Remember back in the day when TLC came out with "No Scrubs?" Then that one-hit wonder group came out with the answer track, "No Pigeons?" Well I knew after Beyonce released that horrible song "If I had A Cock" that it was only a matter of time before a male singer came out with his version. Well of all people it had to be nasty ass R. Kelly. The pied piper of fucking girls under the age of 16 issued a remix to Beyonce’s hit yesterday, which is currently topping the UK Charts. Singing “You’re not a boy, so you don’t understand,” Kelly puts his stamp on the Toby Gad produced single. “So I go to the club with the guys and sometimes flirt with the girls.” “I should be able to roll out as long as I’m coming home to you,” Kelly continues attempting to cover a man’s perspective. While Kelly sings about being a guy who says “I am not a perfect man” for the majority of the song, he does take aim at being a girl for a brief moment. “If I were a girl. I wouldn’t play games.”
Can't stand his down syndrome looking ass, but he's got a point. Girls love playing games and giving mixed signals. Just like the rest of I Am...Sasha Fierce, Beyonce only scratches the surface of what it's like to be a guy. The song is shallow, dreadfull, and the bitch sings like a chicken being strangled. Diva is my shit though!
Beyonce Feat R. Kelly - If I Were A Boy (Official Remix)