DIDDY WANTS TO BE THE BLACK BOND BADLY

Not only would Diddy like to see a black man push 007’s trademark Aston Martin, he seems to be lobbying to be included in the popular movie series currently starring Daniel Craig. “I know in [MI6] they have some black agents,” Diddy said at New York’s London Hotel, where he was promoting his I Am King men’s fragrance. “I know there’s some black people that can save the world. White people aren’t the only people that can save the world. My variation, I would come from the New York agency. I would actually be working with James Bond. And he would get kidnapped, and I would have to come get him and save the day. It’s a natural thing. It’s organic. I think it would be a tragedy for the next James Bond not to be black, and I think the next Superman should be black. We are like the coolest creatures on the face of the Earth.” Diddy makes his case in a short film for I Am King, in which he plays an international man of mystery and leisure, keeping it sexy with the females and befuddling his male foes. “It was inspired by James Bond, on some black Bond-type tip,” he said of the clip, which was shot two years ago in Saint-Tropez. “I’m out here promoting myself. And I said it’s for the fragrance, y’all check it out for that. But also, you directors out there, see that your man does his own stunts. Check out the swag and all that. It was more like something I said, something I felt like. I didn’t make it as the audition tape [for the Bond films], but I do want people [in Hollywood] to look at it.

Anyone who knows the Ian Flemming series knows Bond always works alone. Bond get's himself out of crazy situations. hollywood will not have him rescued, especially by someone black. Yes we have Obama in office, but unless someone out there creates a cool character who is a spy and black, that's the only way it will get made. I would love to see a black secret agent (does Vin Diesel in XXX count? Does he even acknowledge his blackness?) on the big screen as well as a gay secret agent. Just not a secret agent film starring a narcissistic asswipe named Diddy. I keep saying a perfect role for him would be to play Satan on Supernatural. That shit comes naturally to him. Also Will Smith is the biggest superstar in the world (surpassing McCrazy Cruisey), so the script for that idea will get across his desk before Diddy's. Trust!