Thursday, July 31, 2008

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Alright.. um.. new video and yes..i get caught in this one too. This time this guy walks by and i didnt cum yet. I saw him walk by my car earlier and thought.. "hmm.. maybe when he walks by again ill be beatin my dick" Sooo.. thats what i did and he stood there and watched through my window. You cant see the cum shot because i came to the left of me and the cam was set up on the right. But the guy reached in and rubbed some of the cum off the head of my dick and licked it off his fingers. So.. hope you all enjoy this one.



Another vid in another car.. i think i look like shit in this video. It just started gettin warm out so.. i need to try to get some colour again. but ANYWAYS.. im jerkin off and this Asian guy walks by the window and stares in it while he walks by. Enjoy

MAKING THE BAND TRAILER

The making The Band 4 trailer premiered last night during a new episode of "From G's To Gents, and this season is gonna be crazy. Not only do we get to see Danity Kane, Day 26 and Donnie trying to make some money on tour while Lucifer continues to suck up all the money for himself, But Laurie Ann Gibson is back after having a falling out with Diddy a few seasons back. The new season premieres on August 13th. Click to watch the video below:

Antonio Sabato Jr Can't Decide if He'd Choose To Be Gay or Stupid

I never knew him to be smart in the first place. Antonio appeared on CHELSEA LATELY last night, and while promoting his stint on General Hospital: Night Shift, Chelsea asked him if he would choose to be gay or stupid. He refused to answer. Between Shia LaDouche and Justin Timberdouche, I can't decide whose more of a douchebag. We need a celebrity 3-way deathmatch between these guys. Also the gay hip comment was just stupid. As far as gay characters go on soaps, when they doget one, they usually run away from sexualizing them and even letting them kiss their partners on tv. Hopefully with the guys on As The World Turns, things are bound to change (especially since GH:NS comes on at 11 pm.)



P.S. Was anyone surprised Antonio won Celebrity Circus, a show no one watched? We all know why Antonio returned to GH after 13 years. His career has been in the shitter ever since he left.

SAM TALBOT IS OFF THE MARKET

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Now I'll never get my chance with him! Sam Talbot, the dreamboat and person who should have won Top Chef 2 (I like you too Ilan, but Sam was clearly the winner), has apparently gotten engaged to some lucky bitch! I guess between Sam and David Beckham, we can't claim them all.

Sam proposed to his Colombian girlfriend, Paola Guerro, this past weekend. Of course, she said yes. If she said no, someone should put a contract out on this bitch. You'd be a fool to turn down a hottie like Sam.

Paola, a t-shirt designer and model, and Sam met last December in Brazil.

Sam told People, "I'm so in love it's unreal. We got engaged this weekend. She's amazing. She's stunning. She takes care of me in many ways. I'm quite lucky." Lucky? Lucky would be the countdown to the divorce, so we gays can have you to ourselves again. The countdown starts........NOW!

WANT SOME PUSSY?

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Gordon Ramsay done got himself in hot water. This time it's because of the word "pussy." During last night's episode of "The F Word" (is this the spin-off of The L Word) in the UK, Gordon and Graham Norton talked about the energy drink Pussy.

Gordon said, "It's got some natural energy in the Pussy…go on…taste your Pussy. Do you like the Pussy, was that good?"

According to Digital Spy, Channel 4 received tons of complaints. Have these bitches complaining ever heard Gordon Ramsay speak before? Pussy is probably the tamest word ever to come out of his filthy trap. Pussy is not offensive. Now cunt is another story.

I always wondered what pussy tastes like. Now I can get it in a can. All they have to do is get Amanda LePore to be the drink's spokesbitch, and you'll see a ton of gays putting their lips on some "Pussy."

BRITNEY'S NEW MAN

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For all those who have followed Britney's career, we've seen her ups and downs, as well as her shitty taste in men. From Timberdouche to Adnan Gollum, she's done plenty of losers and then some. Now word is that Brit Brit might be in love with one of her bodyguards.

The Sun reports that the dude's name is Lee and he's a former Israeli soldier. Lee has been staying at Britney's Cheeto palace and hangs out with her on his day off. A source said, “He is her perfect type. She loves guys who work out and he is in great shape from his days serving in the Israeli Army. He also has a few tattoos, which she loves. They’ve spent so much time together that one thing led to another and their relationship became physical."

This is actually a first for Britney. Since when is she in love with guys who are in shape. Justin was a skinny little twink when they were going out, Adnan had man tits, and K Fag can no longer see his dick over his stomach.

Brit Brit has a history of banging her staff. Lee is the fourth employee to get involved with Brit. Her snatch juices are more powerful than Herpes Hilton's

ORANGINA HOHAN FORGOT HER KNEEPADS

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Orangina HoHan is apparently shitting fake tanning fumes after finding out that her 14-year-old (but looks 84) daughter unwittingly auditioned for a well-known porn director.

On Sunday night's episode of the unwatchable shit fest known as "Tolerating the HoHan's," Ali gave a shit ass audition for the movie "Troll." Which is basically based on Ali's true story. I kid the HoHan's (I think). So basically it was her best because you know she has the talent to be an award-winning actress. One of the dudes she read for was Peter Davy, an award-winning porn director. TMZ reports that he's directed such porn hits as "Breast Wishes 14," "Bun Busters 12" and "Voodoo Lust." Ooooh, that last one sounds like a real hand jerker.

Orangina claims she had no idea about Peter's past. All that executive cock you suck to whore your children for Hollyweird roles, and you have know idea who you're blowing? C'mon Orangina. You're game is slipping. Her rep told UsWeekly, “Ali obviously had no idea about Davy’s past. If she did know, she never would have auditioned for him.”

Regardless of all the bitching, Ali got the role anyway.

Mr. Boston’s Does Anal

Mr. Boston may have been screwed in this week’s episode of I Love Money, but in the video below, he says, “Eff that,” and does some screwing himself. The clip, which was recently uploaded to VH1’s social-networking site FamousVH1Friends.com, finds Boston describing his first time trying “anal” and acting it out with the help of a blow-up doll. Though the language is not-safe-for-work, and the entire ordeal should be not-fit-for-human-consumption, try, just try to keep yourself from watching.

BATMAN 3 CASTING NEWS

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The Dark Knight isn't even on DVD yet, and already they're brainstorming on a third sequel. Currently, "TDK" is about to dethrone "Titanic" as the biggest movie in the history of cinema, so it's no surprise that there's already talk about a third Batman movie. I already told you guys about Angelina may be up for the role as Catwoman, but did you know that the other two villains up for parts in the next Batman saga are rumored to be Johnny Depp, and Phillip Seymour Hoffman. Depp is alleged to play The Riddler, and Hoffman The Penguin. I honestly don't know how I feel about this. What I loved about Chris Nolan's Batverse was that he hired actors in his films and not people who have necessarily done blockbusters. I am a fan of Johnny Depp, but I guess I can see him in the flcik. Maybe as the Joker since Heath will no longer be able to play the role. Hoffman is a great actor, and he was a pretty good villain in Mission: Impossible 3. I don't know. i was thinking we need some actors who aren't going to try to upstage Christian Bale in the Batman films. After all, it is his story. If they decide to bring back Poison Ivy, there's always Amy Winehouse.

LUDACRIS CALLS HILARY A BITCH ON NEW TRACK

Ludacris has a new song out called "Politics: Obama is Here" and Obama's camp responded yeaterday to the track. On the freestyle, Luda calls Hillary Clinton a bitch and says John McCain is better off paralyzed in a wheelchair. It also takes cracks at Bush and Messy Jesse Jackson.

Said Obama spokesbitch Bill Burton: "As Barack Obama has said many, many times in the past, rap lyrics today too often perpetuate misogyny, materialism, and degrading images that he doesn’t want his daughters or any children exposed to. This song is not only outrageously offensive to Senator Clinton, Reverend Jackson, Senator McCain, and President Bush, it is offensive to all of us who are trying to raise our children with the values we hold dear. While Ludacris is a talented individual he should be ashamed of these lyrics."

The song suggests the coming of Barack will "paint the White House black and I'm sure that's got 'em terrified..." Well, we already know it has certain Texas Republicans terrified. Obama's camp are just trying to play it cool, because if he says he agrees with what Luda is saying, it may hurt his chances of getting into the White House. Regardless of how much money and power you have, Obama is a black man, and a black man with that much power does not sit well with the POWERS THAT BE. Remember, when you're not a WASP, you have to be smarter, stronger, faster, and craftier than your opponents.

This is why I love Luda. He says what everyone is thinking and he doesn't beat around the bush. So let's get up off our asses come November and paint the White House black.

X TINA'S JAPANESE DEE SNYDER MAKEOVER

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Look at this mess! Remember back when X Tina did "LADY MARMALADE" and she looked like a hot DEE SNYDER TRANNY MESS? Well bitch got her figure back, and already she's back into her tranny hooker gear. Just kidding (I think). X Tina appeared at a photo shoot with a huge head of newly crimped hair and lies down on a couch with a nearly naked man in downtown Los Angeles on Wednesday. Apparently, someone loves her long time.

The 27-year-old vocal gymnast was among a plethora of stars including Donald Tramp, Martha Stewart, Tommy Hilfiger and Calvin Klein to appear in a campaign to commemorate the Macy’s 150th birthday.

Christina will perform at at the 4th Annual Fashion Rocks benefit at New York’s Radio City Music Hall on September 5 along with Rihanna, Chris Brown, Beyoncé, Justin Timberdouche and Keith "bitch of plastic face" Urban.

SOMEONE BETTER CALL CHRIS HANSEN

The minute I watched this video, I immediately thought of that commercial where the guy asks, "WHERE IS YOUR MOTHER?" You know it ain't right to be having an 11 year old singing Mimoo Scarey's "Touch My Body." This is some beat off material for them TO CATCH A PREDATOR dudes. If you can stomach this video longer than I could, congrats. You definitely need JESUS!

P.S. The chorus is ROTFLMAO material.


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NELLY PULLS A D'ANGELO

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First he's making bank as the spokesbitch for the Sean John Undies line. Now he's sexing it up for the ladies (and some of you gents) on the cover of his upcoming cd, Brass Knuckles. Since we're talking about Nelly, don't you think he and his girl Ashanti are the bootleg Jay Z & Beyonce?

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

HARRY POTTER & THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE TEASER TRAILER

Here is the teaser for the 6th Harry Potter film slated for release in November.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

ANGELINA JOLIE AS CATWOMAN?

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As soon as I saw The Dark Knight, the wheels started turning in my head on who would be a good actress to portray Catwoman. Well rumors are flying through Hollyweird that Angelina Jolie has been tipped to play Catwoman in a future Batman movie - by the actress who made the role famous, Julie Newmar.

Newmar, 74, prowled across the small screen, playing the feline villain in the 1960s Batman television series.

And she would love Jolie to take on the role - if The Dark Knight director Christopher Nolan decides to resurrect the character in a future sequel.

Newmar tells the New York Daily News, “Angelina would own the part. My industry friends tell me (she) has made inquiries about the role. I can understand how it would pique her interest. Catwoman is Batman’s one true love. She’s tremendously popular with women because she’s both a heroine and a villainess.”

Since Newmar, the Catwoman role has been played by Eartha Kitt, Lee Meriwether, Halle Berry and Michelle Pfeiffer.

If anyone paid attention to The Dark Knight, during the scene when Bruce Wayne was looking at new armor for his batsuit, he did ask if it would protect him from dogs. And Lucious Fox hinted that it also protects from cats. Clearly they were hinting at Catwoman making an appearance in the next Batman film. If Angie doesn't get the part (she clearly could play the role), who would make a cool Catwoman?

ARE CHACE & ED MORE THAN JUST FRIENDS?

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First a few months back there were rumors of Chace Crawford and singer JC Chasez getting hot and steamy all over New York & LA hotspots. Now Gossip Girl's Ed Westwick and co-star Chace are allegedly the new secret Hollywood couple.

NYDN Rush & Molloy reports: Gossip Girl co-stars, roommates and friends Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick are still this close. The twosome showed up at a recent show by Brit popsters The Ting Tings, and a spy says 'they were never more than a foot apart. It was freaky. If one moved two feet to the left, so did the other.' The duo also chose to ignore the hordes of flirty girls trying to get their attention, says our spy: 'They were only interested in each other.'"

Of course, when presented with the gay insinuation in late June, a publicist issued this statement: "These endless rumors are absolutely untrue".

But apparently one thing is true about the rumors. They are endless. How y'all doin'?

MARC JACOBS MAY HAVE TIED THE KNOT OVER THE WEEKEND

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There are dueling reports that Marc Jacobs signed a Civil Solidarity Pact with his boyfriend Lorenzo Martone over the weekend in Paris (on Friday I posted that this might happen) and that he didn't.

Today, Page Six reports that "Jacobs is a newlywed" and signed the pact on Sunday, quoting a source who says, "He's totally excited. He said he's head-over-heels in love with Lorenzo. His life is coming together now."

Fashion Week Daily reported yesterday:

"Turns out the designer is currently in Paris--toiling away at the Louis Vuitton offices, in fact, pre-Ibiza. (Yes, they still close for August in blessed Europe.) 'He's here right now,' said a member of the press office, when we asked where to send flowers...So far, a store manager at the Marc Jacobs Palais Royal boutique in Paris hasn't seen the designer. 'He was not in the Paris store this weekend, but sometimes it happens when he is in town,' she said. As for the marriage rumors? 'I don't know about his private life.' A salesperson at the Marc Jacobs store on Bleecker Street remained equally mum...One man who is always in the know--Davé Cheung of Marc's regular chinois restaurant Davé--seemed shocked by the news. 'I don't know about this,' he said on a break from dinner service. 'We cannot get married in France yet--here, we have not yet passed such a law. In Spain, yes. In San Francisco, yes. But not Paris. To get married here is impossible--unless it is to a lady. They can have a celebration but not a legal marriage.'"

Then there's the other question — if he really wanted the union to have legitimacy in the U.S., why not do it in California?

SOURCE: Towleroad

JESSE FROM BIG BROTHER 10 IS A CLOSET HOMO

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For all those who watch the show, everyone knows that Jessie Godderz from Big Brother 10 is the hottie bodybuilder and resident asshole of the house.

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Well recently, a few semi-nude pictures of Jessie leaked on the internet. GaySocialite's claims that Jessie's friends leaked the pictures themselves. They also claim that Jessie is a closeted friend of Dorothy. One of their friends said, "He isn't ready for his parents, or the public, to know that he is gay. Jessie isn't actually open with his sexuality, but he doesn't hide it too well either. We just don't talk about it."

Well from the looks of the pics that leaked, you can't tell me he ain't a weiner gobbler. Also friends leaking nude pics of you is some shady faggot shit right there.
It's only a matter of time before we see him as a Jet Set exclusive or being directed with his legs up to Jesus by Chi Chi LaRue.

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I got really bored one day and thought I'd try my hand at making my own jack off clip. Here's the result, I hope you like it.

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TRAILER TRASH: RELIGULOUS

The trailer for Bill Maher's documentary Religulous has finally hit the web. Looking foward to a new season of Real Time With Bill Maher to return next month on HBO.

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Trailer Trash: Batman: The Brave & The Bold

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ESE JUVEN @ BLACKS BEACH IN SAN DIEGO, (A NUDE GAY FRIENDLY BEACH) I WAS W/ A HOMIE OF MINE SERIGO AND WANTED TO MAKE A VID. HERE WE ARE JERKIN OFF PEOPLE WERE WATCHING US ALL OVER THE BEACH....WHICH I LOVE ;). MY HOMIE SERIGO IS THICK N HE'S NOT SCARED TO TAKE OFF HIS SHIRT N GET DOWN LOLZ YALL ASKED FOR A THICK GUY SO HERE HE IS. DAM HE HAS A NICE BUBBLE BUTT LOL I WANTED TO EAT HIS ASS OUT. BUT I HOPE YALL ENJOY IT ALRATOZ HIT ME UP N SHOW ME SUPPORT**** MYSPACE.COM/JUVEN247ONMUHGRIND


DID THE BRIDE OF VADGEZILLA CO-WRITE HER BROTHER'S MEMOIR?

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I've actually heard this rumor for quite a while, but I held back on reporting it because I wanted to give Vadge the benefit of the doubt (for once). You know with her trying to exercise her ego through Kaballah and all, you want to try to see the good in people. That'll teach me to hold back on a scoop! Page Six claims Memaw V knew all about her brother's semi-scandalous tell-all and even helped co-write some of it. A source said, "She actually ghost-wrote parts of it with him, the way Princess Diana helped Andrew Morton write his book on her. That's why there's nothing too devastating in Chris's book. He's mean to others, but not so much to his sister."

The tell-all is all part of her publicity blitz to promote her "Sweet & Sour" tour. Another source said that she is using the A-Rod scandal to her advantage (um DUH!) and will wear a Yankee jersey in the finale of her show. The source said, "All of this was created to sell tickets for her tour, which hasn't been selling so well."

Sometimes I wonder if Vadgezilla ever does anything because she wants to and not because it's for publicity. It would be nice if just once she would get out of business woman mode and become a little more human. Alas, I am GAGGING over the fact that she's charging $354.50 for her Granny Panties World Tour.

AC SLATER IS SLOWLY BECOMING THE LATINO GAYCREST

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AC Slater has more jobs than West Indian in NYC. He can currently be seen in "A Chorus Line," as well as hosting duties on "America's Best Dance Crew." This September, he will officially become a full time host of "Extra." Mark has been chopped like a sloppy queen at a ball battle, but Dayna will stay as a special correspondent. Some HBIC that works on Extra told People, "Mario ... has established himself as a highly engaging, likeable and sought-after host and personality."

I'm glad Mario's got another steady paycheck coming in, but unfortunately, the minute you join any of these entertainment shows, your personality goes right out the window and you become one of those irritating babboons you see every season on The Real World. It's just sad his career has resorted to being a "personality" rather than an actor. Seriously, there's no interesting personalities on television anymore. Tyred Banks makes me want to burn my eyes out with cigarettes. Pat O' Brien makes me want to take out an order of protection. Mary Hart seriously needs to retire. it seems like the only people who haven't been tempted to have their life forces sucked from their bodies are Wendy Williams (love the show), the host of The Soup, and the cast of Best Week Ever. I haven't watched any of those entertainment shows for quite a long time because they don't even chat about stars I'm remotely interested in. That's one of the reasons I created this blog. Ugh! Good luck AC and you better save up on those checks.

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RYAN GAYCREST WAS BITTEN BY A SHARK

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On his KIIS-ASS-FM radio show Monday, Ryan Seacrest said he decided to take a dip in the ocean over the weekend when, he said, "I was bit by a shark!"

The American Idol co-host, 33, wasn't hurt too badly, as he still went on the air to blab about it, since nothing else interesting is going on in his private life.

But he's bitter.

Asked by his radio co-host if anyone else got bit, Seacrest whined: "No, just me, of course! There were like 1,000 people in the ocean, and I get bit by the shark!"

I would ask if the shark bit his dick off (you know, to save Ryan the necessary dollars for Dr. 90210 to remove it), but his dick's been gone a long time ago. I've also never heard of a man taking a dip in the ocean. Last time I checked, you go for a swim. But what do I know about how these LA queens roll.

Monday, July 28, 2008

TRAILER TRASH: OLIVER STONE'S "W" TRAILER

Ladies and gentlemen. I present to you the beginning of the end of the world. Watching this tired mess sadly reminds me of the shit recession we're in

NEW MUSIC: COMMON F. PHARRELL - UNIVERSAL MIND CONTROL

This shit right here is da hotness! Hear the first single from Common's upcoming cd. The track was produced by The Neptunes.

BRITNEY SPEARS FEAT. LIL KIM - KIMME MORE

I know the track is old, I just felt like posting it.

TENITRA'S CD HAS BEEN PUSHED BACK!

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Tenitra, also known to millions as Michelle Williams has released a statement via her MySpace blog about her cd being pushed back by Columbia Records. If they do my girl like they did Amerie there will be hell to pay!

Hello everybody!!!!!

I just wanted to say thank you to everybody who wished me a happy birthday!!! I told my mother that a lot of you guys said she sounded good singing Happy Birthday to me!! She said she was quitting her job to make an album!!!! LOL!!!!!

Anyhoo............I am so sorry about the news of my album!!! Trust me......when they told me I was numb for two days and couldn't talk to anybody!!! I had sooooooooooooo many questions of as to why they'd push my album back three weeks before the original release date!!!! I will be honest and say that I am disappointed becuz I feel like we should've been doing more 3 months ago to promote my album instead of waiting to the last minute to change the date!!!! I have thought about EVERYTHING!!! Columbia Records is saying that they need more time to properly set up the album to ensure its success!!! So let's make some lemonade out of the lemons!!! This could very well be a blessing in disguise!!! Plus there are still many people who didn't even know my album was coming out August 12th anyway. I know you guys are LIVID but let's keep the energy POSITIVE!!!! Things will work out for the good!!!! I will still WIN!!!!!

I HAVE AND WILL CONTINUE to do my part in making the album a success!!! I have a great album and am confident that it can stand with the rest of the great music that is coming out this year!!!!

Hello Heartbreak is being serviced to dance radio. The Greatest is the official 2nd single!!!!

The Michelle Williams Campaign is still going strong!! It's stronger than ever becuz of you, my supporters!!!! Y'all have been my rock and I don't take you for granted not one bit!!!! Thanks for all you've done!!! I need your continued love and support!!

I will be traveling to London on Sunday evening to begin the international promotion for UNEXPECTED!!!! I'm so EXCITED!!!!!!

I love you so very much! God Bless!

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NEW WHITNEY HOUSTON SONG HAS LEAKED

Whitney Houston is back and better than ever on the new track, "Like I Never Left." Yesterday, the song leaked on YouTube and was quickly picked up by the blogosphere, where fans seemed excited to have Whitney singing again.

The track, a three-minute-plus, mid-tempo love song that features Akon, also includes a lyric that says, "Yes, your girl is coming back."

I's been a hot minute since we've heard new music from Ms. houston, so I'm glad to see she's getting back on her grind. Akon is also featured on the track. There's no video to go with the song yet, and no word on whether this will be the first single from her forthcoming LP.

Whitney's sixth album is expected to drop this fall.

RAY STEVENSON TALKS TO MTV NEWS ABOUT PUNISHER: WAR ZONE

Friday the 13th Panel Live

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Shocktillyoudrop had the luxury of getting the inside scoop from the Friday the 13th panel. Brad Fuller, Andrew Form, Amanda Righetti, Jared Padalecki and Derek Mears are expected to take the stage.

Here are the highlights!

• The moderator has announced that attendees of this panel have a chance to win one of Jason Voorhees' prop machetes from the film if they text a specific number.

• The panel begins! Intros to all those taking the stage...

• Teaser poster revealed!!!!

• Teaser footage shown feature Righetti and boyfriend lurking through a dilapidated cabin where they find a bed. On the bed post reads "Jason" - further along they find a hole. The boyfriend peeks in and a machete suddenly tears through the floorboard beneath his feet!

The boyfriend is jerked down into a hole and Righetti goes nuts, screaming her head off. This scene descends into a hellish montage of violence.

(By the way, Edward Douglas is taking over here while Ryan Rotten prepares to moderate the Rogue Pictures panel...)

• Someone just asked if they'd ever see Freddy get back together with Jason for a sequel to Freddy vs. Jason and they said they'd love to do something with Wes Craven.

• A person in the audience asked if there were plans to make the remake into a trilogy, but Brad Fuller says that the ending to the movie seems finite and that the movie will stand on its own.

• Derek Mears was asked if he'd want to play Jason again after this movie and of course, he said "yes." (What else would he say?) Jared Padalecki gave Derek a bit of lip service saying there's a "whole new level of scare" because it's based more in reality.

• Some idiot just asked about explosions cause "Michael Bay is directing it" (jeers abound)

• Someone in the audience asked about the other remakes they're working on and sequels to their previous remakes and Brad said he'd like to do another "Friday the 13th" and he mentioned their remake of The Birds and said that was "pretty much it" and they're looking for "great horror properties to remake" including trying to get a deal to remake Nightmare on Elm Street but "they haven't made the deal yet".

• Kind of generic question about whether the movie was physically demanding... um... I think I could probably answer that one or guess what the actors would say... "Yes.. demanding... worth it.. a challenge." Derek Mears mentioned that a lot of the time the actors didn't want to use their stunt doubles so they'd be manhandled a lot by the new Jason.

• There was a question about whether they'd explore Jason's childhood and Brad Fuller confirmed that they did.

• A question about the length of the movie and after a joke about it being 3 hours (ha ha), Fuller said that they usually try to make them 90 minutes.

• Question to Amanda Righetti about not falling into the "damsel in distress" role... she tried not to.

• Someone asked whether they considered having cameos from the earlier "Friday the 13th" movies but Brad Fuller denied it because they didn't want to take audiences out of the movie by doing that, so they chose not to do it.

• Derek Mears says that his Jason is a lot smaller and more intelligent about trapping his prey than previous movies rather than just chasing them blindly.

They showed the trailer one more time.

Source: Ryan Rotten

I really cannot wait to see the new take on Friday the 13th for the new generation. i know everyone is up in arms about this film being remade (by Michael Bay's production company, no less), but I say don't criticize until you see the finished product. And another thing: How about focusing less on remaking great horror classics, and focus a little bit more on finding some original horror scripts out there. You seriously CANNOT tell me there aren't any great horror writers out there (yours truly included).

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COULD TYRESE BE UP FOR THE ROLE OF PANTHRO IN THUNDERCATS: THE MOVIE?

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Superhero Hype! got a chance to speak with actor Tyrese Gibson at the Death Race junket in San Diego on Sunday. During the interview, he gave them a very interesting scoop on another big project for him that will hopefully be happening the near future: Thundercats!

Tyrese said that he's been very involved in the attempt to bring the classic '80s cartoon series to the big screen and seemed to hint that a deal is very nearly complete. We asked him what character he'd be playing and he just smiled and said that there's a number of options on the table.

Late last year, the project was announced as a CG-animated feature at Warner Bros. Pictures that would be directed by video game veteran Jerry O'Flaherty. Whether that still stands is unknown.

I could totally see Thundercats as an animated feature, like Final Fantasy: Advent Children or like Beowulf. Either way, I can't really see Thundercats as a live action film. To me the film would look more like Cats rather than Thundercats. As far as his options, Panthro is the only character I can see Tyrese playing. While we're still talking about Tyrese, Don't you think he would have made a perfect Raheim in the big screen adaptation of the popular gay novel, B Boy Blues?

CRICKET NEWS: KIM & FOXY HEADING BACK TO COURT

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Publishing giant Simon & Schuster sued the once hot hip hop divas Lil’ Kim and Foxy Brown in Manhattan Thursday charging they never delivered on books they were paid to write - and kept the advance money.

Grammy-winner Lil’ Kim, whose 2005 perjury conviction led to a stint in the Philadelphia Detention Center, was contracted to scribe an untitled novel in November 2003 and given a $40,000 advance, according to the suit.

After failing to put pen to paper, the publisher voided the rapper’s contract - her real name is Kimberly Jones - and demanded its money back in July 2004, the suit states.

Hot-tempered Foxy Brown, whose real name is Inga Marchand, failed to make good on a 2005 contract to write her autobiography, tentatively titled “Broken Silence,” after her best-selling 2001 album, according to court documents.

The Brooklyn-born singer, who spent time in jail in 2007 after assaulting a manicurist, received an advance of $75,000 for the book. She was supposed to return the cash by July 2006, according to the suit.

The book house wants its money back, with interest.

Oh well, them bitches better get their knee pads out. Or better yet, why don't they hire their ghost writers to write the book for them?

The Irish nazi Bill O’Reilly Responds To Nas!

Click below to watch the video of him claiming “His New Album Is A Disaster”

The Game Disses 50 Cent & G-unit Album Sales

This was filmed at the KUBE 93 Summer Jam 08′! Hate to say I told you so about the new G Unit cd flopping, but...you know me!

JAY Z QUESTIONS THOSE WHO SAY "THEY'RE KEEPING IT HOOD"

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Hip-hop mogul JAY-Z hates hearing how his rap contemporaries “keep it hood”, because he’s convinced no one would voluntarily return to their poverty-stricken past in the streets.

The Big Pimpin’ hitmaker, real name Shawn Carter, is often criticised himself for living the high life and failing to keep in touch with his roots - the deprived Bedford-Stuyvesant district of Brooklyn, New York.

But he is unfazed by the remarks, because he is adamant no rap star would give up the luxuries fame has afforded them to go back to living in the ghetto.

He says, “I think it’s more important for me to be in touch with who I am than in touch with the streets, per se. Being in touch with the streets, keeping it real, that’s become a lie and a cliche.

“I’m not hanging on the corner in the Bed-Stuy. I hate it when rappers say, ‘I’m keeping it hood.’ I’m like, ‘Why? What do you mean? No one’s there by choice! You’re in the hood, by choice?!’”

Jay is absolutely right. I get sick and tired of people who continue to act like there is a sense of loyalty to the hood. When i was growing up, I was taught that when you live in the ghetto, the goal is to work hard enough to get out of the ghetto. Why would you be worth 30 million and still want to live in a measly apartment in Brooklyn? It makes no sense to me. If people want to consider you a sell out, that attitude is on them. You think Jay and 50 worry about what people in the hood are saying about them?

JIM JONES INTERVIEW

Jim Jones speaks on Nas's decision to protest Fox News. Listening to what Jim has to say, I actually have to agree with him. We are in a recession right now, there's no money and what we definitely need is a revolution and not some fucking picket sign protest outside of some ignorant fascist news channel.

Miss Nana disses Lil Mama!

Okay who is this little girl and why should we give a damn? At least Lil Mama is working and is making paper. We got this tired ass little big girl trynna make a career off of the back of someone already in the business. Whatever. Female rappers are a wrap anyway.

Snoop Dogg - Those Gurlz

Baby Gremlin - Got Money (Feat. T-Pain & Mack Maine)

Here is the latest video from Lil Wayne

NELLY SIGNS DEAL TO BE DIDDY'S UNDERWEAR SPOKESWHORE

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Sean John's Underwear line has hired hip-hop artist Nelly as its new celebrity spokesmodel. Advertisements, shot by Randee St. Nicholas, feature Nelly wearing underwear and loungewear inside and outside a modern home overlooking Los Angeles.

Lawd, I'm getting hot just imagining what the ad looks like. I've always been curious as to what Nelly's working with (Goodness only knows the reason why Ashanti is still with him after bearing a child with a stripper while they were still together).

Nelly is Sean John’s first underwear model, but Sean “Diddy” Combs’ clothing line has used Dwayne Wade, Nas, Snoop Dogg, Lil’ Wayne, Penelope Cruz, Cassie and Lauren London as models in the past.

“To me, Nelly is the quintessential definition of the Sean John man,” Diddy said in a statement. “He has the attitude, the swagger and most of all, the physique that our customers can both aspire and relate to. And let’s be honest, all of the ladies out there are going to be thanking us for this campaign. The images are so strong; they speak for themselves.”

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Sean John has annual retail sales in the United States of more than $525 million and is sold in specialty and department stores, including Macy’s.

As long as we're not seeing media whore Diddy in any of the ads, I don't care who does them. I have to say I'm disappointed wit hthe ad. haven't we seen enough saggy jeans on men in hip hop. If you're advertising undies, why not sho the undies. If David Beckham can get down in his skivvies, so can Nelly. Unless he's got too much meat in them jeans.

CIARA BILLBOARD MAG COVER

Here is Ciara looking ultra fabulous on the cover of the new Billboard Magazine. Her third cd, Fantasy Ride will be out in September.

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TAKING "I'M FUCKING MATT DAMON" TO NEW HEIGHTS

The Cho Show won't be on VH1 until August 21, but my girl Margaret has teamed up with Jay Brannan (SHORTBUS) for a song celebrating sucking cock. So move over Sarah Silverman, you've got competition.

WORLD PREMIERE: DANITY KANE F. MISSY ELLIOTT - BAD GIRL

It took long enough, but Danity Kane have finally released a second video (and single) from their Welcome To The Dollhouse cd. I think Diddy gave them some money just so they could have something to film for the new season of making the Band coming in August (along with my other fave show, Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency). Here is the world premiere of "Bad Girl" ft. Missy Elliott.

THE DARK KNIGHT CROSSES THE 300 MILLION MARK

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"The Dark Knight," which is the BEST comic book movie EVER, continues to smash box office records, crossing the $300 million mark in just 10 days.

The epic and amazing Batman saga grossed $75.6 million in its second weekend in theaters, pushing its domestic total to $314,245,000, Warner Bros. head of distribution Dan Fellman said Sunday.

That surpasses the record set in 2006 by "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest," which took 16 days to make $300 million.

The latest Batman installment already had broken records for best opening weekend at $158.4 million and best single-day with $66.4 million. It's also busted records in its showings on IMAX screens, making $16.3 million in its first 10 days.

Fellman expects that "Dark Knight" could reach $400 million in about 18 days, which would beat the record "Shrek 2" set in 2004 when it made that much money in 43 days.

"What can you say? We've been getting a lot of repeat business coming in," Fellman said. "Our audience is expanding, like you would expect with terrific word-of-mouth and strong reviews. Our audience is getting a little bit older, that's the good news. We're finding the younger demographic, male and female, coming back."

He called it "a big surprise," adding: "To do $300 (million) plus in 10 days, we just couldn't have predicted it."

"The Dark Knight" could pass "Titanic" as the highest-grossing film in U.S. history, said Paul Dergarabedian, president of Media By Numbers. James Cameron's 1997 extravaganza made $600,788,188 domestically, a record no other movie has come close to touching.

"The `Titanic' record has sat in a lock box for 10 years. It's a tall order but if any film has a chance to surpass that number, it's got to be `Dark Knight,'" Dergarabedian said.

Director Christopher Nolan's follow-up to his 2005 origin story "Batman Begins," which again stars Christian Bale as the tormented comic-book crime fighter, initially benefited from the mystique of the late Heath Ledger giving his masterful, last performance as the Joker, Dergarabedian said.

"Now, it's all about word-of-mouth," he said. "The first weekend, there was this huge, pent-up demand and eagerness by audiences to see this movie. Now, it's like a freight train it seems to be unstoppable."

Part of the film's visual allure comes from the fact that 30 minutes of it were shot with IMAX cameras, including an elaborate bank-heist scene at the start.

"Chris (Nolan) has clearly hit upon something," said Greg Foster, chairman and president of IMAX Filmed Entertainment. "There are many important filmmakers who we've spoken with in the last couple of weeks about shooting with IMAX cameras."

Coming in second place was "Step Brothers," which I am surprised had a strong opening of its own with $30 million. The comedy reunites the annoying Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly, co-stars of "Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby," as 40-year-olds who've never left home and are forced to share a bedroom when their parents get married. Talk about a LAME 30 million who went out to see this unwatchable crap. I wonder if those who went to see it are going to get refunds for wasting an hour and a half on Will Ferrell's tired ass, who whenever I see his one trick pony performing ass on screen, I want to slit my wrist and watch the blood ooze out slowly. Or something more interesting, like burn my eyes out with cigarettes.

Rory Bruer, head of distribution for Sony, said this was at the high end of the studio's expectations.

"We'd hoped to be in the mid-to-high $20 (millions), so to hit $30 (million) is a great start," Bruer said. "Having the chemistry of Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly together again, reuniting with (director) Adam McKay who did `Talladega Nights,' it's great. They both immerse themselves and the humor comes from their connection."

Sony also has the Will Smith superhero flick "Hancock," which made $8.2 million this past weekend to cross the $200 million mark.

The weekend's other big release was "The X-Files: I Want to Believe" which made an estimated $10.2 million. Ten years after the first "X-Files" movie and six years since the pioneering sci-fi show went off the air, this latest installment finds Mulder (David Duchovny) and Scully (Gillian Anderson) re-teaming to solve a missing-persons case.

"The hardcore `X-Files' fans, they're happy. And frankly, that's who the movie was made for," said Chris Aronson, distribution executive for 20th Century Fox.

Estimated ticket sales for Friday through Sunday at U.S. and Canadian theaters, according to Media By Numbers LLC. Final figures will be released Monday.

1. "The Dark Knight," $75.63 million.

2. "Step Brothers," $30 million.

3. "Mamma Mia!" $17.9 million.

4. "The X-Files: I Want to Believe," $10.2 million.

5. "Journey to the Center of the Earth," $9.4 million.

6. "Hancock," $8.2 million.

7. "WALL-E," $6.3 million.

8. "Hellboy II: The Golden Army," $4.9 million.

9. "Space Chimps," $4.4 million.

10. "Wanted," $2.7 million.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

SCHWARZENEGGER MAY BE IN TERMINATOR 4

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"Terminator Salvation" won't hit theaters until next summer, but thousands of fans got an early look at a portion of the film Saturday.

Director McG presented never-before-seen footage during a Comic-Con panel and offered a few hints about what to expect from the highly anticipated fourth installment in the "Terminator" franchise.

For example, Arnold Schwarzenegger could be back.

"The T-800 model indeed is part of the mythology of Terminator," McG said coyly, referring to the machine model California's governor played in the first three films.

James Cameron, who directed the first two "Terminator" films, and special-effects master Stan Winston, who died in June, also each had a hand in the film, McG said, adding that Winston made a cameo appearance.

"He wrestles one of the hydrobots," the director said.

The movie, now shooting in New Mexico, could end up with an R rating rather than the rumored PG-13, McG revealed.

"We put the picture first at all times," he said. "If it's an R-rated picture, it's an R-rated picture and that's that."

He acknowledged that the studio is responsible for some of the online rumors.

"We release, like everyone else does, misinformation campaigns," McG said. "One of the joys of going to the movies is not knowing what's going to happen."

The brief clip shown Saturday was filled with explosions, tanks, gas masks, guns and crushed skulls.

Set in 2018, the film is dark and apocalyptic, "exploring what the world is like after a nuclear holocaust," the director said. "We wanted everything to feel like giant Soviet tanks crushing all comers."

"Terminator Salvation," a Warner Bros. release, is set to hit theaters in May.

SOURCE: ASSOCIATED PRESS

Friday, July 25, 2008

TRAILER TRASH: BABYLON A.D.

In case anyone was wondering if Vin Diesel vanished off the face of the earth, sorry to disappoint, but he's alive and well. Here is the trailer for the Vin Diesel Sci fi-Action-Thriller starring Vin Diesel and Michelle Yeoh

MTV Remaking The Rocky Horror Picture Show

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MTV has taken time out of producing such must see TV crap like The Real World 99.99999, From G's to Cunts, and "A Shot at Herpes," to ruin yet another classic film. The asses over at Massa Television are developing a remake of 1975 cult classic The Rocky Horror Picture Show, reports Variety.

Lou Adler, executive producer of the original film, is partnering with BermanBraun and Fox Television Studios on the new rendition.

The new version will use the original screenplay by Jim Sharman and Richard O'Brien but may also include music not featured in the original.

The director and casting decisions have yet to be announced. The original starred Tim Curry, Susan Sarandon, Barry Bostwick and Meatloaf.

If this was going to Broadway, I'd be all for it. Here we go again with fools out of ideas who want to take a classic and fucking ruin it. I am truly GAGGING over this.

Saw V Panel & Teaser Trailer Online!

Opening October 24, the fifth installment is directed by David Hackl and stars Tobin Bell, Costas Mandylor, Scott Patterson, Betsy Russell, Mark Rolston, Carlo Rota, Julie Benz, Greg Bryk, Laura Gordon and Meagan Good.

PUNISHER 2: WAR ZONE EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE

San Diego Comic Con is on and popping this weekend, and IGN Movies has online the restricted footage of Punisher 2: War Zone shown at the panel which you can watch below!

Red Sonja Panel / Rodriguez to Produce Conan?

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Robert Rodriguez greeted fans at the San Diego Comic-Con and offered a first look at the upcoming Red Sonja feature, set to star Rose McGowan as the red-haired Robert E. Howard heroine. Though no footage has been shot, a lot of promotional images have already been prepared and were revealed for the first time, depicting McGowan in the classic chainmail bikini, one of which has been prepared as a mini-poster that will be distributed to fans right after the panel.

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Rodriguez recalled his love for Howard's characters, pinpointing the specific "Savage Sword of Conan" issue #60 as the moment he fell in love with the world of Cimmeria. He had been trying to get Red Sonja on the big screen for years and, coincidentally, the script came across McGowan's desk at exactly the right time.

Because of his commitments, Rodriguez wasn't able to direct "Sonja" and instead offered up the reins to his friend, Douglas Aarniokoski. He did promise that he'll be extremely hands-on as a producer to the extent that it'll basically be unofficial co-directing.

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The big news from Rodriguez is that he's in early talks to produce the upcoming Conan film as well, cementing the filmic universe. With that, "Sonja" and Thulsa Doom (starring Djimon Hounsou as the character originated by James Earl Jones) all coming in the next few years, Robert E. Howard fans should be very happy.

The original film starred Bridgitte Nielsen. What do you guys think of the poster?

Source: Silas Lesnick

Thursday, July 24, 2008

ESE JUVEN

ESE Spooky n ESE Juven where posted up chilln @ Spooky's crib. His wife ran to the store to go buy diapers for his new born kid ( 2 mnths old). So Ese Spooky wanted to make a vid right quick, he didnt want to show his face cuz he is on the dl. so we started to mess around, he started to suck my 9in CHORIZO dam his hot mouth and big lips around my fat cock felt good, then he started to stroke his 8 in uncut cock till he busted all over himself....then i used his cum as lube and fucked him raw East LA Style. I Fuck the shit out of Ese Spooky till i bust my baby juvens' inside of him. Thank You For Everyones Support Over The 2 1/2 Years I have been doing Xtube. Hit him Up On Myspace.Com/Juven247OnMuhGrind



HERE I AM JACK'N MI VERGA ON MUH WAY TO SAN DIEGO, I BUST MUH MECOS ALL OVER MUH SELF. WHILE MUH HOMIE IS DRIVIN ON DA FREEWAY.

WANDS SYKES ON GAY MARRIAGE

Thanx *~XXXCLUSIVE~* for posting this on MySpace. I had forgotten about this special, but I love Wanda's perspective on same sex marriage.

AMERICA'S BEST DANCE CREW'S FANNYPACK

Just like So You Think You Can Dance, I also love America's Best Dance Crew. One of my favorite groups ASIID got eliminated last week, but my top favorites Fannypack are still going strong. They're the only group who I feel go beyond being dancers. that're creative and artists whaich I love when i watch dancers. I feel if you're going to be a dancer, you have to bring more to the table than just steps. You gotta have a personality and be creative. Check out a couple of their performances below

Fannypack dancing to Kylie's Speakerphone.



Fannypack dancing to Janet's All Nite (Don't Stop)



The Fanny Pack performing at the Dancer's Alliance Benefit Showcase. They perform to the following songs:

speakerphone ~ kylie minouge
piece of me ~ britney spears
11h30 ~ danger



Matt Cady (Choreographer for ABDC's Fannypack crew) choreography submission to Britney Spears for "Break The Ice". Dancers: Laura Edwards, Glenda Morales, Jessica Reely, Ari Nakamine, Natalie Gilmore, Kara Kohlmeyer, Elise Melneck, Alessandra Luissi and Eiko Obinato. Based on this choreography, I think Britney should hire him for her comeback. We definitely need hungry, new dancers in the business with fresh ideas.



Matt Cady choreography submission to Britney Spears for "Gimme More". Dancers: Laura Edwards, Glenda Morales, Jessica Reely, Ari Nakamine, Natalie Gilmore, Kara Kohlmeyer, Elise Melneck, Alessandra Luissi and Gina Starbuck.

So you think you can dance top 10 bollywood group dance

I'm sure you all know how much I love So You Think You Can Dance. One of my favorite performances of the season happens to be the Bollywood group performance. I really hope to see more Indian inspired performances on the show as well as a hot top 20 Bollywood group routine on the SYTYCD finale.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

MARGARET CHO GET'S OWN SHOW ON VH1

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I guess with the success of Kathy Griffin's "My Life on the D List over on BRAVO, it was only a matter of time before this happened. Margaret Cho has announced that she will have her own “semi-scripted” reality series on VH1 in which her real-life family (her greatest source for material) and her assistant Selena Luna. She describes it as “kind of a cross between Madonna’s ‘Truth or Dare,’ ‘Joy Luck Club’ and ‘Little People, Big World.”

The Cho Show
Thirteen years after her catastrophic foray into television, Margaret Cho is triumphantly returning to television in a new reality-sitcom on VH1 in The Cho Show. This time it’s on her own terms.

Margaret burst onto the scene in 1994 with her sitcom All American Girl and her struggles with the network over that show are legendary. After the show was canceled, Margaret channeled all of that negative energy from her network experience into a wealth of comedy material that fueled her rise as one of the hottest comics in the business.

This VH1 series will follow the irrepressible Margaret Cho and her eccentric entourage as she fights to be herself in an industry that in the past wanted her to be something other than herself. The series will touch upon all aspects of Margaret’s “anything goes” lifestyle, from the strained and awkward moments provided by her somewhat traditional Korean parents to the more irreverent and outrageous moments shared with her colorful cast of friends and colleagues.

I say as long as we get plenty of appearances by her mother, I'm definitely there. All I have to say is it's about time there's a reality show on VH1 that's worth watching. Altrhough, I can't stop looking at the train wreck that is "I Love Money."

PREGNANT DUDE ON GOOD MORNING AMERICA

Click below to watch the pregnant dude on GMA this morning talking about the birth of his daughter, Suri Cruise - I mean Susan Juliette. I knew Zombie Kate was never pregnant. Tom went and knocked up a man! Also you know you're dealing with a gay man when he snaps back quick to his Chelsea Queen weight after giving birth. I can't wait for the day to come, when they have to explain to baby Suri where she came from.

Baby: "Mommy where did I come from?"
Bio Mom: "You came from daddy's pussy dear."

WNBA GIRLS GONE WILD!

Click below to watch a huge bitch fight between the L.A. Sparks and the Detroit Shock from last night's WNBA game.

RUMOR: MATTHEW BORDERICK CHEATS ON SARAH JESSICA PARKER

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I doubt this is true, but...

Star Magazine is reporting that Sarah Jessica Parker's husband has been having an affair with a 25 year old woman! I'm surprised they didn't say it wasn't with some Broadway show queen. then i would have believed it. It is alleged that Matthew Broderick met the redheaded youth councelor almost half his age earlier this year in a bar. Shortly after, the two began text messaging each other which led to some heavy poundation at the townhouse of one of Matthew's friends. According to the woman's friend, the two got very passionate shortly after meeting.

Neither SJP or mattie have responded to these allegations, so only time will tell if this story rings true.

I'LL BELIEVE IT WHEN I HEAR IT

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Last week, rumors circulated that Britney and Justin Timberlake will record a duet for her next album. Well, OK! Magazine swears this is true.

Britney's new album is slated to come out sometime in 2009. A source reports, "Britney is spending her summer in the recording studio, working on a brand new album. She's working with a team of top-notch producers and songwriters and we're very excited about what she's accomplished so far."

Honestly, I think it will be a big mistake for Brit to work with Justin. They did a track years ago on her "Oops I Did It Again" cd, and it was the worst track on that cd. Seriously, everyone knows once you work with Vadgezilla, your career is basically done.

Come back as the independent woman you are capable of being, and fuck working with that bitch sounding Justin. I'm sure one day his balls will drop once he stops letting Timbaland and his tired beats stop sucking on them.

THE NANNY TAKES A SWIPE AT ELIZABITCH HASSELSNATCH

OMG I love Fran mor amd more each day. Well I love her more than cock (almost I say. Nothing comes between me and cock, but today I'll make an exception). Joy Behar filled in for fossil face yesterday, and during her interview, the convo turned toward the whole N Word fiasco that happened on the show last week. Fran asked Joy a question about Elisabeth, "What's with the crying? Is that how she wins battles with her husband?" Good thing Elizabitches hubby is a football player. He doesn't have to deal with her donkey Republikkkan ass on a daily basis.

What elevated the drama even more is that Elizabitch with her no-life having ass just so happened to call into the show to give her two fucking cents. She called into the show and said, "I was busy watching Hannity & Colmes and wanted to pop in and see you Joy. And I had to express my disappointment in Fran. You speak about women's rights and you certainly wasted no time in cutting another woman down....."

Anyone who is a Republikkkan is not for women's rights. So when did she become a spokesbitch for feminists all over America. Elizabitch seriously needs to go back to doing what she does best...breastfeeding her kids and sitting in the corner where no one has to deal with her. All will be normal when the next episode of The View airs and everyone goes back to pretending she doesn't exist.

Joy Behar hosts Larry King Live and the guests discuss The View argument about the use of the N-word.





TOP GUN 2 A NO GO FOR McCRAZY CRUISEY

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Earlier this week, I reported a story about a rumor that Top Gun will get a sequel.
Well apparently there is a GOD more powerful than Xenu, because Tom Cruise will NOT be reprising his role as Maverick.

A spokesbitch for Paramount says there is "no way" Cruise would be getting the lead role again.

They didn't necessarily say that there wouldn't be a Top Gun 2. They just said he wouldn't be in it. So if it does so happen that they do make a sequel, Will McCrazy Cruisey do a cameo or produce?

SHERRI TRIES EVERYTHING SHE CAN TO SAVE HER JOB

Yesterday, I reported a story about Sherri Shepherd doing an article for a Christian magazine. Well today, The View co-host apologized to Barbara Walters on the show about her "joke" that she wishes the veteran newswoman could be "saved." Joke my ass! We all know Sherri is borderline retarded. And with all the crazy shit she says on the show, she meant every word. That's exactly how them religious zealots talk. Always walking around like they have the power to save the world from themselves.

She also addresses her revelations that she has had multiple abortions.


Movies

  • 5 Deadly Venoms
  • Aliens
  • Another Gay Movie
  • Blade
  • Blade Runner
  • Boy Culture
  • Brokeback Mountain
  • Die Hard
  • E.T.
  • Eating Out
  • Enter the Dragon
  • First Blood
  • Friday the 13th (1980)
  • Inception
  • Jaws
  • Kick-Ass
  • Kill Bill
  • Milk
  • Mysterious Skin
  • Night of the Living Dead
  • Piranha
  • Raiders of the Lost Ark
  • Salt
  • Saw
  • Shortbus
  • Speed
  • Spider Man 2
  • T2
  • The Bourne Trilogy
  • The Circuit
  • The Crazies (2009)
  • The Dark Knight
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • The Fluffer
  • The Goonies
  • The Lost Boys
  • The Matrix
  • The Monster Squad
  • The Road
  • The Road Warrior
  • The Terminator
  • True Lies