In case any of you free-basing asswipes have been brainwashed into watching the worst show on tv, McCrazy Cruisey was on The Hills aftershow last night. What I don't get is how does a scripted reality tv show get a fucking aftershow? What possibly could be interesting enough to talk about on that shit?
Well unfortunately, Tommy's desperation for attention led him to The Hills' after-show last night to give marriage advice to Spencer "Twatface" Pratt of all fucking people. It just proves my point that this closet queen's marriage to zombie Kate is about as real as the "just married" Speidi and the tabloid magazine coverage that followed it. I'm sure McCrazy Cruisey has showed Spencer his special wife-brain-switching dungeon housed in the basement of the Scientology building as we speak. Watch the video below if you give a shit: