Tuesday, October 14, 2008

ZAC EFRON WANTS TO SHOW YOU HIS GREASE MONKEY

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There seems to be a BIG trend on Broadway with guys going onstage to show off their cockerspaniels. Hunter Parrish (Weeds) takes it off onstage in "Spring Awakening," and Daniel Radcliffe is currently showing his snail in "Equus." Now comes word that X Tina's twin brother in all things bronzer Zac Efron wants to shed his Disney image by shedding his clothes.

Zac tells The Sun, "You know that Daniel Radcliffe role on Broadway, well it's been mentioned.”

What I don't get is why every teen sensation thinks that by getting naked, flashing your va jay jay in public, or making out with a gayelle DJ is going to give you some kind of credibility or make people take you seriously as an adult actor? I can't see Zacquitta getting down like this. Maybe if you stuck him in prison and had him get gang raped by ten 250 pound black guys, then we could consider him for Oscar consideration. Not because he's getting raped, mind you. because he would have to really pretend he wasn't enjoying it. Hell, you can even have Tommy Girl there to video tape it for X Tube.

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