The Apocolypse is definitely upon us (we definitely need to pray much harder for that change Obama's been talking about) because some bitch named Siri Pinter (not to be confused with Tom & Katie's daughter, Suri) let the corpse that is Carson Daly stick his dick in her long enough to make a baby. here's what his spokeswhore told People:
"Carson is thrilled to be a father and they are looking forward to an extra special Thanksgiving this year with family and friends."
Hopefully with the way he's been looking lately, he will be having second and third helpings of some Thanksgiving festivities.
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