The giant weight known as Madonna's 80 pound 'roided vagina has finally been lifted from Guy Ritchie's shoulders!
A source close to Guy says, "Guy is finally starting to socialize in a way that we haven't seen from him in years."
Rumors are circulating that it was a heated phone argument over Ritchie's attendance to a bachelor party that propelled the separation from Madonna so that Guy "can live again."
Considering some of the Material Mom's strange and controlling habits which are pretty much LEGENDARY, is it really a surprise that Guys is getting to see what it feels like to be a man again?
The final battle will be custody of the former couple's children, whom Ritchie does not want to permanently reside in the the USA. If anyone's paid attention to photos, it seems Rocco spends more time with his dad than with Vadge anyway. The only time you really see her with the kids is when they go to the park or she converts her sheep, er, children to Kaballah.
In the meantime, Guy seems to be stretching his wings. His father John spoke to In Touch Weekly, "He's been in a very good mood. I wasn't upset that they split. I am very pleased for Guy that it is over."
Since Guy signed a contract not to speak of his dick mutilating marriage to Vadge (he should definitely send her a copy of the horror film "Teeth" as a good ye gift) and you know Vadge won't speak of it unless she has an album to promote or something of that nature, get Papa Richie to do a sit down interview. Vadge may have control over no nuts beyond their divorce, but I'm sure it's not in the contract for the parentals not to speak.
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