Thursday, October 9, 2008

WHO'S LOOKING FOR A SPERM DONOR?

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I've seen some crazy reality shows get the green light as of late, but this shit right here takes the cake. Word is a casting notice has gone out for a new reality show seeking a female celebrity who wants to have a baby but does not have a man in her life. Multiple episode show for major cable network will help her find the ideal sperm donor and then get pregnant. Process will include the finest fertility doctors. All inquiries will be kept private and confidential.

Someone better get Jennifer Aniston on the phone. This sounds like the perfect gig for her. It might get her her highest ratings since that other mess she was on, "Friends."

P.S. How the fuck are all inquiries going to be kept private and confidential if whomever gets the gig, their business will be all over TV? Just a thought.

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