Word on the street is that Guy Ritchie has become more paranoid than Amy Winehouse in a crack den because he thinks Vadgezilla has sent her "minions" to spy on him after their divorce. Doesn't she know that once it's over, it's over?
The Sun reports that Guy accused the 'Zilla of acting like the KGB and screamed at her, “This is a divorce, not the Cold War.” Actually it is a cold war...between her legs! After that, the 'roided one slapped him with one of her buff labia lips and Guy went out cold. That will teach him to scream at her.
A friend said, “Any hopes Guy had of their divorce being private and dignified are out the window. The allegations he was a cruel and neglectful husband have torn him apart so much that he invited his father and sister to the house on the weekend for dinner. They discussed the divorce and how Guy could stand his ground against Madonna and her PR machine."
Guy somehow found out that Vadge and her slaves knew about the dinner and had been keeping track of him for a few days. “When Guy found out he lost his shit. He said, ‘How can you set fire to our whole world? Why go to such lengths to destroy me?’ But Guy knows it would be unusual if Madonna wasn’t monitoring his every move. She’s a control freak and there’s so much at stake.”
Anyone should know, if you lie down with Madonna, you're going to end up with some tracking device up your no no hole like something out of Mission:Impossible. Somewhere, Tom Cruise is wondering, why didn't he think of that.
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