Diminutive prick tease Kylie Minogue either has a single release coming up or she wants to throw the 'razzis off the scent of her romance with Gallic nob-jockey Olivier Martinez. Because with one spray-on eyebrow craftily arched, she has worked the nation into a terminal lather by confessing a girl crush on bisexual actress Tallulah Bankhead.
She said:
"I'd go gay for her. She was a fascinating and exotic woman. I want to release the inner Tallulah in me."
Don't mind the noise of squillions of teenage boys furiously cracking one off, Kylie. You carry on...
"God knows I can't get a man - so maybe I should cross over."
For the love of fuck woman, if you can't get laid then what hope do the rest of us have?
We're screwed. But not literally..
SOURCE:HOLYMOLY.CO.UK
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