On the this week's cover of UsWeekly, the glamourized ghetto chick that is JLo and Skeletor's marriage is about to deteriorate like most of Skeletor's body. The rumor started when J Lo was spotted at The Curious Case of Benjamin Button premiere without her wedding ring. It seems that when you're not wearing your ring in Hollyweird, that means your marriage is on the rocks. I call that shit lazy journalism. Everyone knows those two scraps of spic shit aren't leaving each other. She's a media whore and Skeletor is just glad his anemic peen is glued to her two canned ham ass. JHo is the queen of publicity, and believe me this bitch knows how to get her flat bronzed chichis on a cover! Privacy be damned!
Here are a few reasons why UsWeekly thinks this marriage of cheating convenience isn't working. Remember, Ghetto Girl and Skeletor were knocking boots since her first cd. He was married to Diarrhea Torrez and she was with Diddy at the time (I think. That bitch went through men like most go through tampons. Or whomever could benefit for her career at the time).
Skeletor's creepy obssessive controlling ways drive her to tears: "He's very, very controlling of her. The skirts aren't as short. You don't see so much of that booty anymore."
As attached as he liked to be to her, it did seems as if he did come off controlling.
She also blames her manorexic husband for her dried out career and hates being a Real Housewife of Long Island (I smell another spin-off for BRAVOOOOO): "Jennifer looked around and said, 'This is my life now? I'm a Long Island housewife?' She hates that everything she worked for went down the tubes."
Now you know you can't blame Skeletor for the series of flops you did. J Ho on the block was never a good actress number one. Bitch just got lucky in the right role. In my opinion it wasn't rocket science to play Selena. You were already a dancer and thank god you lip synched to Selena's songs. Out of Sight was just you playing a sexy FBI agent rubbing no no holes with George Clooney. Did she forget Gigli? Bordertown? and that other Affleck film you did where you died in the beginning of the film. And there's nothing wrong with being a housewife. Just so as long as you understand what your wifely duties are.
Skeletor has been flirting with other blind coked out bitches: "One night after their tense family Thanksgiving in which the couple 'didn't sit together,' Anthony hit NYC hotspots Bungalow 8 and Marquee, where he was spotted with his hand on a woman's thigh and overheard complaining about his wife to a group of women, 'telling them, 'She's making me miserable.'
"Again, she's JLo. Her job is to make everyone miserable. Besides, Skeletor wasn't flirting with them. He was just finding out if they were virgins, because he was jonesing for some pure blood.
Although I have enjoyed reading this vile excuse of a Puerto Rican couple for filth, I'm going to go out on a limb and say I don't believe this. There's no way the publicity whore that is J Ho is going to let a scandal like this upstage her when she has no music coming out or no film to promote. Lard ass and Vadgezilla all come from the same vile succubus pool. Eat you up, spit you out, and move on to the next thing that will benefit their needs in the long run.
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