Alright bitches! It's about that time to go out and get all your yearly immunization shots, because Herpes Hilton and Benji Madden are both single and on the prowl. While we're running for quarantine shelters, expect shares in Valtrex medication to triple. Herpes Hilton is going back on the stroll.
According to Star Magazine, Herpes quit Pugsley because he's too-controlling. When he found out that she was being gross with ex Stavros in Miami, he freaked out at her. Benji totally did the "cooch sniff" test on her. You know he got pink eye in both eyes with puss and everything after getting a whiff of her hot pocket.
The source said, "She couldn't take his overbearing ways anymore. It was stressing her out. He can be very aggressive and he was just too much trouble. She felt she couldn't cut loose and party. He doesn't drink and doesn't think she should either. She felt too fenced in."
Benji apparently is cuntmatized, because he wanted a second chance from her nasty ass. "He fought for a second chance and asked if they could talk it out but Paris said she was done talking." That's because she probably already lined up two dozen rebound dicks.
I'm sure somewhere Nicole Richie is crying tears of joy and celebrating as we speak. Herpes always tried to act like the innocent one. Everybody was picking on her stringy ass. I knew she was a sloppy ho the minute she copied Nicole and went for the brother of whom she's fucking. Herpes has infected three quarters of young Hollyweird. She was running out of dicks to infect.
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