I wasn't going to blog about these two, since I can't anything that has to do with the shitfest known as The Hills, but looking at these two twatfaced bastards really pisses me off. According to the oh so relaible UsWeekly, these two fucktards went on a publicity tour claiming thay got married in Mexico. Now word is that their fake wedding ceremony wasn't legal, because the shortbus cumquats never got a marriage license. To be honest, I didn't believe this story at all, BECEUSE THESE TWO DO EVERYTHING (I'm going to start typing in caps now because I'm fucking angry, bnot because I'm lazt, like Kanye claims) TO EXTEND THEIR FIFTEEN MINUTES OF FAME THAT MASSA TELEVISION AND THIS HILLS CRAP HAS GIVEN THEM. THE FAKE WEDDING AND HONEYMOON WILL BE FEATURED ON THE NEW SEASON OF THE HILLS, SO THE EMMY VOTERS BETTER BE WATCHING, BECAUSE HEIDI HO WILL BE GIVING THE BEST PERFORMANCE OF HER FUCKING CAREER.
WHAT PISSES ME OFF IS THIS WHOLE PROP 8 BULLSHIT IS ALIVE AND WELL, PEOPLE WHO TRULY LOVE AND WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF THEIR LIVES TOGETHER WANT TO GET MARRIED, AND HERE THESE TWO FAME-MONGERING ASSHOLES COME ALONG AND TAKE COMPLETE ADVANTAGE OF WHAT COMES SO EASILY FOR HETEROSEXUALS. OH HOW I LOOOOOOOOVE BEING AN AMERIKKKAN.
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