Justin Timberlake in heels and a leotard got the show the attention it needed now that the election season has slowed down.

Source:Towleroad.com

TYRA BUYS ISIS A COOCH!

On today's millionth Top Model inspired episode, the egotistical troll known as Tyred Banks surprises third ever transgendered model Isis (behind Tyra and Miss J, of course) with sex change reassignment surgery on her hot mess of a talk show. It's only a matter of time before Tyra's giving away pussies like Oprah gives away cars. I'm sure it's a much cheaper investment. I also hope that Tyra will let Isis have her moment, and not take away the spotlight (like she often does) by trying to relate in some way. You can't be everything to everybody Tyra. Click below to watch the video:



P.S. You know like on Nip/Tuck where they always play a song that relates to the surgery they're doing? Might I suggest "The Crying Game" for Dr. Marci Bowers (who will be performing the procedure).

PRINCESS RIRI HAS THE MIDAS TOUCH

Newly crowned pop princess RiRi has accomplished what many artists have failed to do for the past couple years.

According to Billboard, her latest album, Good Girl Gone Bad, has produced EIGHT charted singles, all which have done pretty good on the charts. The last person to do this was Shania Twain . Her album, Come On Over, produced eight hits from 1997-1999.

However, RiRi was able to crank out her eight in less time than the newly single Ms. Twain. It only took Jay-Z's prodigy one year and seven months. It also may be that Rihanna doesn't write her own songs (something Shania does).

Here is a summary of Rihanna's eight charting tracks from "Good Girl Gone Bad," in chronological order, and their peak position:

"Umbrella," No. 1 for seven weeks (2007) [Rihanna featuring Jay-Z]
"Shut Up and Drive," No. 15 (2007)
"Hate That I Love You," No. 7 (2007) [Rihanna featuring Ne-Yo]
"Don't Stop the Music," No. 3 (2008)
"Take a Bow," No. 1 for one week (2008)
"If I Never See Your Face Again," No. 51 (2008) [Maroon 5 featuring Rihanna]
"Disturbia," No. 1 for two weeks (2008)
"Rehab," No. 91 to date (2008)

Congrats, RiRi. Hopefully you'll release Breaking Dishes as the next single. I've had the video mapped out in my head since the first time I heard the track. And no I'm not sharing, because I don't want you bitches stealing my ideas.

JOHN & MARLENA HAVE BEEN AXED FROM DAYS

Due to the ever growing pinch of the economy, more fireations have spread over to daytime tv. One of the shows getting hit the hardest is Days of Our Lives.

Days of Our Lives' veterans Deidre Hall (Marlena) and Drake Hogestyn (John) have been chopped, due to the show's recent massive budget cuts.

Famous for their portrayals of the popular Marlena and John, the tempestuous lovers will "be happily reunited after a long period of angst and separation and will be off-screen after January for an unknown period of time," according to exec producer Ken Corday.

Corday adds that it was a "very tough decision to make."

I'm sure the loyalists will be beyond pissed when they hear this news. That's like getting rid of Susan Lucci on All My Children. Or Viki on One life to Live. You can't chop the veterans. There are worse actors on DOOL that should be registering for unemployment. And you know who you are. What I will miss is Emmy-award winning performances like this one below from Marlena:

WANDA SYKES COMES OUT AS A LESBIAN. TALKS PROP H8TE

To be honest, I didn't think this was new news. Anyone who has good gaydar (and my shit's rarely wrong) could have clearly seen the signs.

Here's how the AP is reporting it:

"You know, I don't really talk about my sexual orientation. I didn't feel like I had to. I was just living my life, not necessarily in the closet, but I was living my life," Sykes told a crowd at a gay rights rally in Las Vegas on Saturday.

"Everybody that knows me personally they know I'm gay. But that's the way people should be able to live their lives," she said.

Sykes, who is known for her feisty and blunt style, said the passage of California's Proposition 8 made her feel like she was "attacked."

"Now, I gotta get in their face," she said. "I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman, and I'm proud to be gay."

Amen sister! I too am also proud to be a black woman and gay. Well at least when "I'm Every Woman" is playing (the Chaka version).

I'm very happy that Wanda has always decided to live her life on her own terms and felt that she needed to speak out on an issue that is so dear to her. Not many black gay celebrities are giving their views on how they feel about Prop 8. I don't know if they're in hiding, or the media only feels Prop 8 views only apply to people like Ellen DeGeneres and Melissa Etheridge (or let's just call a spade a spade: WHITE GAYS).

We need more blacks to be as courageous as Wanda. Could Miss Latifah be next?

PRINCE HAS NO LOVE FOR GAY RIGHTS

Former pop star Prince gives a very interesting and revealing interview in the latest issue of the New Yorker.

Being that his flamboyant and often confused ass is now a Jehovah’s Witness, it didn't take him long to start spreading his vile separatist views on people who don't believe what he believes (something many extremist religious organizations have a field day creating)

Prince also gives us an insight on his political beliefs.

He thinks the people on the Right use the Bible in the wrong way to advance their agenda at times and that the Left is way too 'anything goes'. Kinda what he's doing as I spew this shit.

And it's also no surprise that he's against gay marriage.

Here’s how it is: you’ve got the Republicans, and basically they want to live according to this.” He pointed to a Bible. “But there’s the problem of interpretation, and you’ve got some churches, some people, basically doing things and saying it comes from here, but it doesn’t. And then on the opposite end of the spectrum you’ve got blue, you’ve got the Democrats, and they’re, like, ‘You can do whatever you want.’ Gay marriage, whatever. But neither of them is right.”

What's wrong with doing whatever you want in life? As long as you're not harming anyone in the process, why should anyone give a flying fuck what you do in and out of your bedroom?

When asked about his perspective on social issues—gay marriage, abortion—Prince tapped his Bible and said, “God came to earth and saw people sticking it wherever and doing it with whatever, and he just cleared it all out. He was, like, ‘Enough.’ ”

And lastly, he also said that he does like every other asshole and knocks on people's doors and spreads his poison. prince is on a mission to make Jehovah's Witnessdom a dominant religion. Vadgezilla and McCrazy Cruisey got some competition on their hands.

I don't know what book he's reading, but traveling through Spanish Harlem to work every weekend and all the vile shit I see down there, GOD ain't clear out shit! Maybe he needs to walk through most of the slums of the world and clean house. But he hasn't and isn't so Prince can take that big ass book he keeps pointing to and shove it up his perky ass. I know it's perky, because he did at one time wear ass less pants, a see-through one piece outfit and heels on stage. If that's not your definition of a SCREAMING faggot, i don't know what is.

HOW YOU DOIN' AWARD GOES TO...

A few nights ago Usher made an appearance at the 2008 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Fontainebleau in Miami, FL. Above is a picture of Usher on their pink carpet. you know I couldn't resist posting this picture of him on a pink carpet. I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes?

ONE OF BEYONCE'S PERSONALITIES PERFORMS AT TRL FINALE

Check out the video below of one of them bitches performing If I Had a Cock, Single Ladies (Rub your Dick On It), and Crazy In Love (With Peen).

MARY J. BLIGE WANTS YOU TO SMELL LIKE A HOOD RAT

Of course I say that with love. I've always wondered how you'd bottle a pissy hallway smell? All jokes aside, Mary J. Blige is getting ready to extend the title of her hit album “My Life” with the release of a fragrance. Teaming with Brooklyn-based Carol’s Daughter, Blige is developing her first fragrance, currently named “My Life”- an ode to the hit 1994 album and one of Rolling Stone’s 500 Greatest Albums of all time. “Ever since I was a child, I loved buying products that made me feel beautiful and clean,” Mary told WWD recently. “My Life” joins a growing list of fragrances attached to celebrities like Usher, Britney Spears, Mariah Carey and Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs. Blige’s “My Life” is slated to hit stores next year. Carol’s Daughter, launched in the early 90s, has been admired and endorsed by celebrities like Jada Pinkett Smith, Mary J. Blige, Erykah Badu, Brad Pitt and Chaka Khan. Known for its fragrances, essential oils and natural moisturizers, Carol’s Daughter became a household name in 2005 after being profiled on The Today Show, The Oprah Winfrey Show and The View.