On Friday night, Britney perofrmed "Womanizer" on Star Academy in France. As I was catching up on the latest news (After my drinking out with some of my fans of the blog and Thanksgiving dinner) and all things Britney, I was starting to get a case of deja vu. Her performance on the Bambi Awards in Germany, the video below and the X Factor performance were all in the same. I'm not talking choreography. I'm talking Britney's lackluster performance all three times. I'm really rooting for her big comeback (which I'm sure will happen cd sales wise), but as far as her performance goes, she's dancing like an old lady with a soiled cheeto stuck up her ass. If Vadgezilla can get her roided ass on stage and perform for two hours with the energy of a 20-year-old, why can't Britney get up there and perform like she owns the stage. What we need is a little skinny gay boy to film himself in his room doing Britney's choreography. Then there can be someone out there to show her how it's done! Also what ever drugs (or hoodoo spell Papa Spears has her under, he seriously needs to get her off that shit! Whenever they stick a microphone that works in her face when they interview her, just like her live singing, nothing interesting comes out. it's like she has nothing interesting to say (as if her handlers had her follow a specific script). It's like they gave her a warning before she went out on stage: If you go batshit crazy on tv like you did last year, We will take your lifetime supply of frapp juice and cheetos away.
P.S. If she does this mediocre shit on GMA Tuesday morning, there will be hell to pay!
Below is her performance at the Bambi Awards where she was wearing Vadgezilla's leftovers from her Dry & Sour tour.