Well bitch better keep on dreaming, because I refuse to let your diseased presence disrupt the combeback Britney's about to make. Even if I have to hunt you down and keep you away with a special spray can filled with Valtrex.
I'm sure you all saw the phony reuniting of Herpes and Brit Brit at the VMAs this weekend. This nauseating reunion gave Herpes a brain bubble. She said, "My new album's out soon and it would be hot if I could do a duet with Britney. It is really poppy and sounds a bit like Kylie Minogue."
OMG her new cd was influenced by Kylie? I think I just dry heaved in my mouth. Someone should give this memo to Herpes. Unlike you, Kylie can actually sing. She may coo like a child on helium in the studio, but Kylie definitely puts it down live on stage. You sound like a beaver being suffocated by Samantha Ronson's pussy. Herpes will record a hit with Satan in hell before I let her get near Britney.
And a Brit Brit/Wonky duet would have so many digital effects on it that it would sound like a duet between R2D2 and that bitch Vanessa from Small Wonder.
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