Thursday, December 11, 2008

SOME BLIND ITEMS, Y'ALL!

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This performer is going to take some time off from work next year, claiming that the time is right for her to start a family. She says that she is very excited about having a baby and that it will a brand new experience for her. Well, that just isn’t true. Few outside her family knows that she already has a child. She got pregnant and gave birth when she was a teenager. Because it was thought that having a child would ruin her image and career, the baby was very quietly passed off to a relative to raise as their own. The child has no idea that the celeb is actually their mother, and the celebrity and her family are determined to keep it that way. (Blind Gossip)

Well this one is tooooooo easy! It's Janet Jackson (if you're nasty!). The teenage pregnancy passing the baby off to a relative is LEGENDARY in the Jackson rumor mill.

Which hot young (underage) Hollywood up-and-comer is being supplied birth control
by her parents? This was only after a recent "scare" occurred. (Socialite Life)

A)Miley Cyrus (She's so rich, I doubt her parents have any kind of control over her)

b)Little Jenny (Word is she hooked up with Chace Crawford for real behind the scenes of Gossip Girl)

c)AnnaLynne McCord (As vampy as she's been acting lately, this 90210 bad girl may not need a supply of condoms from her parents. She probably gets them shits handed to her by some queen doing STD outreach on the regular).

Which TV actor secretly gets very friendly with the same sex, despite a slew of female exes? (Gatecrasher)

I need more specifics on this one. The question should really be, which TV actor doesn't get friendly with the same sex.

This celebrity wants everyone to know everything about how perfect her life is, and how you can be just like her. We know she is currently lying about two things. The first lie she tells is about food. She says that she grocery shops and spends time in the kitchen cooking every meal for herself and her family. So not true. A quote from a recent member of her household staff : “She wouldn’t know where anything was kept in the kitchen unless it fell off the shelf and hit her in the head.” The second lie she tells is about her marriage. It’s not happy. It’s over. Expect them to remain a pretend couple while the attorneys hammer out a divorce agreement. The offiical split will happen early next year. (Blind Gossip)

I have no idea. Rachael Ray? Or that stuck up bitch Gwyneth Paltrow?

WHICH handsome TV host is thought by patrons of at least one gay bar to be in the closet? As the stud discusses dating women, they hoot and holler, and hurl insults at the screen. (Page Six)

Can everyone give two snaps for Ryan "Kneepads" Gaycrest?

Which celebrity’s love life is taking a very surprising twist? This famous actor dated at least one other celebrity before settling down with his beautiful wife. He comes across as a nice family guy, but the truth is that he is deeply unhappy about being tied down, and has indulged in various forms of negative behavior over the years, including multiple affairs. If he does divorce, he will gain his freedom, but his wife will certainly walk with the kids and a huge chunk of his money. The real shocker here is that an actress with whom our actor had an affair may not be the only one in the picture. The wife recently discovered that her husband has also been trading racy text messages with another celebrity. A very closeted male celebrity. (Blind Gossip)

I can soooo see Will Smith in this blind item. He's not getting away from jada easily, since they both dabble with people of the same sex. So their little freekum secrets are locked away in a little safe key bowl whenever they want to get down with the get down. We can also go with Tom Cruise and John Travolta. We know how those crazy kids love their peen parties.

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