Back In The Day Audio: Carey Kelly (R.Kelly’s Brother) Exposes R. Kelly On Wendy Willams

Just thought I'd post this for old times sake.

Kobe Bryant jumps over pool of snakes!

THIS IS NOT EXACTLY NEW NEWS

TQ, formerly of Cash Money, is now talking about the on going in the Cash Money Camp:

Too much funny sh*t was going on at Cash Money. I’m sitting at the house in the East one day Wayne comes in and walks over to Baby and kisses him in the mouth. I didn’t just see that so I ain’t gonna say sh*t. When Wayne gets ready to leave, they do it again.

I guess some of them other ni**as recognized the look on my face and ran to the rescue. “T, don’t trip, that’s jailhouse love.” Jailhouse love? What the f**k? Them two ni**as ain't never been to jail! I’ve sent my fair share of Kites homie and I ain’t never heard of two ni**as kissing as being jailhouse love unless they was… ya dig? That sh*t was disturbing to me pimp. They say it’s a father-son thing. Ni**a I ain’t kissing my daddy in the mouth!



To each his own… I ain’t questioning a ni**a’s sexuality cuz I just don’t get down like that, and I know for a fact that both of them cats like women. But it f**ks me up when them ni**as do that sh*t in public… Everybody always asks me about that picture. Well did y’all forget about 106 and Park?? Ni**a, my neighborhood rode me for months about that sh*t… I had to speak on it cuz y’all wanted to know.

That’s my spin on the whole “kissing” sh*t. I’m done with it.

Whatever. We all know Wayne ain't nothing but a crackhead and a Queen. Father/son love my ass! I don't kiss my daddy on the mouth either, and I like dick!

WHO THE HELL LIED TO KIM???

Lil Kim recently left her label, Atlantic Records, and now she is getting her independent release next month called Ms. G.O.A.T. The album includes collaborations with 50 Cent, Nate Dogg, Britney Spears and Maino. The album will also include songs from other artists that Lil Kim appeared on including Keyshia Cole’s hit “Let it Go,” with Missy Elliott, Gucci Mane’s club banger “Freaky Gurl,” and Alica Keys’ “No One” remix.

Lil Kim left Atlantic Records at the start of this year, after she said she wanted to go independent. That's code for "I'm not selling records like I used to, so I need every penny I can get". The new album will be released with distributor Amalgam Entertainment. Ms. G.O.A.T. hits stores on June 3rd.

HIP HOP STARS JAY Z AND KANYE WEST CHANGING THE FACE OF TOURING

In the past major tours at Arenas and Stadiums have been largely reserved for rock bands and larger pop star-type shows but all of that is about to change. Jay-Z and Mary J Blige’s “Heart Of The City” tour is about to break $20 million dollars. Kanye West’s “Glow In The Dark” tour which also includes Lupe Fiasco, N.E.R.D. and Rihanna, looks like it will also break the $20 mill mark.

A Live Nation executive said “Hip-hop is starting to mature,” continuing “at some point we will reflect back at how important these tours were in the growth of the hip-hop concert business.” The touring giant recently signed Jay-Z to a $150 million dollar deal.

Now if we can get more Hip Hop moguls like Jay Z out there trying to bring some substance to hip hop instead of idiot cooners like Lil Wayne (who i think is sooooo overrated), then people won't look down on Hip Hop like it's trash.

R KELLY SINKING FASTER THAN THE TITANIC

The prosecution’s latest witness, a forensic video analyst, has R. Kelly shaking in his boots. here is what the witness had to say:

“It would take someone 44 years — working nonstop, 24/7, 365 days a year — to be able to fake the sex tape at the heart of R. Kelly’s child-pornography trial, a forensic video analyst testified Thursday.

Defense attorney Sam Adam Jr. had practically equated a mole on Kelly’s back — which he said couldn’t be seen in the sex tape — to O.J. Simpson’s glove in his opening argument, essentially saying that if you don’t see the mole, it must not be Kelly. So when Fredericks showed how a spot on the male’s back was in fact visible in a half-second’s worth of footage once the tape was slowed down, the proverbial glove fit. ‘It’s in the exact same position, at about the same size,’ Fredericks said, pointing to a video display.”
When asked if the tape had been digitally altered, the witness replied:
“It could be done, but it wasn’t done on that tape,”

Mmmhmm. just admit you like little girls and trannies, and get it over and done with. Yes kiddies! R. Kelly is LEGENDARY with the Chicks With Dicks crowd.

LL COOL J CD PUSHED BACK

LL Cool J’s upcoming and last album for Def Jam, Exit 13, has been pushed back from July 8th to July 29th. The album will include the singles “5 Boroughs” featuring Jim Jones, Method Man, KRS-One, and Lil’ Kim, as well as “Cry” with Lil’ Mo.

In addition, Lloyd’s third album Lessons in Love also has a new release date of July 22nd (previously July 15th). Lloyd’s new single “Girls Around the World” featuring Lil Wayne debuted at No. 93 on The Billboard Hot 100 this week.

NYC POLICE CAPTAIN ARRESTED FOR EXPOSING HIMSELF TO YOUNG MAN

Cops yesterday said "it's about time" an NYPD captain, who allegedly exposed himself to a young man on a Queens subway train, had finally been busted.

But even as they expressed satisfaction after years of rumors that married Capt. Jeffrey Klimas was trolling subways for gay sex, the NYPD struggled to explain why it failed to charge the father of two in past incidents, and why he was not facing more serious charges now.


Klimas, 51, was arrested Tuesday for two counts of public lewdness, suspended from his job, and freed without bail after being issued two desk-appearance tickets, including one involving an incident last year.

"The captain denies any wrongdoing," said Roy Richter, president of the Captain's Endowment Association.

But one source told The Post "it's about time" that Klimas was arrested after years of allegedly approaching men on the subway.

"Everyone who knows him knows what his reputation is," the source said.

SOURCE: NYPOST

I was in my sociology class today, and my teacher who is a former police officer told me that Klimas in so many words is a couple of cans short of a six pack. When you refer to yourself as Batman (because he wears a lot of crap on his police belt), you know he has to be Creedmoor bound. This is also not the first time he has done this type of thing on the subway. When the media gets hold of something like this, there's only so much sweeping under the rug you can do before all the dirt comes up.

Shirley Manson Joins The Sarah Connor Chronicles!

Word on the street is that Garbage lead singer Shirley Manson has landed a regular role next season on Fox's "Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles."

Manson will play Catherine Weaver, the CEO of a cutting-edge high-tech company.

The sci-fi series, an offshoot from the "Terminator" feature franchise, is returning for a second season in the fall after launching in midseason as the highest-rated new scripted series of the 2007-08 season.

It stars Lena Headey as Sarah Connor, Thomas Dekker as her son John Connor and Summer Glau as terminator Cameron Phillips.

I am a HUGE fan of Shirley's and I loved the Sarah Connor Chronicles. Looking foward to this show when it returns.

CRICKET NEWS: ASSLEE AND PETE ADMIT THEY'RE PREGNANT

After all the bullshit and denials, when no one gives a shit anymore, the newlyweds admit they're expecting a fugly bundle of joy. We all know the reason they got married was because she got married out of wedklock. this seems to be a trend with Hollyweird folks as of late. I wouldn't be surprised if Poppa Joe put them up to getting married in the first place. Here's what they wrote:

"While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family."

I honestly can't believe these two have sex, or that Pete's not the one with child. Pete looks more like a bottom than Asslee. Come to think of it, he looks like he's the type that can take a few fingers in the pooper chute.

REGURGITATING MORE UNORIGINAL IDEAS

I wish Hollywood would come up with something original for once! E! reports that Eddie Murphy will star in Beverly Hills Cop 4 for Paramount. Brett Ratner is in talks to direct this crap for a summer 2010 release. I'm sure it will be just as shitty as Rush Hour 3. They should call it Beverly Hills Cock: Queen With a Gun

How about a sequel to Vampire In Brooklyn? I would love to see Eddie with that jheri curl Mullet again. Or maybe a sequel to Pluto nash. There's only so many times you can play a jackass.

WTF??? CLAY GAYKEN IS ABOUT TO BE A MOMMY

And I thought Usher would go to extreme measures to prove he like's pussy! Word on the street is that former American Idol contestant and residential show queen Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy. I kid you not! Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy.

Multiple sources tells TMZ the mother is Jaymes Foster, a record producer and Clay's best friend. He lives at her home when he's in L.A.

We're told 50-year-old Foster, who produced several Aiken CDs, is due in August. She's the sister of record mogul David Foster. She divorced a few years back and has no kids. Aiken is 29.

Obviously Foster was artificially inseminated with a turkey baster. But Clay will be more than just a sperm donor -- it is said he will play an active role in raising the child.

No immediate word from Aiken's rep. let's hope the kid doesn't come out looking like the guy on the cover of MAD magazine.

ROSE McGOWAN TO STAR IN NEW SERIES

Rose McGowan has nabbed the lead role in the new television project Women in Chains!, a violent drama set at a woman's prison.

In case you didn't know, she's also fucking the creator, Director Robert Rodriguez whom she's also engaged to. Didn't he just get a divorce? The pair met on the set of a their film Planet Terror, and he left his long-term wife for her.

McGowan will play one of five chained women at the center of the show, which Rodriguez is expected to direct. Chains also is rumored to be fashioned with a 1970s exploitation sensibility. No word on when this show will air, since it currently doen not have a network.

I could totally see this show on HBO, FX or SHOWTIME. u can get away with nudity on there.

P.S. Wasn't there a trailer shown in one of the scenes of Planet terror about women in prison? I wonder if this is where the idea came from?

STRAIGHT TO DVD

The once-hot actress, Mischa Barton has gone from doing the O.C. to shitty horror films like this. Click below to check out the trailer for Mischa's latest movie, Walled In.

RAVEN'S BIGGEST FAN COMES FOR HER HARD

You know you're in trouble when the creator of her biggest fan site, Raven-Symone.org, comes for you in an email.

Here is what he had to say:

CLOSED
The time has come for me to personally close the site. We were at the top of our game and I cannot be more happy with the way the site had gone. The members were all so loyal. However I made the decision to close the site based on this past year. This was supposed to be the best year for Raven professionally and she wasted it! The movie did great, she promoted I couldn't have been happier, I got to meet her and even though she was very standoffish it completed my goal of wanting to meet her.

The whole album deal just infuriates me! She had a great album and she refused to do anything with it. She ended up selling only 4,400 copies!!!! That is a huge flop. She did zero promotion and didn't acknowledge it on her OWN official website which showed little to no care for this album which is sad. What just did it for me was her management team, we were told we would get an interview for the website 4 months ago… then it comes time for it and they decide we don't need it. Cause raven is so busy right? All the promotion we did online for years was nothing but free promotion for them. I am done supporting someone who just doesn't care about her projects. I wish all the fans well and as for me, I have finally moved on…
derrick@raven-symone.org

I remember recently reading on madonnaTribe.com that the site creator went through the same thing with Madonna (or her people, if you will). They put so much time and hard work into these sites because they have nothing but love for you, and he didn't get tickets to her Roseland performance. I love madonna, but from her capitalist ways, we all know money is more important to her. She would rather you spend money or wait on line for days just to see her perform for thirty minutes. my whole point to this is treat your fans with respect. As fast as they make you the star that youi are, is as fast as they can take it all away.

TYRA BANKS OR TYRA ALLURE?

Trannylicious Tyra on the cover of this weekend's The New York Times Magazine. For a minute I couldn't tell if I was looking at Tyra or RuPaul.

REUNION OVERLOAD

Word on the street is that Patty LaBelle, Nona Hendryx, and Sarah Dash have officially reunited as R&B trio Labelle and will issue their first album of original songs in 33 years. Rocker Lenny Kravitz will be contributing to the new untitled album.

Labelle is best known for the hit song Lady Marmalade. I loooove me some Patti, but did LaBelle have any other hits besides Lady Marmalade?

LUDA PERFORMS AND WINS AWARD AT PLANET GREEN EVENT

Yesterday, Planet Green Premiere Event and Concert took place at The Los Angeles Greek Theater in Los Angeles, CA. Above is a picture of the Ludacris and his new bff Tommy Lee. I did hear rumblings about them doing a reality show together for Planet Green. Not too sure of what has come of that project as of late.

WOMAN PUT IN JAIL FOR BLASTING MADONNA'S MUSIC

A woman has been jailed for three months after breaching an Asbo forbidding her from upsetting the neighbours by playing Madonna songs at high volume.

Council officers spent two years and 20,000 of taxpayers' cash trying to silence Tracey Kirby.

But even a court order seizing her hi-fi failed to stop the 33-year-old, who hit back by borrowing another stereo.

After three years of complaints from her neighbours, the mother of three was handed an anti-social behaviour order in February, banning her from playing loud music at her home in Rishton, Lancashire.

Having breached the order 11 times, Kirby was sentenced to 90 days in prison after probation officers said she would not respond to another court order.

Kirby's neighbour Dave Schofield, 33, who shares his home with girlfriend Karen Lee, 28, and 11-year-old daughter Jordan-Louise, said: 'At its height this woman played Madonna and rave music at full blast at all times of the day and night.

'She loves her karaoke, too, but she screams a lot and obviously can't sing.

'Our daughter woke up because her bed was vibrating from the noise. It was that loud.

'It has affected Karen's work because she couldn't sleep at night and was still tired in the morning.

'We've lived here for about four years and it has been going on for about three.'

Hyndburn Council served a noise abatement notice on Kirby in October 2006 after residents' diaries showed how she continually pumped up the volume while playing Madonna songs.

Last year, noise officers were called to her home again over reports of yet more loud music and she admitted borrowing a 'little stereo' from a friend.

Kirby pleaded guilty to breaching the Asbo on March 27, as well as April 19 and 22.

Defence solicitor Graeme Parkinson told Hyndburn magistrates: 'I have grave concerns about the way Tracey will get on in custody because it's obvious she has problems.'

He added, however: 'Just what problems she is suffering from nobody can say for sure.'

I wonder how long would you get if you blasted Mariah's music?

P.S. Do you think this is what Madonna would really look like if she wasn't doing oxygen facials

IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN TODAY!

The bombshell witness in the R. Kelly trial -– a woman who claims she had a three-way with R. and the alleged victim – is due to testify today.

The defense is clearly rattled – they tried to force her removal from the witness list completely, but the judge nixed that. The woman, who lives in Georgia, is expected to ID the girl on the tape and to verify that she was a minor at the time.

Yesterday, R. KELLY’s former personal assistant has identified the star as the man in the sex tape at the centre of his child pornography trial - and admitted she knows the alleged underage victim.

Lindsey Perryman told the jury at the Chicago, Illinois courthouse on Tuesday (27May08) that she was “110 per cent” sure Kelly appeared in the tape. She also identified the girl in the video, insisting she was between 13 and 14 years old at the time the explicit footage was recorded.

Perryman claims the alleged victim regularly visited Kelly at his recording studio, and on one occasion turned up with a pillow and an overnight bag.

She told the court: “I did not want to believe it was Mr Kelly (in the tape).

“I think so highly of him and his family, they have been so good to me. He treated me and the people who worked for him well.”

However, Bennie Edwards Jr., a relative of the alleged victim, confessed he was unable to identify the people in the video.

He said: “It favoured Mr Kelly, but you only saw the bottom half of a goatee.”

Asked if he could identify the female as his family member, he replied: “No. It’s not her character.”

Kelly stands accused of videotaping himself having sex with a 13-year-old girl, and could face up to 15 years in prison if found guilty. He denies the charges.

SOURCE: DREWREPORTS.COM

Usher loses his mind on TRL!

usher is so fake and the thing he's really good at is cooking up some fake drama to sell his records. Miss honey needs to calm down. Someone definitely has something to proove to the world about his marriage to Maneka for him to be queening it out on tv. i would have loved for him to do that shit on Wendy Willaims show (which he never will). Miss Raymond definitely knows where he can get away with the diva antics. Check out the video below.

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T.I. TO GET HIS OWN REALITY SHOW

Rapper T.I. is the latest celebrity to join the reality tv circuit.

The hip-hop star will perform more than 1,000 of community service before beginning to serve his one-year prison sentence next spring.Ish Entertainment is behind the untitled series, which has scored an eight-episode order from MTV.

Cameras already chronicled T.I.’s release from house arrest, and shooting will start in earnest this summer, leading up to his return to jail in early 2009.

The Lil Kim reality show did the same thing on BET (except there was no community service for her. We got to see her get her business priorities in order before she went off to jail). Foxy's got some competition now.

MAN ARRESTED AT 50′S CRIB FOR CHOKING A WOMAN

Police arrested an employee of G-Unit head 50 Cent last night after receiving a call from a 22-year-old woman who said the man choked her and struck her with a belt during an argument.

The incident occurred at Fif’s Connecticut mansion, according to the New Britain Herald.

Dwayne McKenzie, 27, was taken into custody and charged with assault, strangulation, breach of peace and unlawful restraint.

The Farmington newspaper is reporting McKenzie was already released recently for participating in another violent act. He was on conditional discharge for allegedly pistol-whipping a nightclub promoter in Hartford, Connecticut.

McKenzie is due back in court July 15 after being released on a $10, 000 bond.-Jayson Rodriguez

I always say when a man puts his hands on a woman, he's got something to hide about himself, if you know what I'm saying (and I think you do).

BUSTA RHYMES CD COVER

Here is the official artwork for Busta Rhymes forthcoming album, “Blessed” which is due in stores July 1.

MORE WINS ON THE GAY MARRIAGE ISSUE

California officials announced Wednesday that starting June 17, gay couples will be able to wed in the state. In New York, Gov. David Paterson said that agencies in his state would recognize gay marriage performed in other states. That's great and all, but instead of acknowledging gay marriage in NYC if you've married elsewhere, why not make it legal here as well? Does NYC government officials have any idea how many fags live in NYC alone?

NAS RELEASES HIS NIGGER FLIER

Even though Nas recently changed the title of his new album from “N*gger” to simply Nas, a new flier hit the internet that advertises a screening for his new video “Be A N*gger Too.” The flier shows feet bound with a rope and swinging above a lawn suggesting that the person was hanged. The flier promises a private screening in New York City for the clip but does not specify a date.

Hot 97 is reporting that Nas recently shot the video with director Rik Cordero in both Los Angeles and New York. The video will feature several celebrity cameos and a plot line drawn from a film dealing with race relations in America. Nas’ upcoming album is slated for release July 1.

MISSY REVEALS TITLE OF NEW CD

Missy Elliott has chosen FANomenal as the title for her seventh studio album.

“I had a contest and we had so many people taking part. There were so many fans and I decided I wanted to dedicate it to my fans and spell it with F-A-N, FANomenal. I have had so many people sticking with Missy from day one. So this album is for them,” Missy told Kuala Lumpur’s Malay Mail. I think the title is cute.
The first single is rumored to be “Act a Fool” and the album will be released in late summer.

GOT BOAT???

Word on the street is that Brandy's little brother, Ray J, was kicked out of the Hyatt in DC on Saturday morning. Apparently security found weed and a club drug called "Boat" in his room. If you have no idea what Boat is, it's the street name for PCP. There's also something else called "Love Boat" which is a joint dipped in formaldehyde. I ain't trying to fuck with something that makes you hallucinate. You think Whitney got him hooked on that shit?

TMZ reports that security only came to Ray J's room, because they got a complaint about the noise. He tried to bribe security, but they weren't having it. He left the hotel and checked into a Holiday Inn down the street. Was the Motel 6 not taking any strays???

Ray J's rep told TMZ, "The altercation did not directly affect Ray J -- it was people in his entourage. But he did the gentlemanly thing and left the hotel anyway."

Tip #347 in the Z-lister's handbook: Always blame the entourage!

IS HE HELPING OR ENABLING HER?

Below is a video of Daddy Spears and Britney doing it up at Christian Audigier's Birthday party the other night. When Papa Spears notices they are being videotaped, he quickly moves the booze away from Brit Brit. Check out the video below.

WINO WILL BE DOING BOND AFTER ALL

No not in that way. That would kill my crush on Daniel Craig for all eternity. Amy Winehouse has confirmed that she is working on the Bond theme for "Quantum of Solace." Last week, I reported that there was talk of Beyonce instead doing the song, but Wino insists she's the one. She said, "I've written the song. If they like it, they like it. If they don't, they don't."

Wino went on to say that she's sort of pissed at the Bond bosses. She told the Daily Star, “I’ve done loads of Bond songs, there are loads of good ones I’m really happy with. I don’t know what is wrong with them or what the problem is, to be honest. It’s there, ready and done, and it’s up to them if they want it or not.”

A source close to the Bond bosses claim it's a delicate stage, “Amy is still seen as damaged goods – she will have to prove she’s on the road to recovery before she’s signed up.”

Too bad the road to recovery is lined with crack houses.

NOW THAT IT'S LEGAL FOR THE GAYS IN CALI...

The Daily Star is reporting that Lezzy Lohan has been telling friends (aka anyone who will listen) she will marry SaMANtha Ronson. Just for the record, Lohan's bitches have denied she's rubbing purses with Ronson.

Lezzy was spotted wearing a ring on her engagement finger this past weekend in Cannes sparking rumors that she's engaged. Lohan reportedly said she's planning a partnership ceremony at Dollywood in July. Yes, Dolly Parton's theme park. And you know how Dolly LOVES the kids!

And what does Michael Lohan think of all this girl-on-girl action? He recently spoke to UsWeekly that Lezzy's romance with SaMANtha "is evident to anyone with half a brain." In related news, Orangina Lohan has denied her daughter is even dating SaMANtha.

ROOSTER WANTS TO BE LIKE HIS BROTHER

Matthew McConaughey has a brother and his name is Rooster. I kid you not. And get this: Rooster has a son named Miller Lite, after his favorite beer. You cannot make this shit up! His real name is Michael Patrick McConaughey, but Rooster is justy plain funny. Whenever I think of Rooster, I think of Tim Curry in Annie. Mateo's brother could never be that stylish though.



Anyway, the reason why I'm telling you all this, is because Rooster is getting his own reality show. What the hell makes him more interesting than say Denise Richards and Orangina Lohan you ask??? Well, People magazine reports that Rooster is starring in Black Gold, a new reality show on TruTV. The show is about the race to find oil in Texas. Rooster's job is to supply the pipes for drills. Why not call Bush and Cheney??? If anyone knows how to find oil it would be those two yahoos.

No word as to when this show will premiere.

IS THIS BIG GAY AL???

Crunk + Disorderly posted a couple of pictures of what's alleged to be Gay Al Reynolds. No word on exactly when these pics were taken, but if it is him (I have a feeling that it isn't), I hate to admit it, but he's looking kind of hot. Actually, I could say this guy looks like Wilson Cruz as well. What do you guys think?

ARE THOSE PAMPERS YOU'RE WEARING, OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?

In the words of a certain singing crack head, what kind of fuckery is this? Apparently, Amy Wino has resorted to wearing pampers out of the house (I always thought
crack and heroin use caused constipation, not diarrhea?)



Maybe it's an oversized maxi-pad, because she has a heavy flow. I really don't want to go there and admit it's a diaper. Oh hell, who am I fooling? They don't even make tampons that big for fat bitches. She could have at last worn Pull-Ups. After all, she is a big kid now. Whatever the reason may be for you coming out of the house looking like that, you should go to the doctor and get your situation checked out. I'm sure they have medications for your problem.

NO MORE COONERY AND BAFOONERY FROM FLAV

Why you ask????

He's in love with the mother of his young son and he just proposed to her on the Flavor of Love reunion show. Which basically means, no more of that wretched VH1 show will air new shows on tv. There is a GOD. What was the point of this show in the first place? Flav never stays with the women he chooses anyway, and within good reason. Would you want that Gramlin-looking bastard breathing on top of you while he's doing the in-and-out? I pity the donkey who just had his baby. Click below to watch it all go down.

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R.I.P.

Rapper & Actor Xzibit (he stars in the upcoming X Files 2) over the weekend lost his son who was born premature. Xzibit posted the following on hisMySpace blog:

AS you all know, I shared with you the announcement of my newborn son Xavier Kingston Joiner on may 15th and also informed you that he was born prematurely. well this week was extremly difficult for him because his lungs were not strong enough to handle regular oxygen on his own. Xavier passed away this morning at 3:30am and I must tell you this, It is unatural for a parent to bury a child. I am telling you this because of the same reason I tell you when im having great times, life is too short to be fake. Hold on to your kids if you have them, protect them and show them you love them everyday you wake up and see them, dont take a second you get to hug them teach them and care for them for granted. You can have all the material wealth in the universe but it is NOTHING compared to having your family. I am thankful for all of my blessings and im not one to question God's perfect plan, so I leave you with great love and thanks for the love that was sent earlier on my pervious blog to my son. Of course I need to take some time and handle my loss, STAY FOCUSED PEOPLE. Its not promised to any of us.

R.I.P Xavier May 15th 2008- May 26th 2008

It is definitely hard to bury a loved one, especially when it's your own child. My heart and condolences go out to Xzibit and his family.

HOW YOU DOIN??????

The UK boy band Boyzone have released this new image to publicize their big reunion tour. NKOTB would have never thought about doing this.

BRUCE LEE HITS THE STAGE

Legendary marshall arts master Bruce Lee will be heading to the Broadway stage sometime in 2010.

The show is titled Bruce Lee: Journey to the West and it will trace Lee's journey to film stardom.

It will be a mixture of martial arts, Chinese opera, and pop music acts as well.

The part of Lee has not been cast yet, but Bartlett Sher will direct. Sher's winning lots of acclaim this season for his direction of the Lincoln Center Theatre revival of South Pacific.

I look foward to seeing this play when it hits NYC. Here's hope to doing this play justice.

LORI LOUGHLIN GIVES US AN INSIGHT INTO 90210 ROLE

Actress Lori Loughlin (Aunt Becky from Full House to my generation), has been spilling the beans to anyone who will listen about her role on the upcoming CW series, 90210. Here's what she had to say about her character Celia Mills.

Lori says about her role on the show, "What I love about my character is she’s not just the mom that’s home parenting — she’s got a career! She’s a photographer — she’s in the workplace. She was making a move from the Midwest to California, so it’s about her adjustment to her new lifestyle.”

As for the family Lori will be portraying, she says, "It’s the same premise in the fact that it is a brother and sister moving from the Midwest to California, but other than that, they’re not twins. One is my biological daughter. The other is my adopted son, who is African-American. So it’s a contemporary family. It’s fitting more of what’s happening today in families.”

But unlike the original show, Lori won't be living the rich life.

She continues, “Yes, modest living. We go to live with my mother-in-law who is ailing and played by Jessica Walters, and she was supposedly a big movie star in the 1970s. But we move in with her. So, we live in Beverly Hills but we’re not like in a big mansion.”

She finally concludes, “The spin-off is a whole new group of younger kids. They’re what teenagers are going through now in high school, and I’m the mom. It’s going to be really good — a little more interesting — because you’ve got like the parents and their lives and Rob Estes is my husband. I’m very excited about that!”

What I would be more excited about is if they brought Brenda back to the show.

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Ugly Betty's message to Madonna

Apparently someone on Ugly Betty is a HUGE fan of Madonna, because they have been using her music on the show as of late. "Give It To Me" was used in the show's promos. Then they used three songs from the Hard Candy cd in the finale (as well as Jump from the COADF cd). Now Betty sends out a video asking Madonna to sign an autographed cd for her nephew, Justin. Could we be seeing Madge on next season's Ugly Betty? They already have Vicky B. and Lindsay Lohan signed on for a few episodes next season.

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Morning Wood

R. KELLY'S BACK UP SINGER THROWS HIM UNDER THE BUS

A former backup singer for R. Kelly cried at his child pornography trial Thursday as she described introducing the R&B star to the victim in the sex tape when the girl was 12 or 13.

“He liked her spirit. She was a very jolly person,” said Stephanie Edwards. The victim is a relative of hers, Edwards said. He probably liked how jolly (and young) her vajayjay was as well.

She also leaned forward and identified the Grammy winner as the man she saw on the sex tape at the center of the trial.

“You know your blood….You just know your family,” she said.

The testimony is part of prosecutors’ attempt to prove to the jury that the two people on the 27-minute homemade video are Kelly and the alleged victim. Both he and the female - now 23 years old - have denied they are in the footage.

Kelly, 41, faces up to 15 years in prison for child pornography for allegedly videotaping himself having sex with an underage girl. He has pleaded not guilty.

USHER WANTS THE WORLD TO KNOW THAT HIS MARRIAGE IS AS TIGHT AS EVER

News sources are confirming that Usher and Tameka did NOT call it quits:

“The R&B star’s manager calls an anonymously sourced breakup report on the [internet] ‘100 percent not true.’

‘Usher and Tameka are currently traveling in Europe together as a family (circus) on his promotional tour,’ Benny Medina [said]. ‘This rumor is completely false.’ Not to mention, Tameka—who’s also the mother of 6-month-old Usher Raymond V—was spotted with her hubby of nearly nine months at an MTV taping on Sunday.”

Oh please. There's so much riding on this marriage, I wouldn't be surprised if Ush shelled out more money to keep donkey-ass Maneka around.

RIHANNA EXPLAINS WHAT MAKES HER STAND OUT FROM OTHER ARTISTS

Pop singer RIHANNA has credited her shorter hairdo with distinguishing her from other pop stars - and for allowing her to discover herself.

The 20-year-old rebelled against her record label’s wishes last year (07) when she chopped her long locks into an edgy pixie cut to coincide with the release of her album Good Girl Gone Bad.

And the Umbrella hitmaker insists the change in style helped her establish her independence.

She says, “I felt like the whole world had long, curly, flowy blonde hair. Ciara, Beyonce, Mariah, Christina Milian. Everybody wanted to be like everybody else. So I cut my hair and they (Def Jam) made me put my long hair back in (as extensions).

“The second time, I didn’t have any discussions, nothing. I just cut it, I dyed it black, I went into the studio making music my way. I found myself all at once. I like things strong, edgy, a little to the left. I don’t like things that are expected - nothing cliched.”

And this is why I got nothing but love for RiRi. She stuck to her guns, and wound up putting out the best cd of her three-year career. Keep it up girl. We need more artists who aren't afraid to venture to the left. If anyone notices, no one is calling Rihanna Beyonce anymore.

JOHN McCAIN LOVES THE GAYS

John McCain was on Ellen Degeneres' show and she brought up the subject of gay marriage. Dun dun dun! Ellen started by saying that she wanted to address " the elephant in the room." I was expecting Mike Huckabee to come out with glazed donuts and GWB to follow behind with a coffee jug. Unfortunately, that didn't happen.

No big surprise that ol' Johnny doesn't believe in gay marriage. Duh he has to play to his base. Ellen used the opportunity to voice her opinion, "I think that it is looked at and some people are saying the same that blacks and women did not have the right to vote. Women just got the right to vote in 1920. Blacks didn't have the right to vote till 1870. It just feels like there's this old way of thinking (that) we are not all the same. We are all the same people. All of us. You're no different than I am. Our love is the same." Ellen is right. We are all the same people. I know many blacks hate when there are comparisons to the struggles of black and gays, but in my opinion, we all have discrimination in common. And I don't think anyone who is oppressed (or has experienced oppression should discriminate against others).

Ellen went on to say, " It sounds to me like saying well you can sit there (points in one direction), you just can't sit there (points in another direction). That's what it sounds like to me. It doesn't feel inclusive. It feels isolated. It feels like we aren't owed the same things and the same wording." DUH! You think these powerful white men want anyone who isn't like them sitting at their table in the lunchroom? Oh hell no!

John responded, "I've heard you articulate that position in a very eloquent fashion. We just have a disagreement and I, along with many, many others wish you every happiness." Whatever grandpa. People who make snide reads like that you just wanna slap the shit out of them. I know I do.

Ellen finished with a joke, "Thank you. So you'll walk me down the aisle? Is that what you said?"

McCain doesn't believe in gay marriage and I don't believe in old people running for president. Someone get this prick some Medamucil!

MADONNA ON NIGHTLINE

Madonna did a very revealing and in-depth interview from Cannes with ABC News's Cynthia McFadden, on tonight's episode of Nightline. Here are the highlights of the interview:

On Turning 50:
McFadden: Is it just a number? Most women will not say how much they weigh. My age doesn’t bother me. My weight I would never tell. Do you care about it as a number?
Madonna: If I didn’t feel good and wasn’t doing what I wanted to do with my life maybe that would bother me. But I feel good about what I’m doing. I feel like in a way it’s given me a feeling of accomplishment for living this long and to still be able to do what I want to do and feel as good as I do. It’s a blessing.
McFadden: Do you have a birthday wish?
Madonna: No. I don’t. I’m not thinking about my birthday? Why’s everyone rushing me over the finish line?
McFadden: Oh, because we have you here to torture.
Madonna: No, I’m not thinking about my birthday. I’m thinking about what I’m going to eat for dinner tonight. That’s my future plan.

On her looks:
Madonna: I don’t look at old pictures of myself.
McFadden: You don’t? From the old days?
Madonna: I don’t look at pictures of myself from last week. Once I’ve approved of them, they’re gone.
McFadden: So you don’t feel any competition with the Madonna of old?
Madonna: I like the way I look better now.
McFadden: What do you like better?
Madonna: My thighs aren’t as chubby. I’m not kidding. I’m being perfectly honest with you.
McFadden: You say in one of the lyrics on your new album, “I feel beautiful when I’m dancing.”
Madonna: Yeah, I have been dancing a lot lately. That’s probably why I like my thighs better.
McFadden: But do you feel beautiful the rest of the time too or not? How do you see yourself?
Madonna: I see myself as practical and handsome and useful. I don’t think of myself as a great beauty. But I think of myself as stylish.

On Working with Justin Timberlake and Pharell on her new album:
McFadden: You beat Elvis’ record. More songs in the top ten than any other…
Madonna: Yeah! That’s the record to beat.
McFadden: You hear something like that, and what do you think?
Madonna: Then I go back to work.
That’s my reaction. Not that I am going to rest on my laurels, but now I really have to do even better. I think that’s why I decided to do this record with Justin Timberlake, and Pharell. Because they have strong personalities. You could say they’re divas in their own right.
McFadden: You’re used to being the only diva on the premises.
Madonna: Well, like in the square footage.
McFadden: Well, in the recording studio?
Madonna: Yeah.
McFadden: Well what was it like to sit down and write with these guys who are divas of their own?
Madonna: Well, we all had our hiccups where we jockeyed for positions and we tried to get to know each other because song writing is a very intimate experience. I would say there were a few uncomfortable moments.
Madonna: But with Pharell, he actually made me cry. I’ve never told anyone that before. There. Out with it. Headlines [gesturing].
McFadden: Why did he make you cry?
Madonna: I don’t know. I think I was just having a bad day. You know when you’re not fine. You know sometimes when you just burst into tears for no reason?
McFadden: In front of him?
Madonna: I did right there in front of him.

On Adoption and her son David, whom she spotted in the arms of a young girl at an orphanage:
McFadden: Is that when you fell in love?
Madonna: The first time that I saw him [David], she was carrying him. And that was the moment when it all rack focused for me. ‘Oh my God, she’s 8 and she’s taking care of a six month old child and so first I was drawn to her. Where does she get her strength from? And then I was drawn to him and I started carrying him around for her. When I came back the next time, that’s when he was ill and that’s when I really knew that I had a connection to him.

On discovering Malawi:
Madonna: Well, I went to Malawi thinking I am going to save these people. I’m gonna build orphan care centers and come to their rescue. And I am going to do what I should be doing, sharing my experience, sharing my wealth with people who don’t. And I went there thinking well I don’t and we don’t. Because I don’t have that joy, that appreciation. I do in moments but not on a regular basis. I’ve never seen so much sort of tangible suffering, but I’ve never experienced so much joy and openness.

BOW WOW WANTS TO ACT FULL TIME

Rapper/'actor' Bow Wow will be joining the boys on Entourage in season 5, according to the Hollywood Reporter. Bow Wow has been cast as Charlie, a new stand-up comic client of E, played by Kevin Connolly.

Bow Wow (real name Shad Moss) tells the Hollywood Reporter that he's going to focus on acting full time because wants to be like Will Smith. Which is just as well, because Bow Wow ain't selling records as a solo artist and as a side project with Omarion. He says, "After 16 years in the music industry and six successful albums, I've decided to shift my energy to something else I'm passionate about, acting. I'm going to try to be the next Will Smith."

Which means, you're going to have to keep your relationship with Omarion on the low and marry a dyke so that you can bee a Hollywood darling. You know Jada eats pussy on the regular, while Will's munching on Duane Martin's ass!

Bow Wow has also been cast in the upcoming sports drama Patriots opposite Forest Whitaker and Isaiah Washington, reports the Hollywood Reporter.

OH HELL TO THE NAW!

Since Wino has dropped out of doing music altogether, another singer will soon step into the bond role. Producers of "Quantum of Solace" are apparently talking to Beyonce about singing the next Bond theme. The song was written by Amanda Ghost (love her) and Beyonce would also work with Bond composer John Barry.

Wino was working with Mark Ronson on the track, but she can't be bothered with it anymore. That crack is holding wino back.

I'm not feeling Beyonce screeching on a Bond track. Isn't Dame Shirley Bassey still alive? Give her a call. She has sang some of the most famous theme songs in the history of Bond films. Or maybe self-proclaimed "Alien from Outer Space" Janelle Monae would be good. I'm sure they're only going for a big name though.

Who do you think should sing the Quantum of Solace theme?

CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS

Joan Collins (75)
Lane Garrison (28)
Kelly Monaco (32)
Ken Jennings (34)
Jewel (34)
Maxwell (35)
Eric Nies (37)
Guinevere Turner (40)
Tom Tykwer (43)
Karen Duffy (46)
Lea DeLaria (50)
Drew Carey (50)
Charles Kimbrough (72)

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE: STRIPPER EDITION

My favorite summer guilty pleasure So You Think you Can Dance premiered it's fourth season on Thursday. Here are a few highlights.

Once they got past the cocky Italian eye candy the dancing, good or bad, did not disappoint. But, uh, let's just pause on the former, Jonathan Anzalone, for a second.



Anzalone: "All I want is to show myself. I just want to get attention from people, that's all." And baby, you can show yourself all day long. the boy is hot, but one thing I cannot stand on a hot guy is their fucking arrogant attitude. And since you won't make it as a professional dancer on a competition show, there's always go go dancing a a Hollywood gay club. Or why don't you give Chi Chi LaRue a call? I'm sure she could use another hot bottom. Click below to watch Anzalone, some other highlights including another dude who stripped down to his skivvies to perform his routine.

DAVID BECKHAM WOULD BE PROUD

British comic James Corden (he stars in the BAFTA-winning sitcom Gavin and Stacey) posed in the UK's Heat magazine, spoofing David Beckham's underwear ad.

VICKY B'S ABOUT TO GET UGLY

Word on the street is that Victoria Beckham is headed back to Ugly Betty for a long term stint, according to U.K. Vogue.

An on-set source revealed, "The producers are delighted she will return."

Posh did a faboo job playing herself opposite Vanessa Williams. How hard could it be to pout for an hour and utter "this is mayjah!?"

The report doesn't reveal how many episodes Lady Becks will grace or when we can expect the Posh episodes to air.

I just hope Ugly Betty doesn't turn into Will & Grace with guest star overload. get back on track with the funny of the first season, and less with the melodramatics of season 2.

HOSPITAL WORKER ARRESTED FOR PERFORMING ORAL SEX ON PATIENT

The Miami Herald reports that hospital worker Pedro Gonzales surrendered to Miami police on Wednesday after police say he performed oral sex on a male patient who was just waking up from anesthesia following surgery.

The alleged sexual assault victim was a patient at Miami's Mount Sinai Hospital. Gonzalez attended to the victim after surgery and wheeled him from a recovery room to a standard room and helped him onto the bed.

According to a police report, ”He began to perform oral sex” on the patient, who pushed him away. The patient later told detectives that even though he was coming off the effects of the anesthesia, he can ID [the suspect] and was aware of the act.”

The police report said Gonzalez came back to the room twice to ”check on” him.

After a nurse ignored his complaint, the patient called Miami Beach police.

CARFUCKER

This is a continuation of this post about a dude who has had sex with 1,000 cars. The FIVE channel in the UK did a documentary on his story airing next Wednesday. American affiliates need to get their hands on this shit!

In the above clip, Edward talks about what it's like having anal sex with cars. And I thought I heard it all. I'll never look at a car the same way again.

CELEBRITY BEARD HAS FOUND HER ANOTHER QUEEN TO ACCOMPANY

She done found herself another Miss Honey!

Word on the street is that celebrity beard Tracey Edmonds is dating Diddy (isn't he allegedly fucking Cassie?), according to reports coming out of Cannes (emphasis on the word "Coming Out."

First, she was married to music producer Kenneth "Babyface" Edmonds. Then, she was married to Eddie Murphy, though that lasted all of a few weeks. Because we all know what Eddie really likes, if you know what I'm saying, and I think you do.

Now, she's sunk her teeth into Puffy's pufta!

And, Eddie's famewhore-loving former wife just can't keep her trap shut!!!!!

Tracey is already speaking out about Diddy.

She gushed at a party, "Diddy is the funniest man I've ever met. I'm so lucky to find someone so soon after Eddie. It's early days - we've only been on three or four dates - but he's whisked me off my feet. I don't know about wedding bells but he's definitely the man for me." He probably spent the whole night talking about himself.

After he get's tired of her ass and drops her like a hot potato, once the smoke clears, he'll go right back to celebrity babymother of the Millenium, Kim porter.

R KELLY FAN ARRESTED

An R. Kelly fan named Debra Triplett was arrested on Thursday inside the courthouse, according to reports.

Triplett was able to sneak in to the supposedly secure building and then positioned herself next to the elevator bank the jurors used.

She's, what we'd call, a "devoted" fan!

As the jurors were walking into the courtroom, Triplett screamed "Free R. Kelly" numerous times before she was arrested.

The judge in the Kelly case has reportedly ruled that Triplett was in contempt of court. She now faces $50,000 bail and a hearing on June 25th.

We hope R. pays for her legal bills!

Source: PerezHilton.com

Maybe he can add this as another chapter to his Trapped in The Closet series?