SOMEONE NEEDS TO BRAND HIS BALLS AND HANG THEM ON A MEAT HOOK

Word on the street is that he London Stock Exchange's chaplain, the sexually frustrated Peter Mullen, is under pressure to resign after demanding on his personal blog that gay men should be forced to have "sodomy" warnings tattooed on their bodies, according to the UK's Evening Standard.

Who does this douche think he is Adolf Hitler?

The Bishop of London on Monday called the Mullen's comments "highly offensive" and Stonewall, the gay rights charity, said he should resign. Why is it that everytime someone says something, they have to resign? Bitch should be castrated. Oh, wait! Don't they already get that once they take that vow of celibacy?

Here's what the cum licker wrote word for word on his blog:

"It is time that religious believers began to recommend … discouragements of homosexual practices after the style of warnings on cigarette packets. Let us make it obligatory for homosexuals to have their backsides tattooed with the slogan SODOMY CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH and their chins with FELLATIO KILLS."

He also went on to say that gay pride parades were "obscene" and had to be outlawed.

How would he know? The obscenity is the best part of going to the parades. Don't knock it until you try it is what I say. In a statement, the Diocese of London said, "While clergy are entitled to their own personal views, we recognise that the content of this text is highly offensive and is in no way reflective of the views of the Diocese of London."

A Diocese insider said the chaplain may now face a disciplinary inquiry over his comments.


Stonewall's chief executive, Ben Summerskill, told the Brit media: "If I was a member of the Stock Exchange I would be wondering whether he is the right person to be chaplain in the opening years of the 21st century. We have talked to one or two gay people in the City and they would be perfectly happy if he were to go."

On Sunday, papers caught up with the offensive reverend and he said that he was kidding around on his blog, "I wrote some satirical things on my blog and anybody with an ounce of sense of humour or any understanding of the tradition of English satire would immediately assume that they're light-hearted jokes. I certainly have nothing against homosexuals. Many of my dear friends have been and are of that persuasion. What I have got against them is the militant preaching of homosexuality."
Isn't that the same as a member of the KKK spewing racial obscenties, and under the same breath claiming that some of his best friends are black? When will folks start taking responsibilities for their actions, and realizing that your actions have consequences? Say what you mean and mean what you say. Otherwise, fall back and shut the fuck up if you have no idea what you're talking about.