Friday, February 29, 2008

"Pregnant woman uses train toilet, baby slips out"

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A newborn baby girl survived an ignoble birth after slipping down the toilet bowl of a moving Indian train onto the tracks when a pregnant woman unexpectedly gave birth while relieving herself on Tuesday.

"My delivery was so sudden," said the Bhuri Kalbi, the mother of the infant, born two months prematurely. "I did not even realize that my child had slipped from the hole in the toilet."

Kalbi, a 33-year-old woman from a village in Rajasthan, fainted on the toilet seat after the birth for a few minutes before waking up and alerting her family.

"They stopped the train and ran on the tracks to find the baby," she said, speaking from her hospital bed in the western city of Ahmedabad.

Railway staff at a nearby station were alerted and soon found the newborn girl lying uninjured on pebbles by the track. She is now in intensive care because of her premature birth, doctors said.

Most toilets on Indian trains are filthy chutes emptying directly onto the tracks.

GOD ANSWERS PRAYERS QUICKLY

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As fast as they giveth, is as fast as they taketh away!

Mischa Barton has turned down the Gossip Gir role offered to her.

Her talkpiece states, "She will not be on the show. She was approached, but her reps passed.”

Ha!

Gossip Girl fans, break open the expensive champagne!

Your show won't be ruined!

SMELLS LIKE BERRIES

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It was announced Thursday that Academy Award-winning actress Halle Berry is partnering with cosmetics giant Coty. She's set to develop a fragrance and appear in its advertising campaign.

Berry's line will launch in Spring 2009.

She should have her babydaddy, model Gabriel Aubry, develop a men's fragrance too!

The mom-to-be's line will be available in "mid-tier" department stores, like J.C. Penney, and then will move into the mass market…like Wal-Mart.

A Coty exec said they're "committed to bringing luxury to the mass market".

According to the source, such celebrity deals include $3 million to $5 million up front, with a royalty of about 5 percent.

Coty declined to discuss the terms of Berry's deal.

SEX AND THE CITY: THE MOVIE

NOW ALL I'M WAITING FOR IS THE NOAH'S ARC MOVIE, AND THEN I CAN DIE A HAPPY MAN.

Janet To Madonna: "Kick That Bitch's Ass!"

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I love me some Janet. AND I love Madonna just the same. However, there isn't much love between the two!

The pop superstars are reported to have a very icy relationship towards each other.

Miss Jackson (if you nasty!) sharpened her claws a bit during a new interview with my favorite fagulous rag HX.

Meow!

HX: I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but there's an Internet war between Janet and Madonna fans. I know you and Madonna had some beef in the '90s, but do you think the heat between Madonna and Janet fans has any validity?
Janet: No—I didn't know this was going on. [Laughs]

They argue, make videos and, of course, it's mostly the gay fans. So people are curious: What are your thoughts on Madonna now?
I think she's done wonderful things. She's done great things in her career, in her life, and more power to her. I think fans will always be that way—always. They're just incredibly loyal and they love you so much that if anyone says anything remotely negative, they're there to just immediately jump on them. It'll always be that way—very loyal.

If a "Janet" drag queen had to battle a "Madonna" drag queen, what advice would you give the "Janet" queen?
Kick the bitch's ass!


That's hilarious. I don't think there is a real beef between janet and Madonna. The same queens who always want to compare and diss mariah whenever madonna is mentioned I'm sure is behind this as well. Personally, I think a Madonna drag queen could kick a janet drag queen's ass. Need proof??? choroegraphy wise, madonna always brings something new, while janet continues to do the same tired militant Rhythm Nation moves. It may be time to get a new choreographer Janet. I still love you tho and Discipline is hot.

NICOLE RICHIE HEADING TO BROADWAY???

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Get ready Broadway, Nicole Richie wants to come and torture your ears!

It's rumored that the new mom might be pulling an Asslee Simpson in Chicago in the role of Roxie.

Sources say she is seriously considering moving to NYC to make this career change. And another insider tells Us Weekly, "Nicole's definitely interested and is weighing it out."

Nicole is supposedly a trained dancer and musician. Don't embarrass the legacy of your family (you know, Lionel Richie and Sheila E.)

EXPERIENCING A LITTLE GROUNDHOG DAY

Janet Jackson just appeared on Ellen and performed Feedback the EXACT same way as she did on Good Morning America earlier this week.

Same poodle wig. Same choreography. Almost identical outfit and everything!

Can't she just stand there and have the dancers learn new moves?

She even had the same prop! That big exercise ball. janet, come with some originality for once, or your career will be a wrap faster than you can say Kelly Rowland.

CELEBRITY QUOTE OF THE DAY

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"Right now I just want to find a great script, a great role. I was so used to working and working and working, and for a good few months there was nothing for me to do. Now I know what it's like to be an out-of-work actor, and how much it scares me."

- Lindsay Lohan tells the new issue of Paper magazine

SOME GOOD NEWS FOR WINEHOUSE

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Finally, some good news for Amy Winehouse!

Scotland Yard has decided to drop Wino from the conspiracy to pervert the course of justice case involving her husband, the incarcerated Blake Fielder-Civil.

She was arrested 'by appointment' in December and voluntarily took part in police questioning.

A spokesman for the Wino said: “Amy is pleased to be discounted from the investigation and thanks the police for their professionalism in their dealings with her.”

Also, speculation from early in the week was confirmed today. Ame's hubby was in a London court Friday facing those conspiracy to pervert the course of justice charges.

BUT the Grammy girl was not there standing by her man!

Many thought that she begged out of her scheduled Norwegian court appearance so she could be in London to support her Blake. She put on quite the show of support the last time the enabler was in front of the judge. During Fielder-Civil's November hearing the Winehouse blew kisses and mouthed, “I love you,” to him in the court room.

According to Winehouse's people, she did not attend because she is on her way to Paris today to perform at a party for fashion designer Louis Vuitton.

Really?

Paris is only two hours away from London on the EuroStar! Couldn't she have squeezed in the court appearance if she really wanted to?

Fielder-Civil pleaded not guilty and will remain in lock down at least until his next hearing on April 25th.

He's been in prison since November.

Have fun in Paris, Amy. Blake will have fun in jail!

LEDGER DOCTORS CLEARED

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As I mentioned yesterday, Federal drug investigators were interrogating two doctors concerning the death of actor Heath Ledger.

As of today, agents have ruled out any wrongdoing on both of their parts.

The doctors are not the source of the drugs OxyContin and Vicodin found in Ledger's system at the time of death.

Where'd he get them then????

Agents determined the physicians were responsible for prescribing Heath other medications, but they were not the prescribers of the main drugs responsible for his accidental overdose.

The investigation continues.

I think parents should take the time out to discuss with their children the crazy side effects of prescription drugs. there definitely needs to be an on going dialogue on this subject.

THEY BETTER NOT FUCK UP MY SHOW WITH THIS BITCH!

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The rumors are true.

Mischa Barton has a been approached to join the cast of Gossip Girl.

Why Ebony, Why?!?!?!?!?

The show seems FINE as it is.

Are the producers really that desperate???

I know Mischa is! Her film career is about as dead as Jessica Simpson's entire career.

Are the producers thinking that Mischa is going to have a Heather Locklear effect on the show?

Sorry…we don't think Mischa can do for Gossip Girl what Heather Locklear did for Melrose Place. No chance at all.

Chace, don't let them do it! Y'all don't need that crazy bitch polluting your set. And we don't need her trying to pull a Paris in our NYC clubs.

I WONDER HOW DR. DREW FEELS ABOUT THIS?

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Danny Zuko helped Kenicke kick his drug habit with Scientology!

Jeff Conaway, the guy who played Kenicke in the beloved movie musical Grease, reveals to Inside Edition that he kicked his drug habit by practicing Scientology.

The Celebrity Rehab patient says that John Travolta is the person responsible for introducing Conaway to Scientology.

Conaway proudly proclaims, "I've been doing Scientology…My doctor was like holy cow, he says whatever you've been doing keep doing it because it's really working."

Jeff isn't just practicing Scientology. He's really into it. The former druggie has some creepy person come to his home EVERY day!

He says, "John and I stayed friends but he couldn't watch me going down the tubes…He gave me a whole library of Scientology books and he's given me an auditor who comes almost every day."

Scientology rules!

I remember Conaway saying on Celebrity Rehab that he was abused as a child. he better watch his back once around crack pots like Miss Honey Travolta and that wack job Tom Cruise.

MIKE HUCKABEE LOVES THE GAYS!

Our favorite* Republikkkan presidential hopeful, Mike Huckabee, was on Tired Banks' talk show talking about the gays and same sex marriage.

He's so damn funny! he just makes you wanna get Ellen's dildo and smack him upside the head!

Click below to listen to him talk a whole bunch of bullshit.


LISTEN TO THIS: TEYANA TAYLOR

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Just like Milkshake did for Kelis, Google Me should do for upstart Teyana Taylor.

She's only 17 years old and she's already being touted as the next big thing by Pharell, who signed her to his record label.

She's like a cross between Kelis and Lil Mama

Google Me is a great hip hop anthem. The hook is killer.

You know you wanna sing along, "I'm a celebrity…"

lawd knows I definitely feel like one. note to Kelis: Give Pharrell a call so he can revive your flatlined music career.

Just like Milkshake did for Kelis, Google Me should do for upstart Teyana Taylor.

She's only 17 years old and she's already being touted as the next big thing by Pharell, who signed her to his record label.

We don't believe in hype, though. It's all about the music!

Google Me is a great hip hop anthem. The hook is killer.

You know you wanna sing along, "I'm a celebrity…"

Teyana taylor - Google Me



Teyana Taylor- Swagg

RUMOR: Sapphyri From Charm School Is PREGNANT With Suge Knight's Baby!!!

Suge Knight may have another soldier on the way. According to mediatakeout.com, Saaphyri, the winner of VH-1's Charm School is currently pregnant. And word going around Los Angeles is that the baby was fathered by Death Row Records' boss Suge Knight.

Dang, first Keyshia Cole's mom is alleged to be dating Pretty from I Love NY 2 (personally from the pics i saw, I believe they were just dancing and having a good time), and now this??? Congrats to both of them. And by the way, is there something in the air -cause dang near er'rybody's getting pregnant....

MARY J BLIGE'S EXPLOSIVE CLAIM: OPRAH DIDN'T LIKE ME BECAUSE I'M A N*GGA

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According to Mediatakeout.com, Mary J Blige was talkin' reckless to Vibe Magazine. Here's how the Queen of R&B Soul described her first meeting with Oprah Winfrey.

’Oprah was like, ‘I didn’t care for you, but it was when I got to know you that I realized who you were.’ Though Oprah is now a friend, Mary is not surprised at her opinion. ‘I understand somebody like her wouldn’t even feel me at all.’ Mary says. ‘I’m a n*gga, you know what I’m sayin? So when she said that to me, I was like, ‘Thank you for that honesty.’

This reminds me of that episode of Eli Stone, when James Avery's character was sued by a black attorney for not hiring him because he wasn't what uppity blacks consider on their level. Oprah comes off that way to me at times. You have to be a safe negro like Will Smith or Denzel Washington. Oprah couldn't be bothered with a Jay-Z or a 50Cent.

ANDRE 300 READY TO RECORD SOLO CD

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Outkast rapper ANDRE 3000 is heading into the studio to record his debut solo album. The Hey Ya! singer has focused his efforts on his movie career over the past couple of years - with star turns in such films as Be Cool, Four Brothers and Revolver. But Andre 3000 is eager to get back into music - as soon as his promotional duties for new Will Ferrell-starring comedy Semi-Pro come to an end. He tells MTV.com, "After I finish promoting Semi-Pro, I'm going to the studio and kind of staying in there for a while. I'll bang out something!" OutKast released their last album Speakerboxx/The Love Below in 2003. The double disc featured solo albums from both Big Boi and Andre 3000, but was released under the OutKast banner. Andre 3000's solo LP is expected to hit music store shelves later this year (08).

DAMN! HE CAN'T SEEM TO GET A BREAK

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R&B star Mario's chances of winning the upcoming season of "Dancing With The Stars," have taken a major hit - his professional partner has just undergone back surgery. Just two weeks before the start of the new series, Karina Smirnoff had surgery on Thursday morning. The dancer's former partner and boyfriend Mario Lopez has revealed Smirnoff suffered an injury during the recent Dancing With The Stars U.S. tour. He tells U.S. news show Extra she's expected "to make a full recovery" in time for the launch of the new season on 17 March (08). Don't you guys love Mario's purse?

DIDDY WINS ROUND ONE IN LEGAL BATTLE

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P. Diddy is set to stand trial in May for allegedly assualting a man outside of an Oscar party last February. The alleged victim, Gerard Rechnitzer, claims that P. Diddy assualted him in a parking lot at the Rossevelt Hotel saying Diddy replied to him questioning Diddy for talking to his fiancee by saying "what the f**k you looking at dude? I’ll smack flames out of you’re a**!" followed by punching him in the face without warning. The Associated Press is now reporting that Diddy won the first round in court yesterday (2/27) when a Superior Court Judge ruled that Diddy did not have to turn over fianancial information to Rechnitzer's lawyers until the trial started. Diddy's lawyers have a video tape from the hotel security team, which they say proves Rechnitzer made the first move, but the judge declined to view the tape due to poor quality of the footage.

REMY MA TRIAL DATE IS SET FOR MARCH 6

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Jury selection for the New York trial of a Grammy-nominated rapper accused of shooting an acquaintance over missing money will begin next week.



A Manhattan state Supreme Court justice has scheduled jury selection to begin March 6 in Remy Ma's case.





The 26-year-old Bronx rapper is accused of shooting a woman in the abdomen last July after leaving a Greenwich Village party. She said the woman took $2,000 from her purse.




She has pleaded not guilty to assault and related charges and is free on $250,000 bail. She could face up to 25 years in prison if convicted.





The rapper was nominated for a Grammy as part of the Terror Squad for the 2004 smash Lean Back. She has appeared on recordings with Busta Rhymes and Eminem.




Her real name is Remy Smith.

Police concerned about order to stop weapons screening at Obama rally

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Barack Obama speaks Wednesday at a Democratic rally in Dallas' Reunion Arena. Police were told to stop screening people for weapons before the rally began.

MTV staff listens to Madonnas new music thru a door

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Note to Madonna's A&R/Marketing folks: if you want to get a real opinion on Madge's new music, don't ask the MTV News execs graciously nodding their heads in your closed-door, super-secretive listening session. Ask us young, hardcore music geeks who are all gathered outside the big exec's two-inch thick door, eavesdropping. Then you won't have the cool kids, tastemakers and early adopters giving your baby less than its full due in blogs like this because it sounded all muffled.

Not that label reps of A-listers like Madonna really care about MTV's opinion, per se...it's sort of like big liquor distributors dropping off Hennessey at your local bar (oops did I just give my race away?). They aren't asking if it will sell, they're telling you where to position it for optimal lighting. And not that we can really give TOO much of an opinion anyway, because of the larger corporate issues still inherent in the "MTV" part of "MTV News." Unless of course we're talking about the Hottest MC's in hip-hop...and thank goodness Madonna's not attempting to rap these days because then I would truly be licensed to spank her still-amazingly well toned behind. Which she would probably like...but I digress. Or do I?

Album thoughts after the jump...


I am pleased to report that, as best as I could tell through a relatively thick door, Madonna still sounds like she enjoys an occasional spanking, working some attitude over hard bangers from Timbaland and Skateboard P. Again, it was hard for my co-workers and I to really get a feel for the music, not only because we were eavesdropping through a damn door but because every time a track would stop and we could really discuss it, someone in the office would move and we'd all scramble back to our work stations like roaches when the kitchen light comes on (more a memory from my formative years than a current reference...thank you, Tila Tequila!).

I will say that, overall, the comments we did share were mixed: one person pointed out that the Timbo track was a bit dated by his standards and would've been great for Nelly Furtado two years ago. Not mention that it sounded a bit more like Justin featuring Madonna, not vice versa. A hook from another song sounded dangerously close to something recent from Britney, and someone else called out a dead-on Gwen Stefani reference in a third, acoustic guitar-driven number. Now this could all be good based on the way the copycat music industry works these days but, this being Madonna, I'm not so sure. But just like when you're listening through your parents door and it sounds like they might be fighting, don't take all of this too much to heart...they could just be sharing a bottle of Merlot and playing rough.

Plus, on a larger level who cares about what was actually said about Madonna's new music; the most important thing to note from this rude bit of office non-etiquette was the scene: you had the musical theater/American Idol kids, the emo hipster kids, the hip-hop kids, the Choose or Lose political kids, black and white, men and women, all huddled around shirking their actual job duties to share a common cultural moment (remember those?). And therein lies the real power of Obama Madonna.

Records: Jackson Late on Home Payments

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Public documents show Michael Jackson has repeatedly failed to make mortgage payments on a Los Angeles home that has been used for years by his family.
Documents filed with the Los Angeles County Recorder's Office indicate the reclusive pop star was most recently in default last month on the property in Encino, an area in the San Fernando Valley.

The singer had $153,910 in missed payments as of Jan. 17 on a $4 million loan serviced by Pasadena-based mortgage lender IndyMac Bancorp. Documents dated Feb. 7 show the notice of default was withdrawn.

Documents also show Jackson previously faced possible default over missed payments on the home in April and August.

A spokeswoman for Jackson did not immediately return a call for comment.

Jackson's Neverland property in Los Olivos, Calif., is set to be auctioned off March 19 because of missed payments on a $24.5 million loan.

March to be big month for Tyler Perry

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Just about every month something big is happening with Tyler Perry. But March will be more notable than usual.

This weekend the Atlanta entertainment mogul will begin production of his next big-screen comedy, “The Family That Preys Together” at Tyler Perry Studios and other Atlanta locations.

On March 11, Perry will be the cover image for Best Life magazine’s April issue. And on March 21, he will release the big-screen version of his comedy stage play “Meet the Browns” in theaters nationwide.

After production of “The Family That Preys Together” officially begins Sunday, Perry’s Family Productions on Monday will begin shooting scenes in a southeast Atlanta home. Residents in the area received notice of the filming earlier this week.

“Preys,” about two families, stars Oscar winner Kathy Bates, Oscar nominee Alfre Woodard, Sanaa Lathan, Taraji Henson and Rockmond Dunbar. Perry co-stars and directs.
The film is tentatively scheduled to debut in theaters in September.

In Best Life, Perry talks about his rise in the entertainment industry, from originally living in his car to running a $500 million enterprise.

Billboards are already up in Atlanta to promote “Meet the Browns,” which stars Angela Bassett, Irma P. Hall and Perry as Madea and Uncle Joe. Rated PG-13, it was filmed in Chicago and Atlanta.

New Material Girl

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Madge dishes on turning 50, her career and the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

By JANE STEVENSON, Sun Media

LOS ANGELES — Madonna says she has "come around" to the idea of being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame at a March 10 ceremony in New York City.

Initially, the 49-year-old Material Girl was hesitant about the tribute that will see her career honoured alongside fellow 2008 inductees such as Canadian Leonard Cohen.

"I heard about it and I kind of felt ambivalent, like, 'What is that, the place they put musical dinosaurs?' " Madonna told reporters from around the globe yesterday, including Sun Media in a Canadian print exclusive. She has just started promoting her new hip-hop and R&B-drenched dance album, Hard Candy, due in stores April 29.

"I didn't really know what to think of it," she said, "but then lots of people explained to me that it's an acknowledgement of singers and songwriters who have made a contribution in the world of music for 25 years, and so eventually I came around to the idea that it was flattering."

And she's pleased that she will be inducted by one of her Hard Candy collaborators, Justin Timberlake, who co-wrote many of the songs and sings on the new album, including the Timbaland-produced first single, Four Minutes. Timberlake also appears in the video alongside her as two superheroes trying to save the world.

"It was Justin who offered and kind of surprised me, when we were shooting the video — he said he wanted to be the person to induct me, so to speak, so I said, 'Okay,' " said Madonna, who added how the rest of the induction evening will unfold is up in the air.


"It's supposed to be a surprise for me — somebody sings one of my songs," she said before adding, "Yikes! No, I'm just kidding. I don't know."

The Material Girl — dressed in a snug-fitting, low-cut black top, black pants and large yellow hoop earrings and yellow high heels — entered a small conference room at a Beverly Hills hotel late yesterday afternoon and uttered a quiet "hi" before being seated. And for the next 35 minutes, she proved to be a challenging, if funny and thoughtful, interview subject.

For example, if she didn't like a question — such as the one about how her views on life and music had changed in her 20s, 30s, 40s — she'd take a pass.

"That's like a gigantic question — I'm not answering that question, be more specific," Madonna said, before getting the journalist to narrow it down to music. "We'll be here for six hours if you want to know how my views on life have changed over the past 30 years."

One popular topic was of her turning 50 on Aug. 16, which seemed to be a much bigger deal for reporters than Madonna herself.

"It's not a bad word, you can say it," she said when one reporter whispered "5-0."

And when the same reporter asked her about reaching "a landmark for a lady," she made the journalist clarify that to it's "a landmark for everybody."

She said she doesn't see turning 50 as a milestone.

"No, but everybody else keeps mentioning it," she said. "I see it as another excuse to have a birthday party."

In fact, Madonna said physically, "I feel stronger now than, maybe, 20 years ago — but I think your physicality is connected to your consciousness so if your mind is strong, your body will be strong."

She also bristled when asked how much longer she wants to make music.

"I haven't the slightest idea, everyone wants to know the numbers," Madonna said.

Speaking of which, Hard Candy will be her final studio record with Warner after a 26-year relationship. But she says it's neither scary nor liberating to leave.

Her new, reported $120-million deal with Live Nation includes albums, touring and merchandising.

"It's just the end of my contract and the record industry is changing. And so the way that I make music and the way that I get it out to the people and the way that we market it and release it will also have to change," she said. "I'm excited about my new deal because it's more of a partnership, and after 25 years I feel like I deserve to be a partner."

Thursday, February 28, 2008

EXCLUSIVE: NAS AND KELIS' MARRIAGE IS ON THE ROCKS!!!

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There appears to be trouble in paradise. According to Mediatakeout.com, Nas and Kelis are contemplating separating.

According to an insider, the platinum selling rapper and his R&B wife have hit a rough patch in their marriage. And word is that Kelis is staying with a friend.

The source told MediatakeOut.com, "Things aren't good between them, it's been that way for some time ... Nas is staying in their New York apartment and [Kelis] is staying out in Los Angeles with [her close friend actress] Dania Ramirez (X Men 3, Heroes)."

And the insider isn't confident that the duo can get past their current strife. He explained to MediaTakeOut.com, "If I had to place a bet, I'd say they're going to divorce."

I'm not sure if this is true. Actually I'm hoping it isn't true. Kelis seriously needs to revive her fledgling music career because it's damn near DOA

When Daddy Bangs Your Friend!

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The Hogan family is just full of drama these days.

I. Love. It.

Word on the street is that the Hulkster had an affair while he was still living with his wife, prompting the hulking Linda Hogan to file for divorce from him. A divorce that's recently turned u-g-l-y .

But what makes it even more interesting is that dear old Hulk allegedly had an affair with a friend of his daughter Brooke. Scandalicious!!!

Christiane Plante, a 33 year old friend who worked with Brooke on her bomb of a 2006 album, has confessed to The National Enquirer about her affair.

Christiane states, "My relationship with Terry [Hulk Hogan] began at a time when Terry and Linda privately knew their marriage was ending. She had left him already, although no official papers had been filed. Terry is a good man, good father and a good friend, and he and I grew close at a time when he was going through a very difficult period. It seemed right then, but I know it was wrong."

Bitch didn't feel so wrong blabbing it all to a tabloid. Who cares about her reputation? We may all think she's a homewrecking slut, but at least she got paid to talk!

"Having felt the guilt and pain build up, I gave a note to Brooke apologising for my actions," adds whorish Christiane. "I will never be able to fully forgive myself for this. I have lost an amazing friend."

The affair allegedly took place last year, while the family was still shooting their reality TV show and Hull and Linda had yet to split.

Apparently Brooke is so distraught, she has even posted this ominous entry on her official blog.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

hey….
Current mood: distressed
Category: Life

I'm going through one of the hardest issues i've ever had to deal with in my life…please keep me and my family in your prayers…. I'm continuing work in the studio… I'm sure my writing will reflect my state of mind at the moment. I need all the support i can get. thank you…

love you much,
b

Wonder what she's referring to????

We're there for ya Brookie!

Update: Brooke also posted the following blog but later deleted it!!!!!!

Saturday, February 23, 2008

i never thought…

Current mood: sad
Category: Life

When your best friend and one of your closest family members that you have loved unconditionally since your first day on this earth, betrays you together, you could MAYBE find it in yourself to forgive one day… but you will NEVER forget the hurt they caused you and how it hurt the people who mean the most to you…its the worst feeling in the world to be betrayed. And worse to know you can never trust the one you should be able to…

Celebrity Quote of the Day

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"I really can't stand Kylie's music at all. I know Australian fans might want to shoot me for saying this, but that would be a far better option than to listen to one of her albums. She was on Irish television recently. I couldn't bear it and had to turn it off.”

- Hasbeen Sinead O'Connor tells Sydney's Daily Telegraph

The Latest Dance Craze From France!

STRIKE A POSE! The dance is called Tecktonik

Shia Explains That Night

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Good boy Shia LaBeouf was arrested late last year for being a bad boy at a Walgreens in Chicago.

Now, the Transformers star is opening up for the first time about that crazy evening that lead to his brief stay behind bars.

"That was complete and utter insanity," Shia confesses to Empire magazine. "I was an asshole, and it was a mistake I'm still completely embarrassed about. I was in the middle of a strange mind state, having just come off a three-month window of focus. I can't diminish what happened at all. But I can say this: I'm not the first 21-year-old to be arrested for a misdemeanour. There are lessons in life I need to learn, and I'm learning all of them in front of the public."

Did this come from Shia's mouth or his publicist???

Poisoning the minds of America from Coast to Coast

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What in gay hell is happening in radio??? Ryan " Knee pad" Seacrest's morning radio show is about to go national.

Golf claps!

I wonder who's dick he had to suck to get that cricket ass radio show to go national. I know he's one of the hardest working women in Hollywood, but I have 3- speed vibrators that have more personality than him.

HOPEFULLY SOMETHING GOOD WILL COME OF THIS

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Hopefully, this can bring some closure for heath and his family.

But, we gotta prevent something like this from happening again!

Federal drug investigators are interrogating two doctors concerning the death of actor Heath Ledger.

The docs are believed to have supplied Ledger with the painkillers Oxycotin and Vicodin. Authorities want to know if the drugs were prescribed illegaly by the doctors, one of which is located in California, the other in Texas.

On January 22 of last month, the NYC medical examiner determined Heath died at 28 from an accidental overdose of prescription drugs, including painkillers, anti-anxiety medication, and sleeping pills.

A law official says, "It's an ongoing investigation. It's not clear if there was any wrongdoing."

Sources say that the federal Drug Enforcement Administration has subpoenaed the medical examiner's report as part of its investigation on the doctors.

Prescription drug abuse is a serious issue. Doctors that feed into that can not be tolerated!

BARACK REACHES OUT TO THE GAYS!

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Barack Obama is trying to reach out to gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, confused and all the other kinds of voters out there.

The Democratic presidential hopeful has just written the following message:

"I'm running for President to build an America that lives up to our founding promise of equality for all – a promise that extends to our gay brothers and sisters. It's wrong to have millions of Americans living as second-class citizens in this nation. And I ask for your support in this election so that together we can bring about real change for all LGBT Americans.

Equality is a moral imperative. That's why throughout my career, I have fought to eliminate discrimination against LGBT Americans. In Illinois, I co-sponsored a fully inclusive bill that prohibited discrimination on the basis of both sexual orientation and gender identity, extending protection to the workplace, housing, and places of public accommodation. In the U.S. Senate, I have co-sponsored bills that would equalize tax treatment for same-sex couples and provide benefits to domestic partners of federal employees. And as president, I will place the weight of my administration behind the enactment of the Matthew Shepard Act to outlaw hate crimes and a fully inclusive Employment Non-Discrimination Act to outlaw workplace discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation and gender identity.

As your President, I will use the bully pulpit to urge states to treat same-sex couples with full equality in their family and adoption laws. I personally believe that civil unions represent the best way to secure that equal treatment. But I also believe that the federal government should not stand in the way of states that want to decide on their own how best to pursue equality for gay and lesbian couples — whether that means a domestic partnership, a civil union, or a civil marriage. Unlike Senator Clinton, I support the complete repeal of the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) – a position I have held since before arriving in the U.S. Senate. While some say we should repeal only part of the law, I believe we should get rid of that statute altogether. Federal law should not discriminate in any way against gay and lesbian couples, which is precisely what DOMA does. I have also called for us to repeal Don't Ask, Don't Tell, and I have worked to improve the Uniting American Families Act so we can afford same-sex couples the same rights and obligations as married couples in our immigration system.

The next president must also address the HIV/AIDS epidemic. When it comes to prevention, we do not have to choose between values and science. While abstinence education should be part of any strategy, we also need to use common sense. We should have age-appropriate sex education that includes information about contraception. We should pass the JUSTICE Act to combat infection within our prison population. And we should lift the federal ban on needle exchange, which could dramatically reduce rates of infection among drug users. In addition, local governments can protect public health by distributing contraceptives.

We also need a president who's willing to confront the stigma – too often tied to homophobia – that continues to surround HIV/AIDS. I confronted this stigma directly in a speech to evangelicals at Rick Warren's Saddleback Church, and will continue to speak out as president. That is where I stand on the major issues of the day. But having the right positions on the issues is only half the battle. The other half is to win broad support for those positions. And winning broad support will require stepping outside our comfort zone. If we want to repeal DOMA, repeal Don't Ask, Don't Tell, and implement fully inclusive laws outlawing hate crimes and discrimination in the workplace, we need to bring the message of LGBT equality to skeptical audiences as well as friendly ones – and that's what I've done throughout my career. I brought this message of inclusiveness to all of America in my keynote address at the 2004 Democratic convention. I talked about the need to fight homophobia when I announced my candidacy for President, and I have been talking about LGBT equality to a number of groups during this campaign – from local LGBT activists to rural farmers to parishioners at Ebenezer Baptist Church in Atlanta, where Dr. Martin Luther King once preached.

Just as important, I have been listening to what all Americans have to say. I will never compromise on my commitment to equal rights for all LGBT Americans. But neither will I close my ears to the voices of those who still need to be convinced. That is the work we must do to move forward together. It is difficult. It is challenging. And it is necessary.

Americans are yearning for leadership that can empower us to reach for what we know is possible. I believe that we can achieve the goal of full equality for the millions of LGBT people in this country. To do that, we need leadership that can appeal to the best parts of the human spirit. Join with me, and I will provide that leadership. Together, we will achieve real equality for all Americans, gay and straight alike."

FOR ALL THE HARDCORE MADONNA FREAKS (LIKE MYSELF)

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The tracklisting for her Madgesty's new album!

1) Candy Store
2) 4 Minutes To Save The World
3) Give it 2 Me
4) Heartbeat
5) Miles Away
6) She's Not Me
7) Incredible
8) Beat Goes On
9) Dance Tonight
10) Spanish Lesson
11) Devil
12) Voices

April can't get here fast enough!

Charlie Sheen wants us to boycott his talentless ex wife

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Charlie Sheen wants us to boycott his dizzy ass ex-wife Denise Richards' upcoming reality show.

And I think that's a great idea!

The actor was concerned over the project because Richards is pimping out their daughters in the program. From your mouth to god's ears, Charlie!

Charlie went to court to prevent Denise from filming their kids. He lost!

"I think we should all just boycott the damn thing!" he is now saying, half-joking (we think). "Issue a mass boycott."

Sheen still believes strongly that it is wrong to include his daughters in that reality show.

"You don't go to court and make stands to prevent that if you don't firmly believe in it," he said.

Regarding the court's decision, the CBS star added, "The world is upside down sometimes."

Don't worry, Charlie. Everyone sees Denise for the skank that she is. i wonder why wasn't she in Starship Troopers 3??? If Z lister Casper Van Dien could go back to the movie that made him famous, why didn't Denise think to do the same thing?

Them kids are going to be in group therapy with Sean Preston and Jayden James in the next few years. Mark my words on that one.

THIS TIME IT'S ALL ABOUT MEL C.

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Spice Girl Mel C's wonderful new album, This Time, is being released in North America this April, and she's doing it on her own imprint, Red Girl.

Sporty is not only an artist…she's a business woman, too!

She states, "And (after) having experience with a major label, it was nice to be able to do the exact opposite and own the copyright to my songs," she continues. "I was very fortunate with the Spice Girls; financially, I was able to set up my own label and finance my own record."

Mel C. call's the style of This Time "mature pop." The first single off the album will be Carolyna which tells the story of a young runaway.

Love that song. Love this album.

Good for Mel!

Plus, exciting news for Sporty fans: she's planning to tour in the U.S. and Canada in support of the album's release!

YOU KNOW KIRSTIE'S PISSED!

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From sitcom star to fatty spokeswhore and now? TV Talk show host!

Valerie Bertinelli, the former One Day at a Time star, has just signed on to a deal with CBS to develop a new syndicated talk show. The show is expected to be on air as early as 2009-2010.

We'd watch.

She's admitted to being a slut and a druggie in the past. She's got a lot to talk about!

Bertinelli is also banking on the success of her recent autobiography, Losing It: And Gaining My Life Back One Pound at a Time. Lots of fat talk. It usually sells. We should buy it!

Aside from the book, she is also starring in an upcoming Lifetime movie, True Confessions of a Hollywood Starlet, and there's an A&E Biography on her in the works.

Valerie must be celebrating, she's slowly getting her career moving again.

Kirstie Alley must be pissed! Jenny Craig didn't help get her career back.

R.I.P. NEW LINE CINEMA

New Line Cinema is dead.

Bowing down to corporate pressure, the heads of the movie studio resigned today. Major layoffs are expected imminently.

New Line will now be folded into Warner Bros.

Here is the email that was just sent out to all staffers:

"February 28, 2008

To: New Line Colleagues

From: Bob Shaye and Michael Lynne

Subject: Our Company

This afternoon, Time Warner is announcing that New Line will become a unit of Warner Bros. This is, of course, a very difficult and emotional time for all of us who have worked at New Line. While there is not much we can say that can lessen the impact of this announcement, we did want you to know about the decision before you read about it in the press.

New Line will maintain its own identity and will continue to produce, market, and distribute movies. But New Line will now do so as part of Warner Bros. and will probably be a much smaller operation than in the past. Time Warner hopes that operating New Line as a unit of Warner Bros. will allow New Line to focus on the creative side of movie-making, while reducing costs and taking advantage of Warner Bros.' distribution systems. The company will be holding group meeting with New Line employees tomorrow in Los Angeles and New York to discuss this announcement, and is committed to letting employees know as soon as possible about how this change affects them individually.

For our part, we will be stepping down as Co-Chairmen and Co-CEOS of New Line. This was a painful decision, because we love New Line and the people who work here have been like our second families. But we will be leaving the company with enormous pride in what all of us at New Line have accomplished together. From its humble beginnings 40 years ago, our studio has created some of the most popular and successful movies of all time. Those movies are a tribute to the amazing creative energy and entrepreneurial abilities of the talented people at New Line. They are a legacy that will endure forever.

Although we are stepping out of New Line, we intend to remain actively involved in the industry in an entrepreneurial capacity, and will keep you advised of developments.

We thank all of you who have worked so hard to make New Line such a success. We are very proud of every one of you.

Bob & Michael"

The Queen Reigns Supreme

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Forget Elle and Vanity Fair!

The winner is Dazed & Confused.

The British magazine is the first publication to get her Madgesty on a new cover.

The Queen of Pop is set to attack us with a media onslaught to promote her upcoming album, Hard Candy, out April 29th.

For Dazed & Confused, M. teamed up with longtime collaborator Steven Klein.

Madonna looks fabulous on the cover. Only one problem though. Madonna has been

looking too skinny as of late. Get some meat on them bones, girl!

The Stripper Strikes Back!

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Stripper turned Oscar winner Diablo Cody has a lot on her plate these days…

She's working with Steven Spielberg on the show The United States of Tara for Showtime, sorting out a horror film (which will be produced by Juno director Jason Reitman), and is contributing to a pop-culture column in Entertainment Weekly.

Devilish Diablo works hard for her money, honey!

Now, Cody's adding one more thing to her to-do list…a still untitled memoir about her climb to the top of the Hollywood food chain due out in 2009.

A rep for the publisher, Gotham, says, "It's about a geeky girl from the Midwest who moves to Hollywood and her adventures writing screenplays."

And there should be lots of tits and ass!

This will be Cody's second trip down memoir lane. Her first was Candy Girl: A Year in the Life of an Unlikely Stripper.

Maybe the tatted up writer shouldn't wait so long to get that book out. Lots of people have been pouring the haterade on her!

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RUSSELL SIMMONS OFFICIALLY LAUNCHES ANOTHER CLOTHING LINE!

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Hip-Hop mogul Russell Simmons continues to expand his presence in the clothing industry with his new menswear collection, Russell Simmons Argyle Culture.



The clothing line targets men of success over the age of 25, as it combines original urban concepts with the buttoned-up styling of men's professional attire.



According to Simmons, Argyle Culture represents a natural evolution in his clothing-related pursuits.



"After nearly 20 years in the young men's business I have always intended to design sophisticated men's wear for the urban graduate," said Simmons, who teamed with GQ magazine for the Spring 2008 Argyle Culture Ad campaign.



To promote the new line, an advertising campaign will run for six months in various publications and on the Internet.



Simmons, who will serve as the face of Argyle Culture, recently took part in a photo shoot for the ad campaign that was shot in St. Bart's by photographer Ben Watts.



Although the line employs his name, Simmons' moniker will not appear on Argyle Culture clothing.



GQ will include Argyle Culture in a four-page style section in its March issue as well as a behind the scenes look at the photo shoot on its website.



Since its launch at retail during the 2007 holiday season, the line has proven popular among consumers as it landed at number one in sales in the Macy's men's section.



In November of 2007, Simmons stepped down as the CEO of Phat Farm, three years after he sold the company for $140 million dollars to clothing giant Kellwood in 2004.

CRICKET NEWS: KELLY ROWLAND TO RE-RELEASE MS. KELLY

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Word on the street is that according to sources at Columbia Records, Kelly Rowland will re-release Ms. Kelly as a digital album this March 25th. It will be called Diva Deluxe. Five of the songs are new and two are remixes from Ms. Kelly She’s currently on the road promoting it.

I seriously think that Columbia needs to give up on this project because if nobody bought the cd the first go round, who the hell is going to buy it as a digital download??? For far too long, kelly has sat in the background while allowing Beyonce to continuously emerge in the forefront. kelly is best doing what she's good at - and that's being a background singer. Some people are not meant to be a solo artist. Nicole Scherzinger is a perfect example of that!

JA RULE HAVING TROUBLE WITH BAIL POSTINGS?????

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A New York judge has ruled that Ja Rule's co-defendants in his gun possession case must pay their own bail, revoking the arrangements made by the rapper himself.

According to Newsday, State Supreme Court Justice Micki Scherer said Wednesday (Feb 27), that Ja, born Jeffrey Atkins, "put himself in the position of perhaps controlling the outcome of the case," adding that she felt it could pose a big problem.

Ja Rule was arrested on July 22 along with limo driver Mohamed Gamal and Ja's road manager, Dennis Cherry, following a Lil' Wayne concert at the Beacon Theater in New York.

The charges resulted from a .40 caliber handgun discovered in the rapper's Maybach by police, who searched the vehicle after detecting the smell of marijuana.

The following day, Ja posted Gamal and Cherry's combined $170,000 bond, as well as his own $150,000 bond, using his $3.5 million Saddle River, NJ home as collateral.

Attorney Stacey Richman, who represents all three men, said the defense would make other arrangements for Gamal and Cherry's bail.

Richman also represents Lil' Wayne, who was arrested on similar charges an hour after Ja Rule, and pleaded not guilty in his case on Monday (Feb 25).

Prosecutors in the case are also seeking to obtain DNA evidence from the three defendants, to determine the rightful owner of the recovered handgun.

Judge Scherer is expected to make a decision on that request next month.

NEW VIDEO: ASHANTI "THE WAY THAT I LOVE YOU"

Ashanti premiered her new video on TRL for her first single,“The Way That I Love You”. The unofficial video was leaked some weeks ago, but changes were made to the video.

MYSTIKAL DENIED PAROLE

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Grammy-Nominated Mystikal is currently serving a six-year sentence for sexual battery and extortion after he forced his hairstylist to perform sexual acts on him and videotaped the incident, after she allegedly stole $80,000 in checks. Sources are now saying that he was denied parole recently meaning that the chart-topping rapper, who has been incarcerated since 2003, will probably finish out his full sentence, which ends in about two years. The sources said "Mystikal is in great spirits, despite the parole board's decision not to release him," "He's been writing and focused on his career once he is finally released." Mystikal released albums for Big Boy, Master P.’s No Limit Records and major label, Jive Records.

Boy George Denies Cuffing Escort to Wall

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Boy George has denied imprisoning a 28-year-old Norwegian man at his London home last year.

The former Culture Club singer pleaded not guilty to the charge of false imprisonment during a court hearing in London on Thursday. He left the court without making any comment.

Audun Carlsen, a Norwegian male escort, claims Boy George handcuffed him to a wall after he went to the singer's apartment as a photo model. The alleged incident took place last April.

Boy George appeared in court under his real name, George O'Dowd, and spoke only to confirm his name and state his not guilty plea. The 46-year-old singer is free on bail and is due to stand trial in November.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

HATE CRIME!! Gay Teen Shot While Dressed As A Woman

The shooting death of a gay teenage boy who was dressed in women's clothing is being investigated as a possible hate crime, while detectives try to determine whether he was targeted because of his sexual orientation.

Simmie Williams Jr., 17, was attacked on the 1000 block of Sistrunk Boulevard by two young men who wore dark clothing and might live in the neighborhood, police said. Williams, who was wearing a dress and was known in the area by his first name or as "Chris" or "Beyonce," was shot about 12:45 a.m. Friday and soon afterward died at Broward General Medical Center, police said.It's unclear what Williams was doing in the area, about four miles from his house, but police are investigating whether he was working as a prostitute, officials said.

Williams' mother said her son was openly gay, but she didn't know what he did when he went out at night, and she didn't know he wore women's clothes.

"I gave him $2 for the bus and he never came back," said Denise King, who lived with her son west of Fort Lauderdale. "He was a quiet person, kept to himself. He had a lot of friends. He wasn't a troubled child. He was a happy person."

At the same time, being black, gay and dressing in women's clothing made Williams "a minority within a minority within a minority," said Grant Lynn Ford, dean of Sunshine Cathedral in Fort Lauderdale, a church that ministers to gays, lesbians and their families.

Sometimes people picked on Williams, but he knew how to brush it off, his mother said.

Williams had signed up Wednesday for Job Corps, a federal government program designed to teach students vocational skills. He planned to get his GED and then go to culinary school, his mother said.

"That's what he really wanted to do. That's all he talked about," said King. "He spent the whole day with me yesterday, played with his nephew and cooked dinner."

Then he left the house Thursday night to go to Sistrunk, where the family lived at one point, she said. A few hours later, he was dead.

"We're looking into the possibility of a hate crime. There were some words exchanged prior to the shooting," said Detective Katherine Collins, spokeswoman for Fort Lauderdale police. She would not elaborate on what was said before Williams was killed.

Any case where investigators or prosecutors determine that a victim was targeted based on race, color, ancestry, ethnicity, religion, sexual orientation, national origin, mental or physical disability or advanced age can be deemed a hate crime. The label adds extra time to criminal sentences, upon conviction.

The corner where Williams was found is a popular hang-out for transgender prostitutes, police and residents said.

Sharia Ranson said she has noticed them from her home in the Oak Park apartments at Sistrunk Boulevard and Northwest 10th Avenue, where she has lived for two years.

Wearing dresses and makeup, they often stood in groups of three to five, Ranson said.

However, they are usually older than Williams, police said.

"Most of the time you see adults," said Detective Brice Brittenum, Fort Lauderdale police liaison to the gay and lesbian community.

In January 2003, about a half mile from where Williams was shot, a transgender prostitute was killed in the 500 block of Northwest 21st Avenue.

Timothy Broadus, 21, who also went by "Cinnamon" and wore women's clothing and a blond wig, was shot several times by a driver he had approached, police said at the time.

The case remains unsolved.

Anyone with information on Williams' death is asked to call Detective Mark Breen at 954-828-5708 or Broward Crime Stoppers at 954-493-TIPS (8477).

Staff Writers Elizabeth Baier and Andrew Ba Tran contributed to this report.

Sofia Santana can be reached at svsantana@sun-sentinel.com or 954-356-4631.

Brian Haas can be reached at bhaas@sun-sentinel.com or 954-356-4597.

Harry Potter's Man on Man Kiss!

Daniel Radcliffe was surprised when the host of a theater awards show in London on Sunday night planted a big wet manly kiss on his lips.

And it lingered.

Potter was at first a bit taken aback but eventually got quite into it.

Click below to check out the guy on guy smooch (at around the 3:00 mark)!


JASON BOURNE RETURNS

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If you love the Bourne movies and/or (wanna f*ck) Matt Damon, here's some 'good' news for y'all.

The 'Sexiest Man Alive' has signed on to do the fourth Bourne film, despite supposedly wanting to call it a day with the series after the third pic.

Money talks! And these movies have proven to be quite profitable.

I am a HUGE fan of the series (and have a huge man crush on Matt Damon). i can't wait for the sequel.

JILL SCOTT: DOING IT FOR THE LADIES!

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Jill Scott sings from the heart! And, she's about to get something off her chest - literally.

The Grammy award winner is coming out with her own line of bras.

A lady's gotta have the right support!

Mizz Scott wasn't getting the right support for her 'girls' so she is making her own brand and more to get it taken care of.

"The Butterfly Collection By Jill Scott" , a new brand of bras and lingerie for the plus-size woman, is now available at Ashley Stewart stores.

And, part of the proceeds from her new line will go to Scott's Blues Babe Foundation.

Jill Scott…the diva that cares!

Hanging Tough

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Word on the street is that all five New Kids on the Block are in Los Angeles today to take new publicity shots for the reunion tour they have yet to "officially" announce.

MADONNA & ELTON JOHN FEUD RESURFACES AGAIN!

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Elton John was livid that Madonna decided to throw a last minute Oscar party, sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com.

With Vanity Fair canceling their annual soiree, usually the must attend soiree, Elton's bash was poised to be THE party of the Academy Awards this year.

And then Madonna had to go and muck everything up!

John's party drew a crowd of B and C-lister, like J.C. Chasez, Lionel Richie, Simon Cowell, Larry King and Sean Penn, who obviously wasn't at Madge's soiree.

Madonna's big bash, by comparison, was a star studded A-list affair. Seen: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes, Cameron Diaz, Demi & Ashton, Drew Barrymore, Owen Wilson and Penelope Cruz - just to name a few.

Plus, M's party was thrown together in a matter of days.

"Elton DESPISES Madonna and this has made things way worse," a source tells us.

Meow!

CELEBRITY QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!

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"Seriously, I would really want to grab Scarlett's breasts. She's got beautiful ones."

- Natalie Portman on her Other Boylen Girl co-star

DOING IT FOR THE GAYS!

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Word on the street is that Sarah Jessica Parker is going back to her roots!

Not only is the actress going back to her role as Carrie in Sex & The City, but she is also set to make her return to Broadway.

SJPeePee will take on the role of an Italian flight attendant in the stage production of 60's comedy pic Boeing Boeing, beginning April at NYC's Longacre Theater.

Parker began her career on Broadway as Annie and has had many memorable appearances on the Great White Way, including How to Succeed… with hubby Matthew Broderick.

Update: A rep for the play denies the report currently circulation and says that Sarah Jessica is not involved with Boeing.

The Queen Becomes A Legend

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Madonna is set to be inducted into The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame on March 10, during a ceremony held at the Waldorf-Astoria Hotel in New York City.

And, according to In Touch Weekly, Justin Timberlake himself will have the honor of presenting her Madjesty at the ceremony.

Coincidence or opportunity for publicity stunt?

Madonna and Timberlake collaborated on her forthcoming album and recently shot a video together for their song, 4 Minutes To Save The World.

Bitch Is Still The New Black

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In a recent interview with Entertainment Tonight, Barack Obama said he knew who he'd want to portray him in a movie or skit. Who? Will Smith.

Good choice since Will is the only safe negro Hollywood loves giving a job to.

The Presidential hopeful said, "Will Smith and I have talked about this, because he has the ears. He's better looking than me, but we both have those."

He's also a generally liked and bankable star.

According to a recent Zogby poll, most people (33%) thought that Denzel Washington should play Obama. In second place came Will Smith, followed by Don Cheadle.

As for John McCain, the majority of the people thought Tommy Lee Jones would portray him well, followed by Clint Eastwood.

And who would play Hillary Clinton? None other than Martha Stewart! Followed by Ellen DeGeneres, and at a far distant Reese Witherspoon and Madonna with 8% each of the vote.

Hey, that's a good thing.

Because, as Tina Fey says, "Bitch is the new black!"

Movies

  • 5 Deadly Venoms
  • Aliens
  • Another Gay Movie
  • Blade
  • Blade Runner
  • Boy Culture
  • Brokeback Mountain
  • Die Hard
  • E.T.
  • Eating Out
  • Enter the Dragon
  • First Blood
  • Friday the 13th (1980)
  • Inception
  • Jaws
  • Kick-Ass
  • Kill Bill
  • Milk
  • Mysterious Skin
  • Night of the Living Dead
  • Piranha
  • Raiders of the Lost Ark
  • Salt
  • Saw
  • Shortbus
  • Speed
  • Spider Man 2
  • T2
  • The Bourne Trilogy
  • The Circuit
  • The Crazies (2009)
  • The Dark Knight
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • The Fluffer
  • The Goonies
  • The Lost Boys
  • The Matrix
  • The Monster Squad
  • The Road
  • The Road Warrior
  • The Terminator
  • True Lies