IT SHOWS THAT EVEN SATAN CAN'T HAVE IT ALL

THERE’S one thing in Times Square Sean “Diddy” Combs (above) can’t have - the New Year’s Eve ball, which descends amid the throng at the stroke of midnight. Combs, who already has billboards bookending Times Square, wants his Ciroc Vodka to “be the official vodka of New Year’s Eve” and, according to a source, offered the city $1 million for charity if he could paint the ball the purple color of grapes - Ciroc is the only vodka made from grapes. So far, the city has rejected his offer.