TOM CRUISE LIKES SHOWTUNES...ARE YOU SURPRISED?

Tom Cruise made an appearance on Jay Leno's tired show and queened out because he wants to do a musical (it's only a maatter of time kiddies...a matter of time. The closet door is creeping open little by little) and even went as far as to sing an Elvis song live on tv. Guess he just can't allow Zombie Katie to enjoy her limited programmed time gracing the broadway stage. Watch the video below:



Okay two boners I have to pick with Tom Cruise. Yea, i know i wrote boner. And it stays. Anyways, the academy is retarded. how the hell do you nominate Tom Cruise for the few minutes he was in tropic Thunder playing a shady studio agent? Hell, if I wanted to watch some asshole with a receding airline make me laugh, I'd watch Jeremy Piven on Entourage. Second Tom Cruise hasn't been the biggest superstar in the world for quite a while. Will Smith took that title a while back. Someone pass the always clueless Jay Leno that memo. I'm also pissed NBC is giving Jay the 10 pm time slot five days a week next year. It may be cheaper to keep him, but you may fuck your chances of gaining a larger audience since you leave the door open for other networks to steal tv watchers for their scripted prime time 10 pm shows. Late night talk has been unfunny and outdated for quite a while. It's time you guys start injucting some new talent, fresh meat, and maybe a little edge(some color maybe?) onto late night tv.