Thursday, December 4, 2008

JANET IS PREGNANT

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Word on the street is that superstar Janet Jackson is preggers. According to MediaTakeOut.com, Janet Jackson is pregnant with her first (?) child.

And their source (who was apparently in the room while they were fucking) Janet and her longtime boyfriend Jermaine Dupri conceived the child "naturally" - i.e. without drugs or artificial insemination. At her age, it is far more dangerous to have a child since autism and down syndrome amongst children born to mothers after 40 is at an all-time high.

But don't expect any official announcement anytime soon. The insider said, "It's still very early [in the pregnancy], she wants to wait before she tells the whole world about it.

Knowing Janet's track record when it comes to honesty, she may never tell anyone she's pregnant until the baby's ninth birthday (like when we discovered she was married to Rene after she divorced him nine years later). If this is true, congrats on your upcoming bundle of joy.

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