CRICKET NEWS: TEFLON TITTIES WINS DANCING WITH THE D LIST

Model/sometimes actress Brooke Burke, was the winner on Tuesday night’s “Dancing With The Nobodies.” I never watched this season because there wasn't anyone interesting on this season (with the exceptions of Toni Braxton & Susan Lucci) but from what I've been told The 37 year-old mother of four put on consistently solid performances with her partner, the very gay Derek Hough, landing first in the rankings almost every week with the exception of last week. Brooke beat out former boy bander Lance "I'm a big queen" Bass and retired football player Warren "fat ass" Sapp to bring home the disco ball trophy on the seventh season of the popular show:

Jimmy Kimmel had Brooke and Derek on via satellite last night, and he showed a clip where Brooke’s fiance, David Charvet, started crying after she performed. Brooke said that he gave up a lot for her and that her family made a lot of sacrifices while she was training. Derek Hough also confirmed that he’s still dating his dance partner from last season, Shannon Elizabeth, and said she happened to be in the room at the time and was just off camera.

What the hell did David give up for her? He hasn't had an acting gig since baywatch fifteen years ago. I just love how these non-career having "belebritrolls" are acting as if they've had a career like Will Smith. And another thing. If Shannon is interested in playing beard for a sashaying queen like Derek, be my guess. I don't understand why so many faggots are trying to pose on a show that is reaking in gay overtones.

In case you give a shit, here are Brooke and Derek doing the Freestyle for the finals



And a Salsa from last week