Thursday, December 18, 2008
SMELLING DICK CAN BE PHYSICALLY HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
Remember earlier this year, my girl Riskay released a track called "Smell 'Yo Dick" for the ladies (and some queens) as an anthem of all anthems. Well, a man was arrested for beating the shit out of his wife after she tried to smell his dick as evidence because she wanted to make sure he wasn't cheating on her.
The 37 year-old victim told cops that her a-hole hubby of three years punched her in the face and then started to kick her in the arms and legs after she accused him of cheating on her. The incident happened late Monday night.
The hubby, only 25 years-old, went to use the bathroom at home. That's when, according to the police report, she told her husband "to display his penis to her so that she can smell it."
First of all, if you don't wash your ass after you've come home from slaying the jump-off, you deserve to get your ass beat instead of the girl. I would just let her smell it. That way, you have nothing to hide and if it's clean, she may just stay down there (if you know what I mean.
Police reported seeing her with several bruises as well as red marks on her mouth, arms, and legs. But surprisingly she became "uncooperative" when she was told a warrant would be filed for his arrest.
Sounds like battered wife's syndrome. I wouldn't be surprised if she took his ass back and didn't even file charges.
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