Jamie Lynn may not be growing another hillbilly bastard in her love canal after all. An "source" tells TMZ that JL is not knocked up.According to reports from The National Enquirer, Jamie Lynn was "shocked" to learn she was sperminated because she believed "she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding." Jamie Lynn was expecting to get her period in September, but when cranberry season decided to take the month off, she ran out, bought a baby making test and it came back positive. Now seriously, I blame Lynn for all the fuckery with her daughters. First Brit Brit lost her virginity at 14 and snorted coke at 15 (according to the mother of the year herself). Then the donkey neglects to teach her kids the birds and the bees? They really do grow them dumb down south these days, now don't they?
I think I should send her my special homemade vinegar/baking soda/cyanide Saturday night douche kit. Every time I let guys run a train on me with no condom, I use this method like clockwork. Surprisingly, I live to tell the tale. And my no no hole is fresh and so clean too. Jamie Lynn should definitely use this method. You know her dumb ass will believe something this stupid. Anything you find online has to be true, right?
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