What's up with everyone lying about their age? I understand the whole Showbiz age thing so you can stay relevant in an industry absessed with youth, but when you look older than you claim, you can't blame a bitch for doing a little digging. Sunday's New York Daily News did just that:
Zoe has been ranting on her new Bravo show, "The Rachel Zoe Project," that she's so anal (and whiny) because she's a triple Virgo. In astrology terms, that means she was born in the sign of Virgo, her rising sign is a Virgo, and her moon sign is a Virgo.
Bitch I'm a Virgo and I can tell you for a fact that I'm not as anal as she is, and I was born on September 2nd. Well, the experts say that isn't possible if Zoe is 37 and was born on Sept. 1, 1971, as she claims. In fact, says our pro, she'd actually be five to 10 years older than that if she were indeed a Triple-V.
So does that mean the dried prune is well over 45? Somebody better get get a copy of her birth certificate and driver's license stat!
Miss Thang done sold herself out. If anyone's been watching the show, her husband will even tell you she's a bad liar. maybe Rach needs to just stick to shopping and do a little less talking.
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