Sharon Osbourne, the elegant headmistress of Rock of Love: Charm School took over the role vacated by Mo'Nique to teach a bunch of STD infested sloppy stripper bitches how to be classier whores. Well, the elegance was left at Osbourne Manor Saturday night, because Sharon allegedly tried to beat the living shit out of Megan Hauserman's for talking shit about Ozzy.
It all went down at the taping of the Charm School reunion show on Saturday night. According to TMZ, Megan told Sharon that she was only famous for managing a brain dead rock star named Ozzy Osbourne. Megan's little comment must have lit the fire in Sharon's bleached asshole, because she bounced off her seat and went after her with full force. Sharon grabbed at Megan's back alley yack hair, pulling at it and scratching at her until security came in to pull the two crazy cunts apart. What Sharon should have did was get crazy ass Heather up there to hold her down while she ripped the rest of that bleached horse out of her head. Heather is great at mediating at reunions, as you've all seen in the past.
Word is that Megan went to the hospital Sunday and filed a police report. The LAPD hasn't filed charges, but said that Sharon is a suspect in a minor battery.
And after Sharon was done with Megan, she should've went after that cunt Lacey with a hot razor and some deep fried grease.
Damn, I can't wait to see this hot shit, just so I can post it up here on the blog.
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