Wednesday, December 24, 2008

PARIS FINALLY GET'S WHAT'S COMING TO HER

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It seems after fucking every male "celebrity" in young Hollywood, and pissing off most of the young females, Paris seems to have run out of friends. After being dumped by Benji Madden, she's reduced to hanging out with just the "new BFF" she found on her reality show, Brittany Flickinger. Hilton and Flickinger were at LA restaurant Saam Thursday night in the private dining area when Christina Aguilera, who was celebrating her 28th birthday, walked in. "Christina was with hubby Jordan Bratman, Nicole Richie and Joel and Benji Madden," our spy said.

"Paris wasn't invited and left shortly before they arrived so she wouldn't have to see Benji or be asked to leave the private area for Christina." - NY Post

Above is a pic of Paris with her fake BFF (with the world's worst old man combover do) strolling the Boulevard (a cum sucking scrag's best stomping ground) to go shopping with the money they made from doing that terrible MTV "reality" show. Oh, and the pink pepto bismobile on the right of the photo belongs to Herpes as well. She got it that color because when you carry STD's throughout your body, you need to remind yourself of the color your pudenda used to be.

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