Thursday, October 23, 2008

WILL SMITH PAYS FOR DICK?????

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Rumors are LEGENDARY about Will Smith and his roided up husband, Jada Pinkett swinging with the pink posse and using their fake marriage to cover that shit up. Rumors go as far back as his legendary secret gay relation with Tisha Campbell's husband (are they still married?) Duane Martin. The latest nail in the gay rumor coffin about the Fresh Prince of Bel Air comes from a Hollywood Madam who claims she has sold him dick in the past. The madame tells Ian Halperin that before she moved her PUSSY FOR SALE (male or female) game from Hollywood to NYC this year, Will Smith was one of her clients.

She said, “I had to reassure him over and over that I could guarantee discretion. Once I convinced him I could, he placed his order. It was for a man. I had 14 women working for me and two guys. You’d be surprised at how many Hollywood stars requested the services of the guys.”

Someone seriously needs to inform this dumb bitch what "discretion" really means. For those who need an education, it means you keep your fucking mouth closed. Maybe Will should join Scientology after all. That way, he can get all the cock and ass he wants, without worrying about John Travolta or McCrazy Cruisey ever muttering a word. How do you think they've managed to keep all their LEGENDARY gay orgies in the Leona Helmsley penthouses secret all these years. Well it's a secret no more with my big ass mouth!

I'm actually surprised someone of Will's stature has to even pay for it. Doesn't every powerful Hollyweird actor know the further you climb up the celebrity food chain, the more ass is available to you. You can totally hire people to get you any piece of peen you want, no questions asked. Unfortunately, we have yet to learn if Will takes it up the poop chute, and if he's packing like a racehorse.

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