What in Scientology hell is in the barley water? First Janet Jackson is cancelling more shows than you can say Xanadu, and now Cher is falling ill as well?
Reports state that Cher is suffering from asthma-related bronchitis.
I had asthma growing up (I thankfully outgrew it), and I can tell you that asthma and bronchitis - soooo not cute!
According to Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas, the 62 year-old had to cancel her shows on Saturday and Sunday, which were her last performances there for the year, due to her bronchitis.
Her publicist, Liz Rosenberg (also Vadge's publicist), claims Cher is actually suffering from "Vegas Throat."
That's apparently a condition that's caused by the dry dessert air. Maybe they need to move her act to NYC. It's already getting chilly over here.
However, reports state that Caesars spent millions of dollars installing a special humidifier in The Colosseum showroom, which was specially built for Celine Dion's show to protect her throat. what are they charging Cher an arm, leg and one of Chastity's ass cheeks to turn that shit on?
As for Rosenberg, she is also denying the rumors that Cher has chronic abdominal problems. Abdominal problems is better than having a little anal leakage or a farting problem. Just ask Camille Grammer.
Caesars issued a statement saying that "Cher looks forward to her return to The Colosseum early next year with performances to be announced soon."
Get well soon Cher. The gays need you pumping across the stage!
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