Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Y'ALL DONE PICKED THE WRONG DYKE

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Brace yourselves women who actually wear makeup. Ellen Degeneres is the newest face of CoverGirl. They obviously picked the wrong muffler because clearly Zac Efron wears more foundation than she does. Ellen announced on her show today that she will star in commercials for CoverGirl that will begin airing next year.

She also said, "I am very, very excited about it. It's a very cool thing, I'm honored and the photo shoot was 'easy, breezy, beautiful ... CoverGirl.'"

More like "easy, breezy, pussy munchifull...."

I love you Ellen, but they seriously picked the wrong gayelle for the job. Why didn't they re-hire Queen latifah? She's the only dyke I can think of that actually wears makeup. Even if it's for show.

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