In less than two weeks, Britney Spears' new 90 minute documentary, titled Britney: For The Record, will air on MTV. In the interview, the former Queen of pop talks about her life and her feelings. And during the MTV special, she compares her life to being in prison. Obviously they give a lifetime supply of frapp juice in prison along with free clothes, tones of endorsements, and a plethora of awards. She totally knows what it's like to be a prisoner.
Brit Brit says, "There’s no excitement, there’s no passion. I have really good days, and then I have bad days. Even when you go to jail, y'know, there’s the time when you’re gonna get out. But in this situation, it’s never ending. It’s just like Groundhog Day every day."
Is this a sign of post-partum depression. I say being married to Kevin Federline for as long as she was should have been prison enough. But she made her bed on that one.
The show hasn't aired yet, and if you were watching the Britney video countdown which aired the same day as the TRL finale, Miss Thang already has people feeling sorry for her! Well I say don't cry for her Argentina. When you become a global pop superstar, you lose many things in life including your sense of freedom. You either make it work, or you become a psychotic nut job like Mimi back in the day or Amy Winehouse today.
Spears also opens up about her life post the crazy meltdown, head-shaving incident.
Says Britney, "I think it’s too in control. If I wasn’t under the restraints I’m under, I’d feel so liberated. When I tell them the way I feel, it’s like they hear but they’re really not listening. If you do something wrong in your work, you can move on, but I’m having to pay for a long time."
I must say I like this candid side of Britney! I truly believe this is the real her talking, and not the controlled robot she was at the beginning of her career. Like the song implies, Gimme Gimme More!
Brit adds, "I never wanted to become one of those prisoner people. I always wanted to feel free. I think I've learned my lesson now and enough is enough."
The last time we allowed Britney to feel liberated, she shaved her head, flashed her cooter, hung out with Herpes Hilton and Lezzie HoHan, beat a parked car with an umbrella, almost dropped Sean Preston in the street, did her worst performance on the VMA's last year, shot the Gimme More video, released the embarrassing Gimme More video, took daily trips to gas station bathrooms (sometimes barefoot), hooked up with that douchebag paparazzo Assnan, and married and fucked Kevin Federline twice (well I'm sure it was more than twice, but I only count the two times he knocked her up).
Maybe Papa Spears should put her on a clinical trial basis. Kind of like recess. Let her out of her iron cage for a few hours without some of that strict Southern supervision and see how the animal reacts. If she starts acting like a crazy bitch in heat working the stripper pole at some dive bar in Tennessee, tighten that leash around her neck faster than you can say Vadgezilla's roided up vagina pocket.
Check out a preview of Britney's documentary below:
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