If you're going to Vadge's "Old & Sour" show in Los Angeles tonight, make sure you bring some kind of video recording device with you. If they're checking for that shit at the door, smuggle it in your asshole. I know you have room.
You see, Ryan "Kneepads" Gaycrest called into KIIS-FM and said like the good show queen he is that he has it on good authority that Brit Brit and Justin Timberdouche will reunite on stage at Vadge's show Thursday night. It's a piping hot bowl of Cheeto, roid, douche and ego stew!
The three of them are supposed to do some kind of performance. I'm picturing a lot of crotch bumping, ass rubbing. JT and Vadge will choke on a steel spiked double ended dildo, while Britney will just stand there and do the titty wiggle from the WOMANIZER video. Not that anyone will be listening to them sing, but I really do hope there will be lip-syncing. Those three singing live together will create the biggest ear massacre in history.
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