Tuesday, October 28, 2008

ARETHA WANTS YOU TO "TOUCH HER BODY"

Seeing Herpes Hilton's twat in night vision and hearing Aretha sing this song (out of breath, of course) are two things I never thought I'd live to witness. Sadly, GOD has a sense of humor.

P.S. You know she sings this song every night to her 32 piece bucket of greasy chicken, mashed potatoes drowned in movie theater popcorn butter, and two boxes of biscuits every night. It's how she makes it through the day.

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Movies

  • 5 Deadly Venoms
  • Aliens
  • Another Gay Movie
  • Blade
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  • Boy Culture
  • Brokeback Mountain
  • Die Hard
  • E.T.
  • Eating Out
  • Enter the Dragon
  • First Blood
  • Friday the 13th (1980)
  • Inception
  • Jaws
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  • Milk
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  • Night of the Living Dead
  • Piranha
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  • Salt
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  • Speed
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  • T2
  • The Bourne Trilogy
  • The Circuit
  • The Crazies (2009)
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  • The Matrix
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  • The Road
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  • The Terminator
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