"Desperate Housewives" gardener and the actor formerly known as Jesse Metcalfe was being his old douchy self at a club in Monaco (after he appeared at the award show no one watches, the World Music Awards), hanging out a second-floor balcony when he fell 30-to-40 feet and hit the ground. Afterwards, he was rushed to a nearly hospital where he had a brain scan(funny).
Jesse was released from the hospital in Monaco today and flown to London where he had a C-Scan. They wanted to check to see if his Cunt was still breathing since he doesn't breathe like us normal folks. His spokeswhore said, "He accidentally slipped off a balcony and was knocked unconscious, but he is fine and now recovering from some minor bruises in a London hospital."
When you drink like a fish and act like an ass, it's only a matter of time before you fall off a balcony and hit the pavement hard. It's embedded in all douchebags DNA. or just guys who make a living doing daytime and nighttime soaps.
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