Tuesday, October 14, 2008

MR. AND MISS JAY GET A SPIN-OFF

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Just what we need. Instead of coming out with a scripted show where gays can be the center of some greatness and diversity (some shows like Queer As Folk, The L Word, Noah's Arc, or the DL Chronicles), we get yet another show where desualized queens get to make over clueless straight folks, because that's all we're good for. Non sexual eunics who get to paint the world with shiny things for straights to enjoy.

Tranny Banks will produce a spin-off of "America's Next Top Hasbeens" starring her two gay book ends, J. Alexander (hot mess in a good way) and Jay Manuel (you know, the one with the messy silver hair) The show will be like "How Do I Look?" but without Finola Hughes and queenier to the nth degree.

The show called "Operation Fabulous" will follow Mister and Miss Jay as they travel the country and makeover ordinary girls the "ANTM" way. The two fembots will teach clueless bitches how to dress and do their hair and makeup. So that means they'll leave looking worse than when they came in. All you have to do is watch previous seasons on ANTM to know what I'm talking about. I also have a strange feeling that Tranny Banks will be poking her five head on the show on numerous occasions, something I really don't need right now. Bad enough she's on tv damn near everyday with ANTM and her unwatchable talk show. FOX please hurry up and bring The Wendy Williams Show back. We definitely need the original statuesque bitch with big hair and a bigger mouth to show Tranny how its done.

We really don't need anymore makeover shows. I'm so sick of seeing gays on tv designing houses, sewing garments for sized zero cunts to wear, and turning girls into walking transexuals in Shauna Sand clear cho cha heels. there are so many colors to the gayelle rainbow, and it's about time we start playing with all the colors in the crayola box.

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