Tuesday, November 25, 2008

TIME TO GET YOUR T CELLS CHECKED BFORE YOU WATCH THIS SHIT



Alright bitches, everyone into quarantine! MTV (who's reality shows are getting worse by the milisecond) have replaced Chlamydia Tequila with a pair of fauxmosexual twins for their spin-off show "A Double Shot At Herpes" which premieres December 9th.

Vikki and Rikki, known as the Ikki twins (they got the icky part right), are former Hooters (whores) waitresses who make their living showing off their fake titties and plastic ass in magazines like Playboy, Fast & Sexy and Import Turner. Now they are paying their rent by pretending to like chochachino with a bit of foam!

The Icky trolls will live in the same house with 12 idiot frat dudes and 12 Home Depot shoppers. They will date the same people, but will each pick someone different in the end.

Ugh! I think I'm going to be sikki. This is clearly some nasty shit right here. Twins making out with the same people and sharing the same peen? I can't be bothered with this shit and i refuse to partake my visuals in the spreadation in non-CDC sponsored diseases.
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