The catty cunts at "The View" were up to their daily shenanigans as usual yesterday. You know whenever these bitches talk politics, there's always going to be some verbal assasination. While Joy and Elizabitch were having at it, Hasselsnatch offered Joy some "Obama Kool-Aid" (isn't using Obama and Kool-Aid in the same sentence a bit racist?) and then Barbara Walters played catty den mother and informed the ladies about the complaints they received about the McCain t-shirt Elisabeth wore on Tuesday. Did you know the bitch designed it herself? She does have other talents besides sticking her Jimmy Choo in her pie hole.
During the conversation about the t-shirt, Joy said Elisabitch was promoting shit and that's not right. Elisabeth responded by basically saying (get ready to stick foot in mouth right about...NOW!) that Joy promotes her politically-natured stand-up shows all the time, so it's the same thing. Well.....when the cameras went off, the fight on stage continued backstage!
According to Defamer, Joy went after Elisabitch backstage for making the comment about incorporating her political views in her stand up shows. Doesn't Whoopi do the same thing? As well as other comedians? Where does that leave them? A witness says that Joy shouted at Elisabeth, "If you do that again I will burn you down." Anyone got a lighter to give Joy this instant? Matches?
Elisabeth turned red and tried to respond, but Joy stopped her and yelled, "Shut the fuck up!" Joy exited the war zone, leaving Elisabeth by herself.
See Elizabitch, if you were a comedian or someone with quick wit (outside from getting all your info from Hanity & Holmes as well as the Fox News bible,) you would have been able to come with a quick and sassy comeback. Sadly, all you have to rely on is your AmeriCain t shirt to cry yourself to sleep on. I'm sure on Monday the girls will act all lovey-dovey on camera and have Barbara assure us there's not fighting on the set, but after all these years we know better. I'm running with this story as if my hair was on fire and I need to jump in the Indian Ocean to put it out.
Fuck Hot Topics! These bitches need a reality show.
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