Tuesday, November 4, 2008

HERPES HILTON DISCOVERS WHAT WE'VE KNOWN ALL ALONG

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When the biggest whore bag on the planet, Herpes Hilton, first meets a dude, instead of shaking his hand, she basically does what most nasty whores do and fucks them immediately(something she's clearly not very good at. This is why the tramp shouldn't be surprised that any male with a dick dangling between their legs only see her as a cum towel and an ATM.

Herpes managed one good tear out of her one good eye (not carrying any well known viruses) and told the News of the World: “Every other guy I’ve been out with has used me for money or sex - but in most cases they just want fame. It made it hard to trust people. After a while I had to start questioning exactly why somebody wanted to be with me."
If anyone's seen her sex tape(s), you know how spectacular she is in bed. Bitch just lays there like a dead fish on methodone. Other celebrities I see with the same potential: Halle Berry, Mariah Carey and Oprah (I shudder at the latter).
I'm gagging at the fact that it's taken her this long to figure out what we've all known all along. When a dude has you listed as "cum bag" in his cell phone, maybe you should pry open your diseased eye with your skank hand and get a clue. Talk about a long-lasting blond moment.

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