Rush & Molloy reports that at the Mayfair Hotel in Coconut Grove, FL on Sunday morning, muff linguist/sometime actress Michelle Rodriguez woke up guests by banging on her hotel door and screaming at her "girlfriend."
According to one guest, "I woke up Sunday morning to the sounds of two women yelling, and one of them was smashing the door knocker very loudly. I peeked out and saw it was [Rodriguez]. She's screaming, 'Open up, let me in, bitch!' If you don't open up, you're not getting your [pleasure toy] back."
And faster than you can say "open sesame," the door opened. You know them dykes all suffer from penis envy. Like Kate Moss and her Calvins, nothing can keep the chocha dusters from their sex toys!
Now I am curious of two things: One, what kind of sex toy was it? Dildo? Vibrator? a fifteen-inch metallic flashlight painted blue? A friend of mine has a flashlight just like that, but I know he doesn't like objects in his no-no hole. So I can touch it and stroke it like I'm stroking my fuck buddies cock with no problem.
I just love the hardcore lezzies. Them bitches don't play. And she's a latina from jersey City too! You know them bitches will take you out with a box cutter and a smile.
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