Monday, December 15, 2008

RICKY MARTIN SHOWS OFF HIS TWO BUNDLES OF JOY

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The sexy hot pepper known as Ricky Martin poses with his twin boys for People en Espanol Magazine. Valentino and Matteo were born 4-months ago with the help of a surrogate's baby oven. Ricky is living in Puerto Rico, spending most of his days taking care of the boys without the help of a nanny. But his "personal assistant" is helping him out. Is "personal assistant" codeword for boytoy?

Ricky was also asked why he chose to use a surrogate: "Adoption was one option, but it's complicated and can take a long time. Surrogacy was an intriguing and faster option. I thought, 'I'm going to jump into this with no fear.'"

How about jumping out of the closet with no fear too? But I'll say this? Do we really need him to confirm what we already know? He's like Queen Latifah, Diddy, Usher and the Gayken. Those cases were closed a long time ago.

But Ricky, if you need a nanny/fluffer you can always give me a call. I don't know much about birthing babies, but I know plenty about making a million others erupt out of your peen hole like a volcano in Hawaii.

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